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    Here to enlighten...... with bullshit

    I've been a reader of this site for a long time. Hope to contribute something positive in the very near future.

    Thank you.

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    Hi Playboy Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!

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    welcome to the show
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Thank you for the welcome and it's cool to finally be off the sidelines and able to participate. Looking forward to contributing positive information very soon. Least I can do since I've read this board for a long time and had a few laughs. Cool place.
    Let the record show that this site will have the major info before any other site too. Take it to the bank!
    Last edited by Playboy; 02-26-2010 at 04:17 PM.

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    OH BOY! meet ya at the bank

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playboy View Post
    Thank you for the welcome and it's cool to finally be off the sidelines and able to participate. Looking forward to contributing positive information very soon. Least I can do since I've read this board for a long time and had a few laughs. Cool place.
    Let the record show that this site will have the major info before any other site too. Take it to the bank!
    Welcome to the site. If you actually have information to provide, why the delay?
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    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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    I hear ya Pete's Brother!

    Hello Shark! I'm trying to figure out how to say what I have without coming off like a fake jerkoff. lol!

    Please send me a pm with the names of mods and owner of this site if you can. My info is impeccable and I would like it documented so this site holds onto it's solid reputation if I can't come up with a way to post my info. After all we are talking about a unique band where things can switch at the drop of a hat. Late in the game for that but ya never know.

    I've read for a long time where guys come on this board and claim this and that. I'm not into games and only want to help out like a good member should.

    Thank you and I will return this evening.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playboy View Post
    Please send me a pm with the names of mods and owner of this site if you can. My info is impeccable and I would like it documented so this site holds onto it's solid reputation if I can't come up with a way to post my info. After all we are talking about a unique band where things can switch at the drop of a hat. Late in the game for that but ya never know.

    I've read for a long time where guys come on this board and claim this and that. I'm not into games and only want to help out like a good member should.

    Thank you and I will return this evening.
    Enough of this horseshit, you played this charade with me already....

    Now make a new post in the Main forum with this supposed "insider" information, or you're fucking gone...

    You've got 30 minutes.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Playboy View Post
    Please send me a pm with the names of mods and owner of this site if you can.
    Yeah, I'll get right on that.

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    There's no games at all. I will post my info later this evening as I'm truly off to an appointment right now. I will gladly send my post to you before I post it if you'd like too. You're call.

    Please give me until this evening and I will share. Thank you. It's worth the wait. Tell me who you want me to send it to because I won't be back until 7:00 pm central time. Not here to cause any garbage and I think my request is a fair one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Yeah, I'll get right on that.
    I meant their names here. Sorry about that as I wasn't clear.

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    I will send it(my post) to both of you guys but all I ask is you keep it for the record. Agreed?

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    And post a full-size picture of that avatar also, tool.

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    Do you mean "off the record?" (See my avatar.)

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    I created stupid drama without even trying to do that. I will send a pm to VA and guitar and let them know the deal. Later this evening. Promise.

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    Why the macho head games, asshole?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playboy View Post
    I created stupid drama without even trying to do that. I will send a pm to VA and guitar and let them know the deal. Later this evening. Promise.
    Don't send any more PM's to neither myself nor GS....

    Make a new thread in Main VH/DLR Discussion, and you better do it quickly....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Playboy View Post
    I created stupid drama without even trying to do that. I will send a pm to VA and guitar and let them know the deal. Later this evening. Promise.
    Post your info on the boards or take a walk..W.D.F.A. !
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Yes, I too have inside info.

    But I won't post it yet.

    I will, though.

    On the 29th of this same month, at 23 eleven hundred hours I will make a bombastic revelation concerning the band that you & I we all like so much about.

    But before I do that, I feel I MUST PM the info that I've got to each and every member of the site, so as they won't be caught by surprise as to what I have to say.

    All I can say at this time is that it's something really very big.

    I really can't wait to share the information with you all.

    So I'll post it later, okay?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Fucking hilarious!

    IP check on isle three, please
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    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    Fucking hilarious!

    IP check on isle three, please
    Trust me, been there, done that....

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    I am withholding all information until further notice.
    At that point I will PM the entire site with said information. Until then I will not be accepting PM's regarding said "information". You will all be notified via PM's when it is time for disclosure.

    That is all...

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    Wink

    How come it is that during the past, oh say dozen or so years, this act still plays out in such a predictable fashion? First, a user joins the site, claiming to have all sorts of wonderful new information. Expecting to be treated just a little bit better than everyone else at the joint, he starts to PM the mods with regard to his "credibility". Next, a series of self-serving denials are issued from the new guy, which culminate in some weirdly wounded statements of how the poster only wanted to share his good news with the membership of such a devoted website. Oh, and at the end of the day, you never even hear what this supposed inside info consists of anyway, because instead of posting it, the newb resorts to insulting that same devoted board membership for doubting him in the first place.

    Any takers on how this most recent episode might play out?
    Last edited by chefcraig; 02-26-2010 at 07:03 PM.









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    just don't anyone tell lefty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus_Sylicker View Post
    Yes, I too have inside info.

    But I won't post it yet.

    I will, though.

    On the 29th of this same month, at 23 eleven hundred hours I will make a bombastic revelation concerning the band that you & I we all like so much about.

    But before I do that, I feel I MUST PM the info that I've got to each and every member of the site, so as they won't be caught by surprise as to what I have to say.

    All I can say at this time is that it's something really very big.

    I really can't wait to share the information with you all.

    So I'll post it later, okay?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    it'll be our secret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    How come it is that during the past, oh say dozen or so years, this act plays out in a predictable fashion? First, a user joins the site, claiming to have all sorts of wonderful new information. Expecting to be treated just a little bit better than everyone else at the joint, he starts to PM the mods with regard to his "credibility". Next, a series of self-serving denials are issued from the new guy, which culminate in some weirdly wounded statements of how the poster only wanted to share his good news with the membership of such a devoted website. Oh, and at the end of the day, you never even hear what this supposed inside info consists of anyway, because instead of posting it, the newb resorts to insulting that same devoted board membership for doubting him in the first place.

    Any takers on how this most recent episode might play out?
    I'm hurt, Chef.

    Calling me a n00b & doubting me to boot?

    THAT'S IT!

    I won't share my information with anyone just because of that.

    Intercourse you all!

    I'm outta here.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Still waiting for our enlightenment



    We still BAN these tripe peddlers, right?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kristy View Post
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
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    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    I have inside info DLR is recording with Kip Winger at Gar's home studio as we speak....


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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Still waiting for our enlightenment



    We still BAN these tripe peddlers, right?

    hold on, hold on. i might wanna purchase some tripe before he gets banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    Still waiting for our enlightenment
    Watch. It'll be a link to getting the 5 most popular DVD rentals cheaper than Netflix.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    hold on, hold on. i might wanna purchase some tripe before he gets banned.

    What's a good wine to serve with tripe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I have inside info DLR is recording with Kip Winger at Gar's home studio as we speak....

    That's not inside info, you're just stroking yourself, Kip.

    But the joke's on you, because we all know Gar doesn't have a home.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    maybe he meant van studio

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    Quote Originally Posted by kwame k View Post
    What's a good wine to serve with tripe?
    You don't serve wine with tripe, you serve Guinness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoungeMachine View Post
    I have inside info DLR is recording with Kip Winger at Gar's home studio as we speak....

    i havnt seen gary since i broke his nose last week.he took his sonywalkman and his snakeskin guitar and was crying.
    i herd he's staying with one of the himshe hookers he sneaks out with when im sleeping,

    whats dlr?

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    Made it back 40 minutes ahead of schedule as promised. I will follow the request to make a post. Sorry for the trouble and no pm's will be sent as requested. Thought way to hard and didn't want to be one of "those guys" but it look's like I failed.

    I'll expect to see some cool apologies in my lone thread that I am off to create now, when things go down as called by myself. Wanted to try and share is all but I understand the attacks sort of.

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    gary is that you?

    im drunk. come home.

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