I don't know if this is a grassroots campaign or some shit, but I think these two stewards of Sarge's great site deserve to be considered for Webmasturbator status here. They both contribute, show leadership, and are here day-today to police the Pinkerton fucks. Just a thought...
This doesn't mean we're gonna be taking hot showers 'til the wee hours of the morn', you understand that, right ??
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Savicki can suck shit!
Well, actually he DOES suck shit!
Gar wants all of you guys to vote him in.
Originally Posted by vandeleur
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
I agree with Nick. Both deserve to be Webmasters. They are good guys with none of the retard/ego fuck issues that I had. They make well thought out choices, are easy to deal with, and are active on the forum. I think if you are going to be a Webmaster, you have to be here. Popping up once or twice a year like I did is bullshit. You can't help a site grow if you are not around.
Mezro...I support this 100%...Mark and VA for Webmaster!...
Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!
EDIT: nevermind, missread.
And agree with you nick.
And FUCK OFF STEVE SAVICKI, go watch Jem reruns on cartoon network you creepy ass weird-o.
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
Great choices for the job, for all the reasons previously stated.
Oh, I dunno... while I do agree that they are two of the coolest peeps in this site, that they work hard & that they do indeed have many qualities that most of us don't, if you webmaster them, they'll disappear just like all the others.
We'll never hear from them again. Well, maybe once a year.
Nah, I'm kidding. Webmaster 'em.
Cheers! :bottle:
I want to be a SUPERYOB .... for anyone who dosn't know what it means then just google SLADE.
Baybee baybee BAYBEEEEEEEEE
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by Mr Grimsdale
the chazzers are so lucky
so fortunate to be served by the dump messiah
Hook 'em Uuuppppppp!
Shut the fuck up Steve and keep your dick beaters of the keyboard.
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DarkHorse candidate ...Da da da Daaaahhhh..........The thome!!
I am posting under my FloMax alias, rite...?
and I choose thome as my underthesecretary, of thong inspector'ing...(could I be more 3rd grade..?)
cause I am Max posting as thom....e.....Ok since this is a seroius thread although this is a non-votable issue by members...I believe I am for whoever you cats want...
I The thome want to say OUR Campain will be sponsored by FLOMAX AND THERMOS ... CORPORATIONS.
Together we are going to get America and this site back on -The Glue- that is the essence of what we have always been...... Pass the Glue!
.....the preceeding anouncement was paid for by the Max and thome for webbie commitee..and ...well you know..
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Panamark is a moderate moderator.
Vabbitch is not moderate and is an internet addict.
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Winner = Pana
What the fuck is your problem GAR ??
Small man complex?
Well, we have to keep up appearances...This doesn't mean we're gonna be taking hot showers 'til the wee hours of the morn', you understand that, right ??
Yeah, I like how Steve Cocklicki is suddenly so interested in this thread among all others...Savicki can suck shit!
Well, actually he DOES suck shit!
Why do losers like GARvicki think anyone gives a fuck what they think?
And a good thought at that.
Shit, is that a loaded question...
Sure, why not give GARfail the keys..... Next thing ya know the Army will have a new Jem forum and a forum to discuss imaginary gear...
I agree with the title of this thread, VA & Pana. Ya got my vote.
Oh, and Steve. Groaning and running makes you even more of a pathetic Douchebag... (If that is humanly possible)
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Sorry WACF, didn't mean to "groan" ya there. My bad!
Brethren and sistren,
Would promotion simply be for a job well done and because they have both managed to stay standing the longest? Or are there more practical considerations? Is there anything they need to do that they can't do currently, and if they could do what they can't do currently, would they wield the immense webbie power in a benevolent manner?
I lean toward VA because he's a Navy vet and not a fucking Aussie, BUT... I lean toward Panamark because he's Australian and not a fucking semen, er, seaman. ;-)
Actually, we probably couldn't pick two finer gentlemen to join the squad, but ultimately it's up to Sarge. He's always leaned toward keeping the webbie squad small and giving uber-moderator powers to a few as needed.
I suppose we'll need 500 word written essays from each on why they think they should be webbies and what would be the first thing they'd do. I'll check for grammar and spelling and pr0n (multimedia is encouraged), Pojo will check for wordiness and tone (he gives extra credit for all words past 500), Mez will check for Asian taco references, Brownsound will check his adult undergarment, and Sarge will check attitude, eloquent use of vulgarity to characterize Sammy's lack of taste, and whether or not you gentlemen can name at least 50% of the current webbies' aliases.
That is all.
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Sarge is busting his ass. He has more shit on his plate than what color scheme is most popular with the whiny users here. Now he's got someone busting his balls about images. So to do my part, I henceforth cease posting pictures on the site....at least until I get a green light.
IMO, we're all lucky he cares enough to put forth the effort he does in keeping this site open for us derelicts. If it were me, you'd all be at the Links by now. Not that I don't love most of you,just that if I were in his shoes, I wouldn't want the headache.
Having said that, I agree with Nick...although VA closes a lot of threads for reasons I don't understand.
I don't know shit about Mezro, other than WARF doesn't like him, and he's been at RothFans for the past year or so.
Ancient Chinese secret...
Look, let's not get this blown out of proportion... I know I speak for Marky, it's a nice sentiment that Nick suggested, but it's not that big of a deal...
I mean, it can't be that big, none of the guys that have it now are ever here !! [ Kidding, just kidding !!! ]
Icon, I'm not a Navy vet, I'm a Navy retiree.....
And GAR, I'm still waiting for your answer, bitch....
Bring forth the BEACHMASTER and the PanaMASTER!!! And make me their SUPERWARF!!!
No problem....My groan count is embarrassingly low anyways...Sorry WACF, didn't mean to "groan" ya there. My bad!
There's one for ya, bro
You guys are awesome!!!There's one for ya, bro
I wanna be SUPERWARF!
harecuttt my brother... I think you should be a webbie by this point... back in May 2000 when I registered you were one of only ten members here... so you are me were officially the first ten people in the history of this website... we have seniority and have paid our dues... so I say make you a SUPERcuttt.... lol
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Remember when I banned you Greg... I think u and whatthi were the first two people banned here at the army...
This sounds quite... ambiguous...
Cheers! :bottle:
So what exactly did ELVIS get banned for?
Mezro...this should be fucking good...
It certainly wasn't for being an arsehole, or he'd STILL be banned, the poor ol' little bible-thumper...
Cheers! :bottle:
Brethren and Sistren,
I banned both Elvis and demoted WARF at various points in our Inglourious Basterds HIStory.... having said that, they have persevered, endured, run amok if you will. I don't even really recall exact details... but if I do recall, WARF sorta went power crazy for a bit, and took his various demotions (and medication) quite well. :-)
Not that the webbies aren't opinionated assholes themselves, but I think one of the reasons why Hitch (Gay-Non-Gay) and Elvis (Pro God) and FORD (Pro Satan) and VA (hockey fan) and Panamark (Aussie) aren't webbies has to do with not enough room in the Webmasturbator Forum for all the egos and opinions...shit, I think some days back in the day, Sarge and Brownsound needed a room all to themselves, what with all the photo ops and strip bar encounters with DLR himself...Pojo (trailerpark manager) and I (cosplay enthusiast) never really fit in, but we were the original immigrants and DLR standard bearers for DLR at WB and Slawterhouse (the infamous "Eddie Did It" fax of 1996 at Slawterhouse and remember the good 'ol days FORD... I get two posts in agreeing with FORD in 1998 and we both get banned at WB circa Cherone era... and my second post at VHLinks in 2000 starts off about "sheep" and I end up banned 20 minutes after registering...) and VHLinks back in 1999/2000, so we kind of got grandfathered in before most of us were married or had kids, or in my case, mid-life hooker crisis...
On a serious note, we do have some excellent old timers, and it has been a great run, and hope we continue the tradition...a site refresh, maybe some new music from the boys, and who knows, if we can pull Sarge away from all that Italian clam we might actually have a webbie reunion (yeah, all four original webbies online at the same time, with Mez bringing up the rear...wait, uh, that doesn't sound right)...
That is all.
Icon.
Hookers and Blow.
[thought you might want the History of Conmee summed up in under 427 pages]
You're forgetting that both Sesh and Von were webs here as well too.....
Ahhh...Father Conmee...I wonder if the masses know your name comes from James Joyce...and that several drunk nights of me chopping off the first part...then just starting to call you Icon...changed your name forever.
Fucking harecuttt and Kane...if I remember correctly, and shit Elvis, this was ten years ago now...you and Kane...er...you and stonecold22 were brawling one night...with me somehow in the middle. Icon must have been rolling in that one as well.
I woke up the next morning, and you were banned. I remember thinking, "Fuck, was I that drunk that I banned the fucker without knowing it?"
Of course, this all might be an acid flashback...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
Va and I go way the fuck back...original member of EUAS, back when that shit meant something, and a near immediate moderator here after I was made a webbie. We've been to too many concerts and Pens games to remember at this point...
Obviously...a good candidate.
PanaMark. Christ, I remember talking to Sarge on the phone one night ten years ago or so, and he says, "Holy shit, there's someone that posts more than you." I thought he was fucking kidding, and I see this fucking bastard rolling out 100 posts a day. We've come a long way...eh Mark.
Either way, both were put up for webbie a couple of months ago. I'm sure, once Sarge finishes up his drunken-pussy-filled-Italian free-for-all, he'll get to it.
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