VH LINKS New Campaign To Recruit Hagar Heads Into Their Petty Little Fold!

[kennyboy]

Look for LOTS MORE exciting and positive VHLINKS propaganda right here at ROTH ARMY!

[freak]

And here I thought that VHLinks was going to give away 10.00 food vouchers.

[Panamark]

I cant say I feel compelled to join based on your campaign

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by Panamark
I cant say I feel compelled to join based on your campaign

PUSSIES!

I am trying. Some day I will be the best Public Relations Manager that the LINKS ever had!

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Originally posted by kennyboy
Look for LOTS MORE exciting and positive VHLINKS propaganda right here at ROTH ARMY!

[gslinger]

Yeap, the Red Slobber sure is the one I would want to party with and chase split-tail.

[gslinger]

I'm sorry not to be rude, as I am not one of the Sammy haters here, but what in the hell kind of f---king gay boy outfit is this guy wearing on major media TV?

[Bill Lumbergh]

Damn how could anyone idolize Spam............Dave has that cool smirk on his face, Sam looks like he's thinking about his next Supersized ass fucking.......

[gslinger]

I mean those gay pants with the f--king lobsters on them. Where in the hell do you even buy something like that! Music is auditory AND visual for god sakes. Seriously, how many people would show up to see Dave, Zakk Wilde, Metallica, you pick your flavor of rocker, if they dressed like Spammy. Hell the guy in singular can kill 20 - 30% of a Tour's gross gate receipts.

[gslinger]

Hey Kennyboy:

I think this is up your alley. I don't get involved or respond to the spammers/tools on this board, but I did today for the first time. You make the call bro.........

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...5&pagenumber=5


(I swear to God I have not re-digitized or altered either of those posted photos)

[gslinger]

Oh, I now finally understand what a rock god looks likes now. Guess I was confused the last 35 years!

[Warham]

No taste in clothing.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by kennyboy
PUSSIES!

I am trying. Some day I will be the best Public Relations Manager that the LINKS ever had!

I think you already are. You have obviously figured out the target demographic and are embracing that market. Its just that I dont fit into the demographic they want to attract. No offence to your obviously superior advertising campaigns. Brett should have you on the Payroll.
You look at that advertisement, and its instant Hagar, indeniably, unmistakenly. If you were a hagarite, this is the advertising you want !

[ZahZoo]

Too bad we can't image link these attached images... I find it fun to post some of the gems over there just for fun...

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by gslinger
Hey Kennyboy:

I think this is up your alley. I don't get involved or respond to the spammers/tools on this board, but I did today for the first time. You make the call bro.........

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...5&pagenumber=5


(I swear to God I have not re-digitized or altered either of those posted photos)

NICE! I always knew Spam was a bung-burgler!

[gslinger]

Originally posted by Warham
No taste in clothing.

No taste f--king period!!!!!!!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by gslinger
Yeap, the Red Slobber sure is the one I would want to party with and chase split-tail.

Dave looks like a lead singer to a legendary rock band in that photo, and Thammy lookth thilly (oh but great colourth, Redboy!)

[Terry]

Sammy's always had the worst dress sense.

Even in the 80s, when spandex was as far as the eye could see and DLR himself was wearing some clothes that were laughable, Sammy took the cake. Lots of Pastel colored stretch pants. Must of rubbed off on Ed, because he began wearing those pink-parachute style guido pants.

And what the fuck is up with that pussy growing on Sammy's chin. Is that supposed to be a beard or what?

[kennyboy]

Damn Spam!

[evans5150]

Seems to have a job and a major tour this summer even though he's not the best dressed.

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by evans5150
Seems to have a job and a major tour this summer even though he's not the best dressed.

BACK TO THE LINKS FAGGITY VAN HAGAR FAN!

[evans5150]

Originally posted by kennyboy
BACK TO THE LINKS FAGGITY VAN HAGAR FAN!

Just saying man...he's got a job....shouldn't slag the dude for working his freaking ass off to have a great band. I'm a HUGE Van Halen fan. I think Dave was/is an AMAZING fucking guy. What he did for that bad was legendary. That's why I started liking them in the first place...that and Eddie's shredding. I accept the fact that they are still a band and wouldn't change that for the world. ROCK THE FUCK ON VAN HALEN!!!!!

[kennyboy]

VH is no longer a great band.

Wait until you hear the other two turds on the Best Of Both Turds. You'll know what I am talking about.

They spent as much time on the cover art as they did on the tunes.

[evans5150]

Originally posted by kennyboy
VH is no longer a great band.

Wait until you hear the other two turds on the Best Of Both Turds. You'll know what I am talking about.

They spent as much time on the cover art as they did on the tunes.

Hey man....rock and roll is rock and roll. If it makes you play the fucking air guitar and scream at the neighbors...then it's all rock and roll!!! I love Van Halen....Gary I could do without.

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by evans5150
Hey man....rock and roll is rock and roll. If it makes you play the fucking air guitar and scream at the neighbors...then it's all rock and roll!!! I love Van Halen....Gary I could do without.

Contradicting yourself like a true Van Hagar Fan. Brett, is that you?

[evans5150]

Originally posted by kennyboy
Contradicting yourself like a true Van Hagar Fan. Brett, is that you?

Contradicting??? I talked about Roth and Hagar in my first post...never mentioning Gary. Then I said I don't like Gary. But I still love Van Halen. I could do without Gary...but they fucking rock ANYWHICH WAY BUT LOOSE!!!

[kennyboy]

Contradicting yourself like a true Van Hagar Fan. Brett, is that you?

[Warham]

I'm leary of anyone who has the numbers 5150 in their username.

[eatmensmile]

Kenny why do you spend so much time at the links?

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by eatmensmile
Kenny why do you spend so much time at the links?

Because I am a fan of VH. I really just do a bit of lurking nowadays. I used to participate, but I got banned when one of the mod's diapers filled with poo after reading one of my funniest posts.

Vince might be my favorite Linker, so serious. And he's in the Navy.

[Warham]

In The Navy, In The Navy...

[kennyboy]

You can sail the seven seas!