im sorry gary

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

im sorry for breaking your nose.please come home.

miss you.

[Sarge's Little Helper]

Hi LEFTY and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!

[Anonymous]

It's really sad to see a broken hom... trailer.

Nevermind, Lefty... it's not your fault. You couldn't really give him what he needed. Suckadicki can.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Diamondjimi]

Maybe she broke his nose in one of her folds.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Maybe she broke his nose in one of her folds.

[Igosplut]

I was sorta hopin she'd smother him with one of her nasty meat flap sandwiches

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I was sorta hopin she'd smother him with one of her nasty meat flap sandwiches

and again.....

[Sensible Shoes]

Loose a hundred pounds and get your GED. He might come home.

[Diamondjimi]

Loose a hundred pounds and get your GED. He might come home.

A hundred??? You're going light on the beast, aren't ya?

Home is where the van is...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

A hundred??? You're going light on the beast, aren't ya?

Home is where the van is...

i think she meant one hundred on each side maybe