Years ago I made the comment that the office of President Of The United States is actually more like the office of the Motherfucker Of The United States.
It actually means pretty much "Ruler Of The Free World", though ruler is to harsh a word. I guess President Of The Western World would be better.
But I digress.
President is too lame a description of the office. I mean, come on, ruler of the free world and they just wanna call it "President"???
Fuck that shit. I mean, "emperor" is a bit grandiose, but it still sounds too fucking stiff.
Don't let them fool you with that sorry fucking imitation they have at all those goddam press conferences and windbag fucking speeches the president gives every now and then, THIS is the REAL Seal of the President Of The United States of America.
ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS!