DLR Band - a relisten

[Sensible Shoes]

I popped the "Betty Page" disc into the car today for the first time in about 3 years. And I was disappointed.

That album really used to be a good listen - but today on a different CD player, I could hear different things. Like that almost EVERY vocal track was doubled. And when I listened to Dave's voice carefully, it was pretty much shot. I started to see where people were getting that from. All in all, as much as I used to like it, it sounded a little cheesy to me.

There are still some great cuts on it in spite of it all. Tight, Right Tool for the Job and wknd w/ the babysitter. And I can't get "King of the Hill" out of my head right now - "500 horses and a Chrysler Deville......."

While I'm at it, I think Pauley Perrette should play Betty Page in a biographical movie.

[Sensible Shoes]

Another reason we should all love Pauley.

[Calderone]

Chrysler Deville ? What's that ?

You mean....Chrysler Mill
You need a set of headphones

[Bill Lumbergh]

Blasphemy.

[hideyoursheep]

I popped the "Betty Page" disc into the car today for the first time in about 3 years. And I was disappointed.

I know he was pushing too hard on the high notes, but that CD is great.

Wait for warmer weather, roll the windows down, "V" the EQ, turn it up to 10 and get back to me..

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I popped the "Betty Page" disc into the car today for the first time in about 3 years. And I was disappointed.

That album really used to be a good listen - but today on a different CD player, I could hear different things. Like that almost EVERY vocal track was doubled. And when I listened to Dave's voice carefully, it was pretty much shot. I started to see where people were getting that from. All in all, as much as I used to like it, it sounded a little cheesy to me.

There are still some great cuts on it in spite of it all. Tight, Right Tool for the Job and wknd w/ the babysitter. And I can't get "King of the Hill" out of my head right now - "500 horses and a Chrysler Deville......."

While I'm at it, I think Pauley Perrette should play Betty Page in a biographical movie.

etch a sketch, etch a sketch

[Sensible Shoes]

WTF is a Chrysler Mill? Shoes is deaf, so what.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

WTF is a Chrysler Mill? Shoes is deaf, so what.

mill=powerplant. you're not deaf, ya heard chrysler right.

[ELVIS]

"500 horses and a Chrysler Deville......."

It's Five hundred horses in a Chrysler mill, Mrs Worn Out Shoes...

[ELVIS]

Mill = engine

[FORD]

MTV's review of the album was summed up in one line "David Lee Roth has just released the best Van Halen album since 1984".

I'm inclined to agree with that statement. It certainly beat the living shit out of VDIII.

[FORD]

I'd really like to hear Dave & Eddie tear this one up on stage with an acoustic duet.....

[Sensible Shoes]

It's Five hundred horses in a Chrysler mill, Mrs Worn Out Shoes...

I COMPLETELY RESENT THAT.







I am not a Mrs.

[BITEYOASS]

Of course I've come up with a XXX parody to the song "Tight".

Here's the chorus:

Cuz her pussy's tight
And we can fuck all night
Yeah, so damn tight
tight

I'm a bad boy!

Now I need to work on "Feel Your Muff Tonight".

[PETE'S BROTHER]

singin' i can't wait ..to feel your hot pocket tonite.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hardly triple xxx. More effort please.

[Seshmeister]

Of course I've come up with a XXX parody to the song "Tight".

Here's the chorus:

Cuz her pussy's tight
And we can fuck all night
Yeah, so damn tight
tight

I'm a bad boy!

Now I need to work on "Feel Your Muff Tonight".

We?..

[Anonymous]

We?..

He & the one with the tight pussy, Sesh.

And I can fuck all night wouldn't be all that proper... what about the girl, doesn't SHE get to fuck?

How Irish of you, really...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Yes Sesh, please stop being a nationality other than your own.

This brings up an interesting question of verbage. Is one fucking and one being fucked? Do the new lyrics refer to several who will fuck one who is to be fucked, or does it refer to a pair that fucks? Does anybody have to buy dinner first? And what is the definition of "all night" and does it go by faster if you are older?

Fuck. I'm going to go clean the house now.

[Seshmeister]

He & the one with the tight pussy, Sesh.

And I can fuck all night wouldn't be all that proper... what about the girl, doesn't SHE get to fuck?

How Irish of you, really...

Cheers! :bottle:

I don't know why I read that assumed there were 2 doing her.

I need a rest or a drink.

Cheers!

[Seshmeister]

Yes Sesh, please stop being a nationality other than your own.

This brings up an interesting question of verbage. Is one fucking and one being fucked? Do the new lyrics refer to several who will fuck one who is to be fucked, or does it refer to a pair that fucks? Does anybody have to buy dinner first? And what is the definition of "all night" and does it go by faster if you are older?

Fuck. I'm going to go clean the house now.

It's very complicated. I would assume that the male would be fucking and the girl would be fucked but then you can say let's fuck if you are a girl. Would a girl say 'I want to fuck you'? I think so. A guy wouldn't say 'I want to be fucked by you' to a girl, unless of course they were getting married.

Someone will have written a paper on this at a university somewhere...

[Seshmeister]

Whilst we are wandering off the subject if you go to one of those companies that makes custom dildos and get a cast made of your dick and then get a girl to stick it up your ass whilst you were fucking her, would that be considered gay?

Technically?

If it is then is masturbating gay then?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Whilst we are wandering off the subject if you go to one of those companies that makes custom dildos and get a cast made of your dick and then get a girl to stick it up your ass whilst you were fucking her, would that be considered gay?

Technically?

If it is then is masturbating gay then?

apperently not, if you put a sock on it.

[Sensible Shoes]

It's very complicated. I would assume that the male would be fucking and the girl would be fucked but then you can say let's fuck if you are a girl. Would a girl say 'I want to fuck you'? I think so. A guy wouldn't say 'I want to be fucked by you' to a girl, unless of course they were getting married.

Someone will have written a paper on this at a university somewhere...

And gotten a huge fucking grant to do it, too.

[Anonymous]

Whilst we are wandering off the subject if you go to one of those companies that makes custom dildos and get a cast made of your dick and then get a girl to stick it up your ass whilst you were fucking her, would that be considered gay?

Technically?

If it is then is masturbating gay then?

Things are... changing.

It is my firm believe that the definition of homosexual should be well defined, so as to make it a proper definition.

And so I propose, for this & future generations, the following definition:

Homosexual: One who feels attraction for the physical appearance of his own sex.

If a man is sexually aroused when looking at other men and/or extremely manly women, he is homosexual. If a woman is attracted to girlish men or extremely large breasts, she is homosexual.

We'll discount everything else.

I guess this would put WARF in the clear, IF he only fancied women & trannies, as they look like women.

However, he DID want to bang Lady Gaga, who is... what? And looks like what? Until we discover, WARF's sexuality will be in doubt.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Whilst we are wandering off the subject if you go to one of those companies that makes custom dildos and get a cast made of your dick and then get a girl to stick it up your ass whilst you were fucking her, would that be considered gay?

Technically?

If it is then is masturbating gay then?

Would it be considered a 3some? It's all too complicated.

[Sensible Shoes]

Homosexual: One who feels attraction for the physical appearance of his own sex.
Cheers! :bottle:

What this does not take into account the attraction for those of your own sex who look like the opposite sex. I.E. a Bear who is attracted to a very girly man or a transvestite, or a Lipstick lesbian who goes after a very butch, manly girl.

[Seshmeister]

Usually when you meet a gay couple you can quickly tell who is the postman and who is the letterbox.

[lesfunk]

I just stopped by to read about the DLR Band and am subjected to assplay, sex toys and depravity? How Very Rude!

[Anonymous]

What this does not take into account the attraction for those of your own sex who look like the opposite sex. I.E. a Bear who is attracted to a very girly man or a transvestite, or a Lipstick lesbian who goes after a very butch, manly girl.

Exactly, because I'd say that to those people, it's not that they're attracted to their own sex, it's just that maybe they cannot deal with the opposite sex due to lack of social skills.

Why would a Bear be attracted to a feminine man & not a woman? Maybe he IS attracted to women, he just can't talk to them. The same for women. Why would they be attracted to a woman that makes 'em think of men, instead of a proper man? Maybe they just don't have the self-confidence to talk to a man.

It's sad, but you know it happens.

So this would be a much more deep case than a mere sexual "deviation". One that requires scientific & psychological explanations, like being a nutcase or a weirdo. A creepy motherfucker, even.

As for trannies, apparently those who like 'em DO NOT like gay content. Which means they would not consider such as to be gay. Source? Every motherfuckin' youtube like porn site.

Check out EmpFlix, Tube8, T'n'A Flix, etc...

You have filters foe Straight, Gay & Tranny.

Being an extremely moderate porn consumer myself, I have witnessed much, much bitching in the old days before filters & tags, when all pornography was bundled together & you looked for anal sex at your own peril.

So people started demanding filters. They wanted to look for STRAIGHT anal sex, not gay. Or the opposite. And that's when I noticed the advent of tranny lovers who demanded that their personal poison should not be bundled up with generally gay sex.

And that made me think. And now we go to my first sentence in this subject, because it's the way of the world to go around & around.

Things are... changing.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

I just stopped by to read about the DLR Band and am subjected to assplay, sex toys and depravity? How Very Rude!

Welcome to Roth Army: All derailed threads, all the time.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

I just stopped by to read about the DLR Band and am subjected to assplay, sex toys and depravity? How Very Rude!

Oh you love it. CONFESS or I shall go dumpmistress on you.

[Sensible Shoes]

Exactly, because I'd say that to those people, it's not that they're attracted to their own sex, it's just that maybe they cannot deal with the opposite sex due to lack of social skills.

Why would a Bear be attracted to a feminine man & not a woman? Maybe he IS attracted to women, he just can't talk to them. The same for women. Why would they be attracted to a woman that makes 'em think of men, instead of a proper man? Maybe they just don't have the self-confidence to talk to a man.

It's sad, but you know it happens.

So this would be a much more deep case than a mere sexual "deviation". One that requires scientific & psychological explanations, like being a nutcase or a weirdo. A creepy motherfucker, even.

As for trannies, apparently those who like 'em DO NOT like gay content. Which means they would not consider such as to be gay. Source? Every motherfuckin' youtube like porn site.

Check out EmpFlix, Tube8, T'n'A Flix, etc...

You have filters foe Straight, Gay & Tranny.

Being an extremely moderate porn consumer myself, I have witnessed much, much bitching in the old days before filters & tags, when all pornography was bundled together & you looked for anal sex at your own peril.

So people started demanding filters. They wanted to look for STRAIGHT anal sex, not gay. Or the opposite. And that's when I noticed the advent of tranny lovers who demanded that their personal poison should not be bundled up with generally gay sex.

And that made me think. And now we go to my first sentence in this subject, because it's the way of the world to go around & around.

Things are... changing.

Cheers! :bottle:

How cum a Portugeek such like yourself can speak English so good?

[Sensible Shoes]

So now that I know how to use photobucket, let's get back to the Pauley Perette/Betty Page question for those of you who are too damned lazy to click on a thumbnail.

[78/84 guy]

Good cd. Sound a little thin in spots. Dave voice is different on tape now. He sounded a little strained on the 96 best of tunes also.

[Anonymous]

How cum a Portugeek such like yourself can speak English so good?

I watch cartoons.

Plus, just because I'm beautiful, doesn't mean I can't be intelligent as well... :0

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

So now that I know how to use photobucket, let's get back to the Pauley Perette/Betty Page question for those of you who are too damned lazy to click on a thumbnail.

Pauley has kinduva weird face, but I agree... she could indeed pull it off.

Cheers! :bottle:

[vaijuju]

MTV's review of the album was summed up in one line "David Lee Roth has just released the best Van Halen album since 1984".

I'm inclined to agree with that statement. It certainly beat the living shit out of VDIII.

[if6was9]

MTV's review of the album was summed up in one line "David Lee Roth has just released the best Van Halen album since 1984".

I'm inclined to agree with that statement. It certainly beat the living shit out of VDIII.

"Slam Dunk" is a poor copy of "Hot For Teacher", nothing more.

[vaijuju]

And "hot for teacher" is a poor copy of "la grange", nothing more