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  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    • SparkieD
      Veteran
      • Sep 2006
      • 1772

      Deodorizing and easily decorated



      How to Make Bedroom Slippers Out of Maxi Pads


      Learn how to do just about everything at ehow. Find expert advice along with How To videos and articles, including instructions on how to make, cook, grow, or do almost anything.

      Whether you want to make a gag gift for a friend or just need an inexpensive pair of slippers, maxi pad slippers are the way to go. It may seem like a strange idea at first, but maxi pads are actually great material for slippers. They are cheap, padded, they deodorize your feet and are absorbent should you feel the need to wipe up a small spill. Since they are all-white, they can easily be decorated. In fact, with enough decoration, you could conceal that the slippers are even made of maxi pads.
      .Difficulty: Easy
      Instructions.Things You'll Need:
      4 maxi pads
      Clear packing tape

      1.Lay two maxi pads beside one another on the ground. Put them directly in front of a chair to make the following steps easier.


      2.Sit down on the chair and put your feet on the maxi pads as you would with real slippers. Position your feet so the tips of your toes are about a quarter-inch away from the end of the maxi pads.


      3.Position a new maxi pad so it runs across the width of your foot. Your toes should stick out from the top maxi pad about half an inch. Tuck the ends of the top maxi pad underneath the bottom maxi pad. The two pads should now look like a classic slipper.


      4.Tear a four inch piece of clear packing tape and tape the two pads together. For aesthetic reasons, try to keep all of the tape on the underside of the slipper. Repeat the same process for the other foot.

      5.Decorate the slippers to your liking. Try using ribbons, stickers, buttons or even markers to personalize them.
      Originally posted by Tiki-Tom You're one classy tattooed bombshell in my book.
      Originally posted by rustoffa
      Three words. WE WERE THERE.

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      • Diamondjimi
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • May 2004
        • 12086

        Well that solves the issue of a present for the old lady for Valentines Day...
        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • SunisinuS
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • May 2010
            • 3301

            One Animal. One Vegetable. One Mineral.

            One Vision.



            VIENNA – Hidden among dense underbrush on an Austrian hillside, a great-great "grandparent" of one of the world's most popular white wines survived wars, turmoil and insect pests for 500 years.

            On Thursday the grapevine was found chopped to pieces by vandals — and the man who discovered it 11 years ago was near tears as he told state broadcaster ORF of his sad discovery.

            "What was he trying to prove?" asked Michael Leberl of the person — or persons — who destroyed what is believed to be one of two direct ancestors of Austria's Gruner Veltliner. "I am speechless."

            Initial reports said the grapevine was destroyed but the daily Kleine Zeitung later cited unnamed village officials as saying it was so severely damaged that it was unclear whether it would survive. No officials would respond for comment Thursday night.

            While not as visually stunning as most of Austria's top tourist attractions, the 2000 discovery of the gnarled vine on a hill near the village of St. Georgen was a sensation to oenophiles and scientists alike.

            Up to then, the existence of the great grape-grandparent had been little more than folklore.

            Leberl first heard about it from his mother, then researched it as an adult and found it after being led to its approximate location by a village elder. Experts gradually surmised that it had been crossed with the tranminer grape centuries ago to produce the first drops of the acidic and tangy gruner veltliner, which has become a cult wine in the United States.

            They named it the "St. Georgen Vine" after the village of the vintners who bottle gruner veltliner — a.k.a. "gru-ve" in the U.S. — by the tens of thousands each year. An experts' certificate issued in 2009 valued the vine at more than 100,000 euros, or about $136,000.




            Last edited by SunisinuS; 02-10-2011, 05:20 PM. Reason: Maxi-Pad.
            Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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            • fifth element
              Commando
              • Nov 2010
              • 1224

              Originally posted by Diamondjimi
              Well that solves the issue of a present for the old lady for Valentines Day...
              “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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              • fifth element
                Commando
                • Nov 2010
                • 1224

                SunisinuS, I'd have to say that the person or persons who did that had NO vision....
                “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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                • Diamondjimi
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • May 2004
                  • 12086

                  Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    Skinny crack baby or an Ethiopian
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                    • Diamondjimi
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • May 2004
                      • 12086

                      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                      • Diamondjimi
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2004
                        • 12086

                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                        • Diamondjimi
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2004
                          • 12086

                          Amazing!
                          Maybe not by Elvis's standards. (We all know he could do it better...)

                          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                          • chefcraig
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 12172

                            11 years old?! Holy crap!

                            Saw a "classic albums" episode about Moving Pictures last evening on VH1 Classic. I never knew the beginning of YYZ was based upon the Morse Code for those letters, or that they were the call letters for Toronto's airport.









                            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                            ― Stephen Hawking

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                            • SunisinuS
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • May 2010
                              • 3301

                              Originally posted by Diamondjimi


                              It's a dog standing on it's hind legs about to catch a frisbee. Or one of my ex's about to dig through my trash again.

                              Last edited by SunisinuS; 02-11-2011, 06:09 PM.
                              Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                              • hambon4lif
                                Crazy Ass Mofo
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 2810

                                Have you ever been standing next to someone who's talking on their phone like they're trying to talk over a motherfucking chainsaw? GODDAMN I HATE THAT SHIT!!!!
                                It's like "Why don't you just put it on speakerphone so all of us can at least hear both sides of the fucking conversation!!"

                                DUMBASS SELF-OBSESSED COCKSUCKERS!!!! FUCK!!!!

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