Have the Crummy Awards on as background noise.
Heard them introduce Taylor Swift. *yaaaaawwwwn*. So she makes some comment how it is an honor to share the stage with Stevie Nicks. The music for "Rhiannon" starts up. Stevie took the low harmonies, Taylor sang the high harmonies....FLAT!
SHE WAS FLAT 90% OF THE FUCKING SONG!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!
This silly little teenage girl has sold millions of albums, made millions of dollars, and SHE HAS NO FUCKING TALENT!
SHE IS THE FUCKING POSTER CHILD FOR THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!!!!
AN ARTIST WHO CANNOT FUCKING SING IS WINNING AWARDS FROM AN ACADEMY THAT IS COMPRISED OF MUSICIANS, PRODUCERS AND OTHER MUSIC INDUSTRY TYPES WHO SHOULD KNOW WHAT A FUCKING SINGER SOUNDS LIKE! AND SHE IS NOT A FUCKING SINGER!!
SHE IS A BLONDE BIMBO WHO HAS A BUNCH OF MONEY BEHIND HER!!!
THAT IS ALL SHE IS!!!
The fucking Crummy Awards each year remind me how they are not at ALL about THE MUSIC!
They are about how stupid people are to vote for no-talent hacks, and how stupid the record-buying public is for wasting their hard-earned dollar on such moronic over-produced bullshit!!!!
Speaking of over-produced bullshit....I caught a performance by whats-his-name...the dude who played Ray Charles in that movie a couple of years ago. At least it LOOKED like Jamie Foxx. Seemed to me he was just lip-synching. Though he is an incredibly talented clasically-trained pianist.
Pretty much all I could hear was his overly pitch-corrected vocal, and a drum loop. The weird thing was, there were about 30 musicians onstage behind him, with some guy pretending to direct them.
What the fuck is the point of having all these motherfuckers onstage playing air-instruments?
Now, on the COOL side of things, they had a tribute to Les Paul, where Jeff Beck played "How High The Moon" on a cherry sunburst Les Paul (what else?).
Good god. I am going to throw up.
Taylor Swift? Album of the year? BULLSHIT!
IT IS A LOAD OF FUCKING BULLSHIT!
FUCK THE ACADEMY!