The dumbest videoclips ever!

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

My personal leaders:
the second is the fabulous BILLY SQUIER and his prancing around the room:

2. Billy Squier - Rock Me Tonite
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And the absolute leaders to me are the JOURNEY BOYS with their hit Seperate Ways:

1. Journey - Separate Ways
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[Cato]

Billy Squier is gay?

[sadaist]

You could change the title of this thread to "Career Killers". I still really like Billy. Great music. That video was a mistake.

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

You could change the title of this thread to "Career Killers". I still really like Billy. Great music. That video was a mistake.

I love Billy's music and this videoclip too. Always makes me smile. It's dumb as fuck, though.

Plus those videoclips didn't really kill those artists' careers at that time.

[chefcraig]

Plus those videoclips didn't really kill those artists' careers at that time.

The Squier one certainly did. In fact, he has even mentioned in interviews what a career-wrecking artistic disaster making that video it was.

[hambon4lif]

I half-expected to see Aldo Novas "Fantasy" in here somewhere...killer tune, monster riff. The song was so badass that people forgave him for the extra-cheesy video he made for it.

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

The Squier one certainly did. In fact, he has even mentioned in interviews what a career-wrecking artistic disaster making that video it was.

Paradoxically, "Rock Me Tonite" was his biggest hit.


So was that Journey song.

[hambon4lif]

Paradoxically, "Rock Me Tonite" was his biggest hit.

Chart-wise? I always thought his biggest hits were "The Stroke" or "Everybody Wants You"

[Ralphy Lee Fox]

Chart-wise? I always thought his biggest hits were "The Stroke" or "Everybody Wants You"

Well that's questionable but chart-wise:

Bilboard Hot 100:
1981 "The Stroke" #17
1982 "Everybody Wants You" #32
1984 "Rock Me Tonite" #15

[chefcraig]

Chart-wise? I always thought his biggest hits were "The Stroke" or "Everybody Wants You"

"Rock Me Tonight" was his biggest hit single, and it's been lights out ever since. He flirted with the charts during the metal years with "Don't Say You Love Me", but that's it.

Here are a pair of losers that deserve to be on anyone's worst of list. The vocal stylings of...Don Johnson and Eddie Murphy. Christ, the eighties positively sucked at times.

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[Kristy]

Oh.My.God.

That Journey one is...well, I haven't found the words to express my shock.

Although around the 2:17 mark is quite amusing, the whole "you want of piece of me?!" stance.

[ELVIS]

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[ELVIS]

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:yukk:

[sadaist]

The vocal stylings of...Don Johnson and Eddie Murphy. Christ, the eighties positively sucked at times.
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LOL. Don Johnson just oozes the 80's. Gotta love him. How many guys did we see that imitated him? From the clothing to the 5 o'clock shadow to the Miami Vice attitude. Still a great show by the way. Crockett would beat Horatio like a red headed stepchild.

[LoungeMachine]

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[LoungeMachine]

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[SparkieD]

Love this tune. I know Todd Rundgren is a weirdo, but WTF?

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[FORD]

This is pretty goddamn dumb......

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[Ralphy Lee Fox]

Oh.My.God.

That Journey one is...well, I haven't found the words to express my shock.

Wall-keyboard beats all.

[Unchainme]

This is pretty goddamn dumb......

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Uhuhhuhuh "Hey Beavis is this a country video?"

[Panamark]

Great Song, Better than Great Band... but this one always
made me think WTF ? Even though I knew Freddy was as
camp as a row of tents...

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[Panamark]

And this one, fuck it was bad enough when Van Halen decided to cover it...

http://vodpod.com/watch/3095294-davi...ighest-quality

Sorry youtube disabled embed

[Panamark]

And can someone please explain exactly what the fuck was
going down here ???

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[ELVIS]

And this one, fuck it was bad enough when Van Halen decided to cover it...

Is that gay or what ???

[ELVIS]

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[chefcraig]

Here ya go...arguably the worst "trilogy" in musical history.

Butthead: Where'd these guys get their clothes?
Beavis: They bought 'em at that "rock and roll store" at the mall...

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[Unchainme]

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can't really say anything bad about that group, as oddly enough they were from my hometown. o.O

More power to them for trying to write a cheesy song like that.

[Panamark]

Is that gay or what ???

Yeah !

And neither has denied they were diddling around with
each other at the time !!!

They obviously like snatch, I think Mick more than Bowie,
but, BUTT, they obviously like a bit of male rumpy pumpy !!!

[Panamark]

Ok Craig and Greg, I see ya one and raise ya one !!!

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[FORD]

And can someone please explain exactly what the fuck was
going down here ???

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Something about Lionel falling in love with a blind chick apparently. Except the actress wasn't really blind, because she was playing a doctor on General Hospital back in the 80's. Married to a white doctor, back in the days when "interracial" couples on TV were still a "new" thing.

I guess if you're going to stalk a chick and follow her around everywhere, might as well be one who can't see you.

[78/84 guy]

Warrant, Cherry Pie is the worst video in history !! Ended 80's rock forever !! So fucking pathetic the singer even hates the song !! He is one bitter son of a bitch over it. Said the record company made him come up with a hit. He wanted the cd to be called Uncle Toms Cabin and the first single to be Uncle Tom. I couldn't agree more. That was a good tune.

[FORD]

U2 has made some great videos in their time. This was NOT one of them.....

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[DLR7884]

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Game Over. Close the thread. I win.

DLR7884
Enjoy GAR!

[DLR7884]

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GAR enjoying himself....

DLR7884
Never met GAR, but Buffalo Bill always came to mind as a person who I thought he may be like.

[GAR]

You really are a DH you know that!

[Panamark]

Something about Lionel falling in love with a blind chick apparently. Except the actress wasn't really blind, because she was playing a doctor on General Hospital back in the 80's. Married to a white doctor, back in the days when "interracial" couples on TV were still a "new" thing.

I guess if you're going to stalk a chick and follow her around everywhere, might as well be one who can't see you.

Whats even trippier is the blind chick makes a perfect replica clay
statue of his fookin head, yet cant see him ? Maybe she knows he
is stalking her and is desperately trying to create something to help
the cops identify him ??

[ELVIS]

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[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

poisen rocks.bret mikals is the best frontman of all time.

[Kristy]

Here is my pet peeve

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Yeah I know it's so easy to pick on the 80's but hearing this tune makes me want to punch random strangers in the face.

[Doctor Dude]

This one is like nails on a chalkboard for me. My apologies in advance.

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