.....and I'm only on my fifth beer!
O.K.
....when I add up the 6 posts I actually remember posting here...with the 694 that I don't....we come to a grand total of..
700
Annual post...complete
Bonus:
Roth EUAS Militia
Smashing post!!!
Brethren and Sistren,
I am still alive... adding to my padding... or something...
That is all.
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Pad.............
Sammy's pad was raided last night after police received an anonymous tip about Mexican drugs being moved through the location. The search of Sammy's pad revealed a vast array of anal beads, dildos, cases of Anal Ease and crates of maxipads that were being used to pad Sammy's sore ass. More disturbing were the hundreds of photos on the walls throughout the pad of Alex and Eddie Van Halen with their eyes cut out and X's drawn across their faces. Pictures of David Lee Roth were everywhere throughout the pad. Each picture was framed and adorned with flowers and candle light suggesting a sexual obsession with David Lee Roth. DLR has been notified and extra security has been placed around his pad.
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~Only you can prevent low volume~
pad pad pad
you look retardid.what the deal with the stupid eye patch?
how did you lose yor eye jerking off in the shower?
who asked you fuckwit?
RothRadio FLASHBACK!
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FUCK YO' COUCH!!!
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</td> <td style="width: 100%;" valign="top"> Pensive they sit, and roll their languid eyes,
Nibble their toast, and cool their tea with sighs,
Or else forget the purpose of the night,
Forget their tea -- forget their appetite.
See with cross'd arms they sit -- ah! happy crew,
The fire is going out and no one rings
For coals, and therefore no coals Betty brings.
A fly is in the milk-pot -- must he die
By a humane society?
No, no; there Mr. Werter takes his spoon,
Inserts it, dips the handle, and lo! soon
The little straggler, sav'd from perils dark,
Across the teaboard draws a long wet mark
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Arise! take snuffers by the handle,
There's a large cauliflower in each candle.
A winding-sheet, ah me! I must away
To No. 7, just beyond the circus gay.
'Alas, my friend! your coat sits very well;
Where may your tailor live?' 'I may not tell.
O pardon me -- I'm absent now and then.
Where might my tailor live? I say again
I cannot tell, let me no more be teaz'd --
He lives in Wapping, might live where he pleas'd.'
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Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Gotcha, FORD
In a word....YES!!!
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Pandora's on fire this morning!
I can't even remember the last time I heard this tune.....
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Alrite...here's the situation.
I've got the CD player in my car loaded with random late-80's stuff. Just a bunch of music nobody's heard in ages.
In the last few days, this Killer Dwarfs tune has popped up on the shuffle.
What's flipping me out is that the local radio station has taken this tune from obscurity, and has played it no less than 3 times (that I know of) during the last week.
That's kinda odd, dontcha' think?
I don't have a problem with being followed, in fact I hope I am. What I do have a problem with is that my CD player is dictating what the rest of the town gets to hear...and not getting acknowledged or paid for it.
This is not your usual rant, but I want to know if this kind of shit has happened to anyone else.
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Decent band in their time. Local band for back in the day, good dudes.
Saw 'em many times, Russ (singer) was an awesome frontman/performer. Used to bust out the tricycle and rip around the stage.
Kinda bummed to see them go the commercial way in their sound. Their first album was raw and rockin.
Here's a classic...
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At least their video's were entertaining.
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The grate Joe Bonamassa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16LI4TUucW4
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Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
Some old friends of mine...
Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.Originally posted by rustoffa
Three words. WE WERE THERE.
Correction: ELVIS is gay!
LOL,You Got Him.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
seventy
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
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