Roth Army Donations Thread

[jhale667]

It's tax (and rent) time, but I kicked in a bit too...more later.

But how much for a "STFU Steve" button?

[Panamark]

Muffs and Bucks ???

Our world would be a fucking disgrace without Jay !!!!

[Rikk]

You fucker, Rikk!!! Damn that photo brings back memories... ahhhhh, uhhhhh, be right back, gotta take care of somethin'...

Man, the BATCAVE back in the day, I tells ya, ICON. Some crazy shit went down...mountains of blow...I mean mountains...

[redblkwht]

VH with DLR rumors made me buy my 1st cpu in 1998 i lurked for years at work..
ala 1996, this band moved me enough to get myself motivated to surf.

I miss the guys, the old EUAS clan, internet really isnt the same since then
but army thriving is what im all about, thx sarge for continuing my & some of our
1st real home.
cheers & 2 shots for all my homies & friends i've met here along with the fellas
putting in the new tune up, hope it fucking rocks fellas!

RBW

[hideyoursheep]

I figured conmee could use a couple bumps to help him through his day.

To quote Ringo; No no no no! I don't *sniff* no more...I'm tired of waking up on the floor...

[Anonymous]

Well, it's nice to know that the money is going to the right place...

Can you ship overseas some of that blow & why the hell, not, some penile enlargement, huh... does that shit come in pills, or what?

Share the goodness.

Don't worry about customs. We'll just tell 'em I donated, so every thing's fine.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Panamark]

Well, it's nice to know that the money is going to the right place...

Can you ship overseas some of that blow & why the hell, not, some penile enlargement, huh... does that shit come in pills, or what?

Share the goodness.

Don't worry about customs. We'll just tell 'em I donated, so every thing's fine.

Cheers! :bottle:

Penile enlargement has always been a nice side effect of blow
If you get some bolivian marching powder, penile enlargement
should occur.. Sprinkle some on a clitty, WATCH OUT !
Richard Pryor used to put Coke straight on his knob as the
results were so good, except he said you get to the point
where it costs you several hundred bucks just to get
a hard on....

Have you tried a penis pump ala Austin Powers ?? If it doesnt
work you can at least pump up your bicycle tyres ?

[thome]

Penile enlargement has always been a nice side effect of blow
If you get some bolivian marching powder, penile enlargement
should occur.. Sprinkle some on a clitty, WATCH OUT !
Richard Pryor used to put Coke straight on his knob as the
results were so good, except he said you get to the point
where it costs you several hundred bucks just to get
a hard on....

Have you tried a penis pump ala Austin Powers ?? If it doesnt
work you can at least pump up your bicycle tyres ?

WOW!! All I ever got from La Cocahina was a strong desire to aquire more ...and i am pretty sure i didn't think about sex at all, or my bills, or my friends, or family.... well i did find a tiny little hole in my window shade and stare out that for 37 hrs once..good times..

[conmee]

Thome,

You need to mix the cocahina with hoahinas... you see, it's the strong associative bond of the blow lined up on the flat stomach of some high priced and tan hoe that makes the two simply divine (see photo above). Then you want to acquire more cocahina and hoahinas (Christ I hope my coining a slang term for whore in Spanish doesn't turn out to be something totally fucking gay... hoahina=whore for the record)...

I mean, holy shit, you just lay waste to a fat sack of cocahina and then you have a voracious young thing devouring your cock while another one is smothering your face with her muff... well, boys, I can't tell you how many times THAT scenario has lifted my spirits on a cloudy day...

Ah, the memories!

That is all.

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[hideyoursheep]

My move was to wait until the cutie bent over the table to fill her nostrils with yeyo, that's when you politely hold her hair back for her....from behind...

it's on an' poppin at that point!

[conmee]

Yes!



That is all.

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[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

Found a French video of the history of Barbie on blow...

[conmee]

PM,

Look who's back in circulation...

That is all.

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[Nickdfresh]

Brethren and Sistren,

To the wealthy, middle-class, and broke-ass soldiers, I suggest Pay Day Loan Centers so that you can CUNTribute™®© post-haste! I am working on some Spreadsheets and Graphs and FLOWcharts™®© that explain where the money will go, but for the moment, refer to the attached PIE™®© chart as necessary.

That is all.

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Most excellent sir! But could you make a nice Microsoft Powerpointz™®©. Because, God, Jesus, Joseph, and Mary know that there is not one fucking thing on earth that I enjoy more than a nice 90 minute Powerpoint of slide after slide after slide after slide after slide after slide after motherfucking slide...

Can we just get to the coke and bar whores now?

[conmee]

pNickdfreshd,

I would, but since leaving the Evil Empire, and moving into advertising here in glamorous LA, I'm an Apple whore now, so let me whip something up in Keynote that you can view on your iPhone or iMac...

That is all.

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