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    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Yikes.... Must still be stopping for Big Macs while jogging.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Yikes.... Must still be stopping for Big Macs while jogging.
    and still eating back home

    Two of his favorite Arkansas restaurants were known for their large portions — a hamburger the size of a hubcap and steaks as thick as fists.

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    He looked like he was in pretty good shape the last time I saw him on TV. There are many other possible causes for heart failure besides his diet. Stress is a biggie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    There are many other possible causes for heart failure besides his diet. Stress is a biggie.
    Indeed. This picture tells the story.










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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    He looked like he was in pretty good shape the last time I saw him on TV. There are many other possible causes for heart failure besides his diet. Stress is a biggie.
    His genetics are probably a bigger factor than stress especially at this point.

    Not great to have all this by 63, he probably won't get far into his 70s...

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    "Secretary Of Stae Hillary Rodham Clinton left Washington and headed to New York to be with her husband..."

    For what? Appearances? Who the hell is she trying to bullshit?

    Everybody knows that marriage is such a convenience that you could put a soda fountain and a beef jerky rack on it.

    Un-fuckin-believable!

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    Have to remember, he already had quad bypass surgery in '04...

    Some people just have a not-so-good ticker...

    Of course, the cheeseburgers don't help, but some of it is just shitty genetics....
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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    "Secretary Of Stae Hillary Rodham Clinton left Washington and headed to New York to be with her husband..."

    For what? Appearances? Who the hell is she trying to bullshit?

    Everybody knows that marriage is such a convenience that you could put a soda fountain and a beef jerky rack on it.

    Un-fuckin-believable!
    Bravo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Have to remember, he already had quad bypass surgery in '04...

    Some people just have a not-so-good ticker...

    Of course, the cheeseburgers don't help, but some of it is just shitty genetics....
    Being married to Shrillary can't exactly be good for the blood pressure either....



    His heart may be thinking he's doing Bill a favor.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    He looked like he was in pretty good shape the last time I saw him on TV. There are many other possible causes for heart failure besides his diet. Stress is a biggie.
    Well, he has had to Chimp-sit lately, as part of his Haiti relief efforts. That would stress out anybody....


    Dear God, how did I get stuck with this fucking idiot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    "Damnit!! I'm never gonna land any strange out here with this fuckstump as a wing-man!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    and still eating back home

    Two of his favorite Arkansas restaurants were known for their large portions — a hamburger the size of a hubcap and steaks as thick as fists.

    Fuck it. If Bill died today, he will die knowing he lived an awesomely full life. Big deal, dude enjoys bad foods. Eat, drink, be happy.

    If I were President and had a 24 hour chef, I'd be grubbing all sorts of awesome stuff. I don't blame him one single bit.

    BACON! OM NOM NOM NOM

    I really want to visit the south for a couple months just for the horrible, greasy, fatty, kill you tomorrow type foods. REAL biscuits & gravy, REAL barbecue, eggs cooked in bacon grease, etc...
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    By the way...he has looked really tired lately. Maybe this will perk him up a bit and allow him to feel a bit better. The doctors on TV are saying you feel much more energetic almost immediately after this type of procedure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    I really want to visit the south for a couple months just for the horrible, greasy, fatty, kill you tomorrow type foods. REAL biscuits & gravy, REAL barbecue, eggs cooked in bacon grease, etc...
    Smoking a little too much grass there, munchies boy?
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    Sadie would like the breakfast menu at "The Rusty Tractor" in Elma (which is about half way between Olympia and Aberdeen). Great biscuits and gravy, or huge omelets, or just about any other high calorie, high cholesterol breakfast food you can imagine.

    Great food, but I'd never eat there more than once or twice a year.... and only then because I know I'll burn the calories hiking on the beach.

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    He probably tweaked his heart due to the cocaine use he did in his younger years. Bill participated in Iran/Contra and the drugs came in through Arkansas when he was governor.

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    His ticker worked well enough to where he didn't blow an aorta when blasting Monika with kak.

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