Why are you screamin'?

[bueno bob]

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So what say the masses? I have to admit, I think Platinum Dunes has a winner here...definitely can't be worse than the MTV-friendly comedy shitfest that the franchise turned into after Dream Warriors...

[Anonymous]

definitely can't be worse than the MTV-friendly comedy shitfest that the franchise turned into after Dream Warriors...

Let's bet.

C'mon, let's bet.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Let's bet.

C'mon, let's bet.

Cheers! :bottle:

Might do that, actually...I like those two previews better than the entire Dream Child and Freddy's Dead movies already...

[Anonymous]

Might do that, actually...I like those two previews better than the entire Dream Child and Freddy's Dead movies already...

Call it, then.

State your bet.

I'll see you & double it.

Cheers! :bottle:

[bueno bob]

Call it, then.

State your bet.

I'll see you & double it.

Cheers! :bottle:

$20 says it doesn't entirely suck!

[chefcraig]

That is fairly underwhelming compared to this. If you really want to be scared (as well as disappointed), imagine someone thinking of remaking The Karate Kid as a semi-urban tale, complete with a rap soundtrack. Then imagine someone actually going forward and making the movie, starring Will Smith's kid.

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[Coyote]

That is fairly underwhelming compared to this. If you really want to be scared (as well as disappointed), imagine someone thinking of remaking The Karate Kid as a semi-urban tale, complete with a rap soundtrack. Then imagine someone actually going forward and making the movie, starring Will Smith's kid.

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Oh, fer fucks sake...

[bueno bob]

Oh Christ...the fucking Karate Hip Hop Kid? Really? That's the last nail in Jackie Chan's career-coffin, I guess.

Bring on Freddy, fuck...

[Anonymous]

$20 says it doesn't entirely suck!

Oh, back-pedalling are we?

No dice, brutha.

$40 says that it'll be worse than the latter Nightmare films.

That's what you claimed in the original post.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

That is fairly underwhelming compared to this. If you really want to be scared (as well as disappointed), imagine someone thinking of remaking The Karate Kid as a semi-urban tale, complete with a rap soundtrack. Then imagine someone actually going forward and making the movie, starring Will Smith's kid.

Chef, I am now out of groans, having freely distributed them to a certain retard yesterday.

But rest assured, as soon as they're replenished, as it were, the first one has your name on it.

Maybe then you'll think twice before posting utter & cuntplete SHIT!

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Maybe then you'll think twice before posting utter & cuntplete SHIT!

Cheers! :bottle:

Now I have to think before I post

[Anonymous]

Now I have to think before I post

Nah, don't worry Kwame...

We're all already used to you not thinking and also posting utter & cuntplete shit...

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

Nah, don't worry Kwame...

We're all already used to you not thinking and also posting utter & cuntplete shit...

Cheers! :bottle:

Phew, because actually having to think about the utter and cuntplete shit I post would be utterly and cuntpletely taxing

[binnie]

Re-making the Karate Kid?

The Karate Kid?

When did that become a barometer of good movies? It sucked the first time....

[Anonymous]

Re-making the Karate Kid?

The Karate Kid?

When did that become a barometer of good movies? It sucked the first time....

Blasphemy!

No, wait... yes, you're right.

But it did gave us that weird seagull stance or whatever the fuck that shit was, where you stand in only one leg and lift your arms.

20 years later, if you pull that shit it'll STILL be met with a general roar of laughter.

A scene for the ages. Immortal.

Cheers! :bottle:

[jhale667]

Oh Christ...the fucking Karate Hip Hop Kid? Really? That's the last nail in Jackie Chan's career-coffin, I guess.

Bring on Freddy, fuck...

Saw the trailer for that one when I saw Transformers II. The only possibly cool thing about that is the "reboot" itself - in this version apparently the kid is in China with an outsourced parent (initially getting his ass kicked by everyone, not just the punkers!). Cool scenery, different angle...probably will still suck.

I wasn't so much for a "Nightmare" reboot either - I also thought the last ones blew monkeys...but Jackie Earle is probably the one guy that can step into Freddy's shoes, having seen the trailers...

[Hardrock69]

Wait a minute....they are remaking those fucking Bed Wetting On Elm Street movies?

Christ that is a waste of time. The movie studio ought to give ME 100 million dollars.

I could make a better original film that would kick ass for half that and retire with the rest in my bank account.

Karate Kid? What a fucking waste of time. The original was fine.

I am disgusted by the sheer stupidity of these fucking morons in Hollywood.

No talent, unoriginal goddamnable fucking asshats.

[bueno bob]

Oh, back-pedalling are we?

No dice, brutha.

$40 says that it'll be worse than the latter Nightmare films.

That's what you claimed in the original post.

Cheers! :bottle:

Alright, bud. You drive a hard bargain...I mean, everything sucks a little bit anymore, to greater or lesser margin; I just saw Shutter Island and even that sucked in a few parts.

But you know what? Fuck it - I will put my cash on the line and say that it does NOT suck as hard as Elm Street 4, 5, and Freddy's Dead did.

You're on!