Will Taylor Swift Please Get Permanent Laryngitis?

[Guitar Shark]

This thread is useless without Beyonce pics.

[kwame k]

And yet, for me, you've picked out the balloons and food. Telling.

You're just pissed he didn't go with the tossed salad.......

[FORD]

This thread is useless without Beyonce pics.

Good point....

[FORD]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

thanks ford

[Sensible Shoes]

Now I've got Beyonce to deal with? GREAT. This really fucks up the seating chart!!!!!

OK which of your mothers gets to be mother of the bride? She'll need flowers. And whose father is walking him down the aisle?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Now I've got Beyonce to deal with? GREAT. This really fucks up the seating chart!!!!!

OK which of your mothers gets to be mother of the bride? She'll need flowers. And whose father is walking him down the aisle?

ya think evh would play the piano?

[kwame k]

OK which of your mothers gets to be mother of the bride? She'll need flowers. And whose father is walking him down the aisle?

Knowing Lounge...he'd like to stay with someone from the "True Faith".....

[LoungeMachine]

Now I've got Beyonce to deal with? GREAT. This really fucks up the seating chart!!!!!

OK which of your mothers gets to be mother of the bride? She'll need flowers. And whose father is walking him down the aisle?

The weddings off.

Just got emailed pics of BF with sockfucker and ace.....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

The weddings off.

Just got emailed pics of BF with sockfucker and ace.....

sooooooooooooooooo................. that taylor swift chick sucks, huh?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

The weddings off.

Just got emailed pics of BF with sockfucker and ace.....

nobody has paid any deposits yet, right?

[kwame k]

sooooooooooooooooo................. that taylor swift chick sucks, huh?

Since she won't be singing at the wedding now, we'll never know

[LoungeMachine]

sooooooooooooooooo................. that taylor swift chick sucks, huh?

who?

oh, yeah, her.

she's sammy hagar, only with smaller tits.

[LoungeMachine]

nobody has paid any deposits yet, right?

BF was kind enough to put everything on his Mr. Pibb Gold card....



Free soft drinks with every purchase....

[chefcraig]

The weddings off.

Now what am I going to do with 600 pounds of shaved ice, a freezer full of scrawny birds and 8 sacks of rice?

[Sensible Shoes]

Jesus Christ. Another freelance job shot to shit. I'm just gonna be homeless.

[LoungeMachine]

Now what am I going to do with 600 pounds of shaved ice, a freezer full of scrawny birds and 8 sacks of rice?

Par-Tay.

[LoungeMachine]

Jesus Christ. Another freelance job shot to shit. I'm just gonna be homeless.

Want me to talk to Joe Thunder for you?

Hear he needs a new publicist....

[kwame k]

Now what am I going to do with 600 pounds of shaved ice, a freezer full of scrawny birds and 8 sacks of rice?

Party at Craig's house

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Now what am I going to do with 600 pounds of shaved ice, a freezer full of scrawny birds and 8 sacks of rice?

margaritas and "buffalo" birds for the superbowl. i'll take the rice to feed the pigeons on my roof that the neighbor feeds

[LoungeMachine]

Now what am I going to do with 600 pounds of shaved ice, a freezer full of scrawny birds and 8 sacks of rice?

Sounds just like an episode out of Top Chef Tallahassee, don't it?

[chefcraig]

i'll take the rice to feed the pigeons on my roof that the neighbor feeds

That's not the best of ideas, or didn't you see Fight Club?

Sounds just like an episode out of Top Chef Tallahassee, don't it?

Yeah, the only thing missing is a couple of 55 gallon drums to cook it over.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That's not the best of ideas, or didn't you see Fight Club?

i don't remember? i smoke a bit tho.

[chefcraig]

i don't remember? i smoke a bit tho.

The Jaguar dealership. They fed all the birds on the roof and...

[LoungeMachine]

That's not the best of ideas, or didn't you see Fight Club?

.

WTF????

What are the only 2 rules, cc?

[chefcraig]

WTF????

What are the only 2 rules, cc?

By answering that question, I'd be breaking them both wouldn't I? And since you brought them up...

[FORD]

Don't you people listen to Thom Hartmann? Pigeons aren't really birds, they're alien robots under the command of the evil lord Xenu :eek:

[LoungeMachine]

Don't you people listen to Thom Hartmann? Pigeons aren't really birds, they're alien robots under the command of the evil lord Xenu :eek:

How are they with a nice Aioli?

[chefcraig]

I'm still kicking myself for not investing in that foil hat factory in 1998.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Don't you people listen to Thom Hartmann? Pigeons aren't really birds, they're alien robots under the command of the evil lord Xenu :eek:

they're fuckin' tree rats

[FORD]

How are they with a nice Aioli?

Well, being alien robots, I find they go better with Romulan Ale actually....

[chefcraig]

I'll pass. That Klingon drink I tried used prune juice as a base.

[LoungeMachine]

Well, being alien robots, I find they go better with Romulan Ale actually....

Great.

Nerd Beer.



I Quit

[kwame k]

Yeah, the only thing missing is a couple of 55 gallon drums to cook it over.

Got a few of these laying around, real cheap

[chefcraig]

Great.

Nerd Beer.

I Quit

Yeah, but just think...when you pee, the blue stream will shock the living shit out of the Tidy-bowl man in his little boat.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Yeah, but just think...when you pee, the blue stream will shock the living shit out of the Tidy-bowl man in his little boat.

oooooh, it was a psychodelic mushroom sauce on the doves. sorry lounge, ya gotta go thru with it. this is gonna be one helluva roth army shindig!

[lesfunk]

What, no thoughts about the music for the wedding reception?? Are you embarrassed to play a gay wedding?

I played a lesbian wedding just last spring in Gloucester MA. It was cool. The guitarist subbed out the gig because he's a God Botherer. The rest of us were a little pissed about that. I mean Jesus would've probably played. Right?
These were 25 year old lesbians for Christs sake!

[Guitar Shark]

Great.

Nerd Beer.



I Quit

[Jesus Christ]

I played a lesbian wedding just last spring in Gloucester MA. It was cool. The guitarist subbed out the gig because he's a God Botherer. The rest of us were a little pissed about that. I mean Jesus would've probably played. Right?

Which way to the wedding, My son?

[kwame k]

I would of thought you gave up going to weddings, Your Most Holiness. Aren't they always bothering you when they run out of wine?