Ketchup...ketchup...

[Dr. Love]

Yes, actually. He's never offered to share his pickle juice with me, the fucker.

It's not something I offer someone so much as it is something I ambush them with.

[ZahZoo]

It's not something I offer someone so much as it is something I ambush them with.

Quit dancing around the truth... it was Sharkey's infamous Rash that provoked you to hold out the juice...

[FORD]

[thome]

Catsup is the Non-Ghey'est of the table sauces.

[Sensible Shoes]

Let's talk for a bit about "liquid smoke". Necessary ingredient in gumbo if you can't find the appropriate andouille sausage. I always wonder how it's made.

[thome]

I saw a food network thing where they make liquid smoke just like how they make moonshine.

They catch the smoke from burning hickory wood by having a exhaust tube that runs thru a quick cooling unit and the humidity in the smoke turns from vapor to a liquid ...

It is actually liquid smoke.

I am pretty close here, without the rocket science degree "verbage" that I gave up on after discovering girls.