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    Rock Star dead pool

    1. Keef, I think he is dead his body hasn't figured it out yet !!
    2. Ozzy
    3. Ringo, It's almost time for another Beatle to go
    4. Eddie, Still smoking !!! Moron
    5.Axl, Probably at his own hand !!

    Who do you got ?? Nobody sick like Dio or really old like BB King !!

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    1: 2004 H*gar reunion-era Eddie
    Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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    John Mayall
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    Jerry Lee Lewis
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    Chuck Berry
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    Charlie Watts
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    Tommy Ramone (Satan says he needs the whole band down there)
    Scott Stapp (he'll get in another bar fight, and won't be so lucky this time)
    Sammy Hagar (Tequila & Velveeta overdose)
    Steven Adler (can't believe he's lasted this long)
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    So we are the reaper !

    my guess would be Britney
    Steven Tyler
    DIO
    Is the Hoff a popstar ?
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    Here are this year's contestants, according to craveonline.

    1. Steven Tyler
    2. Courtney Love
    3. Scott Weiland
    4. Amy Winehouse
    5. Pete Doherty
    6. Ronnie James Dio
    7. Zakk Wylde
    8. Scott Stapp
    9. Bobby Brown
    10. Keith Richards









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    Chuck Berry

    Dio

    The Who

    Bill Ward

    Johnny Winter



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    It wouldn't be fair of Me to participate in this thread, would it?

    Seriously though, My children.... why the obsession with death?

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    I heard that zakk has blood clots in his legs, he might have an embolism or a stroke, but I don't see him dying soon though
    The Hankster Cometh

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    Quote Originally Posted by hankster View Post
    I heard that zakk has blood clots in his legs, he might have an embolism or a stroke, but I don't see him dying soon though
    Is there a special spot in "Heaven" for douchbags?
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Here's an interesting list of people who've died...
    Rock Music - Premature Death of Rock Stars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Is there a special spot in "Heaven" for douchbags?
    No, but apparently there is just such a spot in New Jersey, near the coast.


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    Talking Douchbaggery...

    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    No, but apparently there is just such a spot in New Jersey, near the coast.

    Uber Douchebag

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Douchebags? No...


    Borderline fags... if they hadn't crossed the line...
    Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Is there a special spot in "Heaven" for douchbags?
    Uh, that would be a big "No", My son.

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    Amy Winehouse !

    Man, I knew I was missing someone...
    She's really self destructive.
    Im amazed she is still with us.

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    Funny, no one mentioned Lemmy Kilmister!!

    The guy smokes a lot and drinks galoons of bourbon with Coca Cola!!

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    He doesn't drink galoons...

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    I forgot about Adler !! Good one. He did play on Slashs new cd.

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    "And the winner of thread made in the worst possible taste goes to..............."

    Adler is a good call
    Scott Weiland is an accident waiting to happen (damn shame.)
    Courtney Love
    Phil Anselmo (I don't buy the 'sober' crap.)
    Ronnie Wood







    Personally, I hope that one day Brett Michaels will be half-way through singing 'Every Rose has Its Yawn' somewhere in the mid-west, look out at the collection of over-weight, over-tanned soccer moms who still think he looks like he did in 1987 and somewhere towards the back see a dark figure holding a contract and mouthing "Time's up pussy" just as CC Deville hits the squawk of a guitar solo. Then BOOM, he's dragged to hell and all that's left of the stage is a wig and a bandanna.

    The band then plays 'Un-skinny Bop'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Personally, I hope that one day Brett Michaels will be half-way through singing 'Every Rose has Its Yawn' somewhere in the mid-west, look out at the collection of over-weight, over-tanned soccer moms who still think he looks like he did in 1987 and somewhere towards the back see a dark figure holding a contract and mouthing "Time's up pussy" just as CC Deville hits the squawk of a guitar solo. Then BOOM, he's dragged to hell and all that's left of the stage is a wig and a bandanna.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    Douchebags? No...


    Borderline fags... if they hadn't crossed the line...
    wawazat..?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    No, but apparently there is just such a spot in New Jersey, near the coast.

    What a bunch of faggy looking guidos.

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    Alex Van Halen. His head will finally fall off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    "And the winner of thread made in the worst possible taste goes to..............."

    Adler is a good call
    Scott Weiland is an accident waiting to happen (damn shame.)
    Courtney Love
    Phil Anselmo (I don't buy the 'sober' crap.)
    Ronnie Wood







    Personally, I hope that one day Brett Michaels will be half-way through singing 'Every Rose has Its Yawn' somewhere in the mid-west, look out at the collection of over-weight, over-tanned soccer moms who still think he looks like he did in 1987 and somewhere towards the back see a dark figure holding a contract and mouthing "Time's up pussy" just as CC Deville hits the squawk of a guitar solo. Then BOOM, he's dragged to hell and all that's left of the stage is a wig and a bandanna.

    The band then plays 'Un-skinny Bop'.

    Classic Binnie

    Love your work !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Here's an interesting list of people who've died...
    Rock Music - Premature Death of Rock Stars
    No mention of Mark Sandman from Morphine or did I overlook that? What a great band they were. Sandman's voice does things to me:0

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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    "And the winner of thread made in the worst possible taste goes to..............."

    Adler is a good call
    Scott Weiland is an accident waiting to happen (damn shame.)
    Courtney Love
    Phil Anselmo (I don't buy the 'sober' crap.)
    Ronnie Wood







    Personally, I hope that one day Brett Michaels will be half-way through singing 'Every Rose has Its Yawn' somewhere in the mid-west, look out at the collection of over-weight, over-tanned soccer moms who still think he looks like he did in 1987 and somewhere towards the back see a dark figure holding a contract and mouthing "Time's up pussy" just as CC Deville hits the squawk of a guitar solo. Then BOOM, he's dragged to hell and all that's left of the stage is a wig and a bandanna.

    The band then plays 'Un-skinny Bop'.
    that almost happened at that award ceremony opening act
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Not eligible since he's in his 90's but Pete Seeger has been around a LONG time. Love that folk music.

    Might want to add Michelle Phillips since the Papas and other Mama are gone...
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