Wrestlemania 26

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It's my one night to go back to being a kid...and watch wrestling...

Here's the card...

* World Heavyweight Championship: Chris Jericho vs. Edge

* WWE Championship: Batista vs. John Cena

* Streak vs Career: The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels

* Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon

* Triple H vs. Sheamus

* Money in the Bank: Christian vs. Kane vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. MVP vs. Jack Swagger vs. Matt Hardy vs. Evan Bourne vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Kofi Kingston

* Unified Tag Team Championships: The Miz & Big Show vs. John Morrison & R-Truth

* Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes

* CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio

* 10-Diva Tag: Beth Phoenix, Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Gail Kim & Eve vs. Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia & Vickie Guerrero

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Match #1---Spoiler...




















* Unified Tag Team Championships: The Miz & Big Show vs. John Morrison & R-Truth

Chripes...the Miz is that kid from Real World...he has about 12 belts.

Crap match...with Big Show popping Morrison, and knocking him out...and Miz getting the pin...

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Match #2:

Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes









Orton kicks Rhodes, then RKO's Dibiase to get the win...and get another major push for a title...I'm sure...as a face...

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Match 3

Money in the Bank: Christian vs. Kane vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. MVP vs. Jack Swagger vs. Matt Hardy vs. Evan Bourne vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Kofi Kingston










Good...but not great...nothing new whatsoever, accept for Kofi using a broken ladder as stilts...and nearly getting the briefcase...

Jack Swagger wins...not sure even who he is...big kid though...took him an hour to unclip the pin...so apparently...everyone else was dead...

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Match 4: Current Match...

Triple H vs. Seamus?

Who the hell is Seamus? He's one pale motherfucker...

Irish born champion? He's had the title?

Triple H goes for the quick pedigree...pale irish guy steps out...

suplex by HHH...and his patented knee that he stole from Harley Race, who trained him.

HHH locks in the figure four...in honor of Ric Flair...to a chorus of WOOOOO!

Out of the ring...and pale irish guy throws him in the steps, and rolls in the ring.

Back out, and into the wall, and throws HHH into the ring...

Backbreaker from Pale...

lost reception for a second...Seamus still in control with arm bars and slams...

reverse suplex by HHH...both rolling around on the ground...now up at the same time.

HHH with the DDT...

Exchanging punches in the middle...into the ropes...Pale with the kick...rebutted with a high knee by HHH...facebuster by HHH...which someone yelled out about five-minutes before he did it...

Neckbreaker by HHH...

really boring match...

Seamus going for a Razors Edge...blocked...then for a wicked boot...missed...

HHH goes for the...reversed for a second time...

wicked boot connects...HHH kicks out...Seamus all confused...

however, I'm not...I do realize that HHH is the bosses son-in-law...

spinebuster by HHH...Seamus kicks out...

it's a four hour show...need to draw out the most boring match ever...

70,000 people are dead silent...

Another big boot to HHH...both are apparently dead in the middle of the ring...

HHH was pretending...nails pedigree...wins...

HHH with the win...in the most boring match of all time against the most Pale man ever...

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Match 5:

CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio

Punk is apparently the head of a cult? The Straight-Edge Society...with a bald chick and a big bald dude...

Apparently if Mysterio loses, he joins the cult...

Well...it's more fun if he loses...

Why does he have a mask...christ...he wrestled for a year or so without it...

and now his mask has a long pony tail...

really?

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This is easily the best match so far...bot are good workers...high fliers...

Mysterio...typically...losing all match long...

off the top rope...hop up...spin all the way around...into a DDT...wow...awesome move by mysterio...

both are countering all their finishing moves...

Punk out in the middle...Mysterio to the top...frog splash...missed...two count...Punk is freaking out...

Mysterio wins...wow...a bit of a surprise...

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prelim on Hart vs. McMahon...

Not sure how Hart is going to look. After the stroke, I can't imagine he's going to look all that good...

It looks like Bret has Parkinsons...or something...

[Va Beach VH Fan]

What, no Superfly Jimmy Snuka ??

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Match #6--

Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon

Hart comes out in Jean Shorts and his TShirt...and a leather coat...typical wet hair...

Bret screamin in the ring...

last time in the ring for sure...I would imagine anyways...

The whole Hart family is in attendance...Stu was inducted into the hall of fame this week...

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What, no Superfly Jimmy Snuka ??

That was last year...

Where is the coconut when you need one...

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Vince turned the match into a lumberjack match...

Vince hired all the Harts to be lumberjacks...AGAINST BRET!

Yeah...this isn't going to backfire...

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Yep...all the Harts have turned on Vince...and Bret's going to work...

Vince out of the ring...and the "Hart Dynasty?" is pounding on Vince...

Well...here's how you get around Bret having to wrestle...

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Vince back in the ring...and now Bret's working on the leg....

Hart elbows to Vince's face...and Vince out of the ring...and trying to hide under the ring...

Bret has a crowbar...and the Harts are running...into the ring with the Crowbar...ducks the crowbar...

and Bret's working him over...

now hammering on Vince with the crowbar...

crowbar to the throat of Vince...and back to the head...

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Drags Vince to the middle of the ring...

applies the sharpshooter...and stops...grabs the crowback again...and is hammering Vince in the back...

back to the middle...foot to the kibbles and bits...and again...kicks to the back...

back to the middle...foot to the nads three more times...

now comes a chair...he can barely bend over to lift it up...now he's sitting in the chair...

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Vince is a billionaire...but can't figure out that he might be getting screwed over by the Harts...

Bret with a chair shot to the back...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...and again...

end of the chair to the legs...three times...

to the back...and again...and again...and again...

chair down...

back to the middle...with Vince...

Sharpshooter...

and he immediately taps...keeps it on...and the most idiotic match is over...

Now all the Harts are pouring into the ring...

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World Heavyweight Championship Match...

Match #7...

Chris Jericho vs. Edge...who apparently has been hurt for a year...

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Early spear attempt thwarted...out of the ring...Jericho counters once back in the ring...

kicks edge out...

much time passed on...

and Jericho gets out of the spear and turns it into Walls of Jericho...

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small package out...

Lion Sault...miss...and Edge grabs his hair and cranks him into the mat...two count...

boot to the head by Jericho...to Edge...two count...

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Edge...DDT...two count...

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Jericho going for a spear...

this is getting reversed...Edge meets it with a boot...and Jericho is dead...

Now Edge going for the spear...and having convulsions in the corner...

Edge met with a codebreaker? new finisher for Jericho?

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two count...

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Another Walls of Jericho...and he's seated...

almost to the rope...Jericho walks him back to the middle...and now a single leg Boston Crab on the achilles that he tore...

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Makes it to the ropes...two count on a small package by Edge...

both men out of the ring...

Jericho goes and grabs his belt...Edge cranks him...throws him in the ring...Jericho still has the belt...

Edge knocked out the ref by accident...

Jericho hits Edge with the belt...

two count!

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Another Codebreaker...and three count...game over...

Jericho wins...

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Now Edge is pissed off...

he's beating Jericho...on the US announce table...he's torn up the Spanish table...

Now he's got a runway...and just speared him through the barricade...off the announce tables...

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Now some sort of Diva match...and they have clothes on...so who gives a fuck...

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Okay...Match #9...

John Cena vs. Batista...

should be a good match...didn't Batista hurt Cena a few years back?

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Wow...great back and forth match...

Batista bomb...kick out...

reverses another one...then gets Batista to tap out with the STF...

Figured Batista would win that one...not a big Cena fan...

one more match left...with about an hour of time left...

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Holy Shit...

Shawn Michaels vs. Undertaker again...

Michaels is apparently putting up his career...against the Undertaker's undefeated streak...

Hmmm...

doesn't Michaels usually take the Summer off?

[DLR7884]

Did Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart show up tonight?

DLR7884
Or is he dead too?

[POJO_Risin]

Don't know if he's alive or dead...but his daughter was apparently part of the Hart contingent....

Great match...

Undertaker wins...

HBK's career is over...

but you know how that goes...

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Did Undertaker pull HBK's extensions out?

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That would be great.

[Mr Walker]

It's my one night to go back to being a kid...and watch wrestling...

I really wanted to go back to, but $55 was too much for Undertaker v. Micheals II... the rest of the matches you could see on Raw or Smackdown any given week.

[Mr Walker]

Another thing that put me off on WM this year was all the talk about Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak. Don't they know we kinda know what's going on. I've heard people talk about how 'monumental' this streak is and I just shake my head. All this streak represents is that Undertaker has been booked to win all his Wrestlemania matches... no more, no less... am I missing something here?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Well.....i guess Undertaker has survived long enough to be booked at that many Wrestlemanias. That is a pretty good streak considering the amount of his peers that are no longer with us.

[POJO_Risin]

Another thing that put me off on WM this year was all the talk about Undertaker's Wrestlemania streak. Don't they know we kinda know what's going on. I've heard people talk about how 'monumental' this streak is and I just shake my head. All this streak represents is that Undertaker has been booked to win all his Wrestlemania matches... no more, no less... am I missing something here?

The best part...is that Matt Stryker was talking up the streak, comparing it to Ripken and Dimaggio...

You know there's some dipshit in the sticks saying, "Yer dern right!"

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Well.....i guess Undertaker has survived long enough to be booked at that many Wrestlemanias. That is a pretty good streak considering the amount of his peers that are no longer with us.

The Show really did suck overall. The Michaels match was outstanding...although I think they should have had him win...and then had him retire anyways. It says a lot about Michaels that he's not forced the WWE's hand into giving him another title run, and worked over the streak two years in a row, and really set up Jericho, Miz, and several other younger wrestlers for runs...

Great career...of course...until he comes back after summer...or when TNA offers him stock...

[Mr Walker]

The Show really did suck overall. The Michaels match was outstanding...although I think they should have had him win...and then had him retire anyways. It says a lot about Michaels that he's not forced the WWE's hand into giving him another title run, and worked over the streak two years in a row, and really set up Jericho, Miz, and several other younger wrestlers for runs...

Great career...of course...until he comes back after summer...or when TNA offers him stock...

With all the shit that went down at the height of the WWE/WCW war, Michaels always stayed loyal to Vince... can't see him ever throwing down with TNA, but you never know in this business.

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And they offered him a shitload of cash around the same time Bret Hart left...