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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackflag View Post
    By the way, I may have already spread my seed all around. You don't know.
    No, but the gay bars in Yakima probably have a good idea....

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    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    No, but the gay bars in Yakima probably have a good idea....


    You really want me to be gay, don't you? I wonder why.

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    Oh for fucks sake! Take a drive to Vermont and make it legal, would'ya...


    This shit's getting old already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
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    How Dare You.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    If Pink is really singing in perfect key while she is spinning around
    upside-down 360 degrees in the air for over a minute, she's a freak of nature !

    Try spinning yourself around and sing in tune (not that I can sing in
    tune anyway) but ya get what I mean...

    I just end up all dizzy and bump into shit..
    (And thats before the first drink !)
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackflag View Post
    You really want me to be gay, don't you? I wonder why.
    I just want you to be happy in your own skin for once, champ.


    Don't ask, Don't tell.... It's the law


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    How do you know when you're in a gay bar in YakiVegas?

    Everyone's wearing this t-shirt.....

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    Oh for fucks sake! Take a drive to Vermont and make it legal, would'ya...


    This shit's getting old already!
    Massachusetts. I wanna be there to see it!

    Oh dear.

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    Judas Priest won a grammy for a song they made in '77? (it was a new live version it though).

    That's awesome. The true staying power of METAL!!
    =V V=
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    EAT US AND SMILE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Massachusetts. I wanna be there to see it!
    You can be the flower girl...



    I'm thinking late spring....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackflag View Post
    You really want me to be gay, don't you? I wonder why.
    Why?

    So you'll finally be happy with who you are.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    You can be the flower girl...



    I'm thinking late spring....
    Dove release, or balloon launch as you kiss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Dove release, or balloon launch as you kiss?
    Balloon launch.

    Fuck the environmentalists...

    Dove on a bed of rice pilaf might be a nice touch, though....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Dove release, or balloon launch as you kiss?
    firing of pistols towards each other at ten paces

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    shit i didn't know lounge was the groom. in that case, only his pistol is loaded.







    pun intended

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Dove on a bed of rice pilaf might be a nice touch, though....
    Serve a couple on each plate. They really are tiny.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Serve a couple on each plate. They really are tiny.
    You're catering it, that's your problem....


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    best man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    You're catering it, that's your problem....

    Fine, I'll wrap the little bastards in bacon, screw political correctness. Now if I can just lay my hands on some manatee...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    best man?
    assumed


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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Fine, I'll wrap the little bastards in bacon, screw political correctness. Now if I can just lay my hands on some manatee...
    spotted owl wings are the BOMB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Walker View Post
    Jethro Tull > Metallica... always were, always will be.
    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha!
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    If Pink is really singing in perfect key while she is spinning around
    upside-down 360 degrees in the air for over a minute, she's a freak of nature !

    Try spinning yourself around and sing in tune (not that I can sing in
    tune anyway) but ya get what I mean...

    I just end up all dizzy and bump into shit..
    (And thats before the first drink !)
    I took your advice.

    After three hours in casualty, I can conclude that it is not possible - or adivsable - to attempt singing whilst spinning around upside down.

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    OK Pink gets to play the reception. Or since it's a gay wedding, maybe we get Lady Gaga -


    OH SHIT - I've got it - LES FUNK lives in Massachusetts!!!!!!!

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    Would you not feed his gay fantasies? Dude's delusional enough, without starting this mancrush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Walker View Post
    Jethro Tull > Metallica... always were, always will be.
    My pimpled arse > Metallica... always was, always will be.

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    What, no thoughts about the music for the wedding reception?? Are you embarrassed to play a gay wedding?

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    Maybe they could get Pansy Division to play the wedding?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    What, no thoughts about the music for the wedding reception?? Are you embarrassed to play a gay wedding?
    I'm pretty sure a male planning any type of wedding infers that he's gay.

    Didn't he say he recently got married? I'm going to guess he played a big role in that planning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Maybe they could get Pansy Division to play the wedding?
    If I had to have somebody gay play, I'd have the zombie Freddie Mercury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackflag View Post
    I'm pretty sure a male planning any type of wedding infers that he's gay.

    Didn't he say he recently got married? I'm going to guess he played a big role in that planning.
    Yes.

    I planned to show up on time, and sober.



    Pretty fricken proud of myself too......

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    And yet, for me, you've picked out the balloons and food. Telling.

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    my wife and i got married at the lodge we stayed at, so on time was gravy. sober? ehhh, almost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackflag View Post
    And yet, for me, you've picked out the balloons and food. Telling.
    deep down, he really likes ya.

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    OT, urr, well sort of , but is it wrong to say I really enjoyed the "Rumours" album from Fleetwood Mac? To me it's the epitome of what a good POP/ROCK album should be.
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackflag View Post
    And yet, for me, you've picked out the balloons and food. Telling.
    Should have gone with the doves......

    damn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Should have gone with the doves......

    damn.
    and no food, only soft drinks

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