WT Motherfuckin hell is dis shit?
Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.Originally posted by rustoffa
Three words. WE WERE THERE.
I mean, the thread does say pad.
WTF motherfuckin' kind of tree huggin' pos would take the fucking time and effort to wash pads?
Yes, I am drunk.
Though I do not drink...
'cept for tonight!
Gulp!
Yummy!
God lubs me and wants me to be happeh!
Meow!
Oh my, Imma feel like shit in tha mornin'!
I am sending you white light for your aura.
Please, send me back one of these jam rags for my morning tea. Please.
I'm actually envious of those things....they spend the better part of the day...in a place...where I spend the better part of the day...trying to get to.
It's just not fair!
Sick! I imagine it's the kind of girls who don't use soap or deodorant and don't shave their legs or armpits that would use them. In other words, they don't care wtf they smell like.
Hambon, do you envy them now? I mean, there's the odor you'd have to get through, and the brush is probably thicker than a national forest down there.
There goes the jelly doughnut I was eating
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Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Thank-you, I'm here all week......enjoy the shrimp and don't forget to tip your waitress
GAR's pad...
FUCK!!
My girlfriend just got back from one of them tanning salons, and she's carrot-orange. She looks like a blonde Snookie!
And to make matters worse, her skin smells like a burnt fuckin' pot roast.
I hate those fake-tan salons....it's just not natural!
FUCK!!
Of all the women in this town, I got to curl up at the end of the day with a goddamn nuclear Chee-toh!!!!......
I'd still fuck her at the drop of a hat....but I wasn't expecting this shit at all.....this is truly a dilemna!
I just had to vent about this somewhere.....
FUCK!!
Take out some life insurance on her and you may be looking at a rich retirement.
http://fleshbot.com/5016690/with-lov...-cheeto-fucker
i haven't watched this, fyi.
fleshbot.com - 6/16/2008
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
I got a good mind to do that. It would only cost $20 a month to get a hefty policy going. I'm spending twice that much in order for her to go to that stupid fucking place!
It makes no sense to me, it never did, and I'd probably develop one of those Bret Michaels brain explosions trying to figure it out.
Right now as I post, it's 90 degrees and clear outside...you can get a natural sunburn in the time it takes to check the fucking mail!!
I should cash-in...it would make up for all the money I've thrown away on that frivolous, excessive, unecessary BULLSHIT!
Orange!!....fucking orange!!
I figure....what the fuck! If I'm gonna reach 500 posts, I'm gonna do it on the shoulders of giants!
This is proof that if you put an Ibanez hollowbody in the hands of a true warlock, he will create magic!
Ladies & Gentlemen.........Mr. George Benson!
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....If I'm gonna hit 500.....I'm gonna do it in muthafuckin' STYLE!!
Last edited by hambon4lif; 06-02-2010 at 01:44 AM.
This is the place....
Hey, is this fucker Stickied yet???
Fukkit!
I'll just breeze my way through this.....
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Perhaps one he's best known for (to the music populous)
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500
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congrats hammy
It's about time!!!
(Did I just say that???)
just.
gotta
get to
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