Vaughn was never a webbie here... but we both were webmasters for the David Lee Roth news desk after Mike Blair went out of business...
Haha conmee... once again your accuracy is off... You didn't demote me... as a matter of fact you replaced me... and I am 99% sure I banned Elvis... and 100% sure I banned whatthi for dissin DLR! However, I could be wrong... I was also heavily abusing alcohol and ordering escorts online lol.... ICOKE!! (yes im typing from my phone if my style annoys you... lol)
We seriously need a flow-chart / family tree / timeline thing
Too much inbreeding, backstabbing, wife swapping, and bannings to keep things straight.
We all know the moment Pojo modded me was the start of things falling apart and rolling over the cliff....
That would be one fucked up, crowded ass flow chart. There would be dots everywhere!
Mezro...like looking at liver spots in 3D...
POJ talks about how babysitting wasn't what he came to the DLR Army for after a long day of teaching.
Last line from StoneCold was "Harecutt is a pillow biter!"
POJ laid the smackdown, "You fu©kers are through."
I may have a ha®d copy of that one. If not, I remember it clearly... one of the most entertaining moments of the history of the site... two banned became moderators.
Icon, I do have the Mike Oxlong/Johnny Cash battle. I'd upload, but I don't have a scanner.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Dude, you save threads & print them? I assume that's what "hard copies" are?
You are really... really fucked up.
What a creepy fuck.
A paedophile, a stalker... a guy who prints the threads to read afterwards... creepy motherfucker...
Jaysus!
Holy shit! I haven't heard the name Mike_Oxlong in... ah yes, the glory days... one of my favorite characters... Von was a webbie here briefly, but things turned sour, feelings hurt, that sort of thing, he went on to create DDLR afterward...
WARF nothing about you or your typing annoys me, you are still one of the top soldiers here (and that's the preferred position at both straight AND gay forums from what I hear)...
Pojo, my brother, it has been a decade in the making... I can remember being over at Slawterhouse and FORD and Slawterhouse Bug mentions VHLinks, and so I head over there, and fall in with a bad crowd, and you, me, Brownie, Hain, FORD, Vinnie, Jane, and the crew laying the hurt on the Hagaritas... damn good times... shit in the old days, Pojo and I were all about QUALITY... writing treatises, essays per post, none of the one liners... back when getting to 1,000 posts actually meant something... too bad much of our greatest work was lost in one of the few crashes that wiped out all VHLinks data back in 2003 or so... although now, I suppose getting to 10,000 makes up in quantity...
A soldier PM'd me to let me know Mez isn't a webbie, which I know, but I had to give him props for efforts past and present, and he's always been one to "bring up the rear" as opposed to "taking it up the rear" mind you....
Looking forward to the site redesign, a couple possible promotions, and a fucking reunion (of webbies)!!!!
That is all.
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Holy fuck!!! Lounge is a mod?!?!?!?! When the fuck did THAT happen?!?!?
Goddammit, how the hell does that happen and I don't even have a quote in his fucking signature anymore?!?!?
Serves me right being a deadbeat webbie...
That is all.
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From the press conference: "Mezro is part of this site's Webmaster history. There have been a lot of great alumni who have been through this site. I am shocked any of us are still vertical after 10 years."
Mezro...the only thing I can delete now is porn on my hard drive...
P.S.
(I think Mez's Porn would be very Oriental !!!)
Conmee and Pojo !!
Nice posts dude's, appreciate the love !
Icon, My Dad was actually an Australian Semen er Seaman and sometimes I
wake up with that shipwrecked feeling !! All hands on main mast and seamen
runnnin everywhere...
Pojo !!! Yeah I remember posting like a motherfuck to overtake you... lol...
Actually, I think I would be up there still if the place hadnt crashed a few
times... Just quietly I was kinda glad a lot of what I posted disappeared
as someone tried to use my posts against me in court... YIKES !!
The funniest thing, and I'm sure you guys will crack up over this.
Is that when I first joined, I never posted anything outside of Main.
So I hit number one post spot from Mains posts only...
Actually I was promised a T-shirt on 2 occasions...
I still check the mailbox
Remember we had a competition where whoever could come
in second to me for the amount of posts for a month, would
win a T-shirt ??
Those were fun days...
Now ten years later I have a wife from here, and now a son !
So this is kinda sacred to me.. For all my highpoints and lowpoints.
And this thread, thanks Nick ! nice gesture, I would still be here like
a bad smell if I was a Mod, Supermod or Webbie...
I think theres still one more great surprise in store, and Im hoping
its the visual overhaul !!
Hey Icon, the Hitch sig is funny, only cos he hasnt been here even
longer than you !!
PM-
Yeah, I keep up with hitch at hitchworld when he shows his face, and via back channels... got myself caught up in living large which entailed literally hookers and drugs and B/C-List celebs and shit after some personal craziness ensued in 2007. So what do I do? I move TO Los Angeles and all that is LaLa Land/Hollyweird... but I'm back up for air goddammit and ready for Life 2.0!!! lol
And I don't wanna get all politically correct on you, but Mez's porn consists of Asians, noodles and rugs are Oriental... hey, after living in San Francisco myself for five years, I am sensitive to the plight of others, particularly those who can't drive worth a damn... ;-)
Good things are on the horizon, gentlemen...
That is all.
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And one more thing, when Mez was burning down the house, pulling up carpets, tearing down wallpaper and shitting in the toilet without flushing (let alone putting the seat down), how come the only motherfuckers that PM me in the past 4 years are newbies telling me how happy they are to be here and fucking Savicki?!?!? Goddam, I think Nick or maybe DiamondJ and for sure JHale and possibly GoldenA, but other than that... not a goddam PM from anybody... shit, I wanted to kill Savicki back in the day but hitch mediated a peace conference, and I'm fine with the kid now, even if he collects dolls or "action figures" or whatnot...
I definitely gotta come around more often... peace out.
That is all.
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Asian drivers = no survivors! At least they know how to suck my cock like hungry champs. Guess when you have been crammed in a shipping container for weeks, Mezro cock looks like fresh dim sum.
Mezro...come here yellow beaver...if you speak broken english, you need to ride my cock like a shaved rickshaw...
Thats seems a common complaint here ??
I guess physcologically what you cant see you dont expect
to get an answer from ?? Thats the only thing I can think of ???
P.S. Before WARF piles on, I just checked and actually have the most PMs from him, including a couple hilarious ones about 300lb women, a gay mod, and South Beach! LMAO!!!
That is all.
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P.P.S. Mez, I'll hit you up, will likely be in SF area in a couple weeks, pitching Yahoo! on some advertising shite....
Not trying to push my own agenda here, or discredit the great history
of this place, but I have to admit I always thought being a webbie here
must be the greatest honor you could get as a poster/member, and
in return mucho presence on the forums would be the natural "thankyou".
Thats not dissin anyone here, I've always felt that way..
Never seemed to fuss Sarge, so I never really thought it
was an issue, but most forums do have active webmasters.
Either that or when you are deemed a bonafide "old boy"
they put you out to pasture..
Icon, man..... you sound like you have had some exciting hollywood
livin going down... I can see "Conmee's - The Dirt" on the horizon ???
Im guessin you are my age, fuck man, you are a legend... lol....
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Definitely concur with your thoughts, and those sentiments are exactly why you are one of the longest-standing, respected members of this community. But in all fairness, most webmasters don't have to deal with the amount of shit (and lack of any decent current band news) that this site deals with. We are just as much a temple to CVH and Roth as we are a porn site (I love The Muff Thread), a political site, a gear site, a quasi-bootleg/rarities site, a never-ending ramble of nonsense, and a shitload (and I mean a SHITLOAD) of people who's IQs don't measure up and who, at 30+ years old, don't act their age.
Granted, that's a lot of excuse-making, but I actually think (and maybe this is just marketing spin), and I mean this, that our mods are junior webbies in many ways... between you and the rest of the team, mods have quite a bit of discretion and leeway you don't find on many sites... shit when the four of us were active, you know how many times people came crying to us to mediate bullshit that was of no consequence? Plowing through endless PMs about who said this, who said that, and to whom, etc, etc. Webbie became synonymous with babysitter at one point (not a complaint, hell I spent hours, DAYS on this site at a time and loved and still do every minute of it, just trying to relate some perspective).
Having said ALL that, though, my lack of presence (I don't speak for Sarge, Pojo, or BS1) has been a disservice to the board in general, and to the really awesome members of this community. Hey, we all got older, some of us got married (and divorced and married again), got deployed, had kids, grad school, careers, got drugs, turned 40... you get the idea.
So excuses aside, I can see your line of reasoning and I'm all for it. I think there will always be a place for the "founders" if you will, and to ensure smooth and efficient operations, some newer/active blood might be called for (hell, even Bill Gates gave up the reigns eventually while still being majority shareholder and Chairman).
In a perfect kickoff pre-Summer, I would like to see a redesign launched and the addition of an active webbie or two, some new music from VH, and the Old Boy Club reunite (btw, it's safe to say you ARE part of the Old Boy Club now, mate), maybe a la Skype or chat session to kick things off. Reinvigorate the troops, welcome the new blood, that sort of thing.
Things are picking up, and I'm feeling confident about the DLR Army future...
That is all.
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And granted, it's only 30 minutes past midnight here in SoCal, but this is something you don't see every day... I'm one of the "top posters" for the day... lmao... with ONE!
That is all.
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Hookers and Blow
Cool Man !
Dude, I wish I knew more about you, a yearly post doesnt garner or
permanently implant a memory of you ? I am *SO* fucken interested in
hearing about the hollywood blow and hookers.. That sounds like grate
stuff !!! Please, dish it, I'm wanting to hear it.. It would crap on the
yearly, Hitch is the Army stuff We want to hear about you !
Fuck man, sounds like you lived what we all wanted..
Specifics please !!!
No....I just stayed out of it because it was none of my business. Doesn't mean I didn't care but I had zero facts to go on at that point and I wasn't about to jump on the bandwagon just because it seemed popular at the time.
Like Lounge said, waiting for all the facts to surface.
You inbred masterbates can thank me later for the complimentary groans...
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