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    Ladies and gentlemen! The MOTHERFUCKER OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

    Years ago I made the comment that the office of President Of The United States is actually more like the office of the Motherfucker Of The United States.

    It actually means pretty much "Ruler Of The Free World", though ruler is to harsh a word. I guess President Of The Western World would be better.
    But I digress.

    President is too lame a description of the office. I mean, come on, ruler of the free world and they just wanna call it "President"???

    Fuck that shit. I mean, "emperor" is a bit grandiose, but it still sounds too fucking stiff.

    Don't let them fool you with that sorry fucking imitation they have at all those goddam press conferences and windbag fucking speeches the president gives every now and then, THIS is the REAL Seal of the President Of The United States of America.

    ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS!

    Last edited by Hardrock69; 02-16-2010 at 01:41 AM.

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    and?

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    and?

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    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Man?

    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

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    Rand?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Man?

    I'd do her.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    I'd do her.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    That's a man, baby.......

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    For a minute ther, I thought I had pulled a WARF.

    But there's nothing on Wikipedia that says that she was born a man.

    Granted, her face is... huh...



    ... you know what? Forget about the face.

    But I would.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Always look at the Adam's Apple, Sylicker

    Last edited by kwame k; 02-24-2010 at 09:12 PM.

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    Stop playing games with my mind, Kwame!

    Ann Coulter

    Ann Coulter

    AKA Ann Hart Coulter

    Born: 8-Dec-1961
    Birthplace: New York City

    Gender: Female
    Religion: Protestant
    Race or Ethnicity: White
    Sexual orientation: Straight



    I will NOT succumb to your tricks.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    That's NOT an Adam's Apple. It's too big!

    It's just her neck that it's... weird...

    ...

    ... have I really pulled a WARF? Me? I thought I'd NEVER be fooled by it.

    I mean, I actually studied this phenomenon... I...

    THAT'S NOT AN ADAM'S APPLE!!! Look at it! It's too large, it can't be!

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    ...yeah, it can't be








































    ...but then again......


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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Man?

    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    I'd do her.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    For a minute ther, I thought I had pulled a WARF.

    But there's nothing on Wikipedia that says that she was born a man.

    Granted, her face is... huh...



    ... you know what? Forget about the face.

    But I would.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    That's NOT an Adam's Apple. It's too big!

    It's just her neck that it's... weird...

    ...

    ... have I really pulled a WARF? Me? I thought I'd NEVER be fooled by it.

    I mean, I actually studied this phenomenon... I...

    THAT'S NOT AN ADAM'S APPLE!!! Look at it! It's too large, it can't be!

    Cheers! :bottle:
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    if ann is a man he takes it in the can
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    It would not be cool to be fucking her and her her grunt like a man.
    But that assumes one would want to fuck her to begin with.

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