Move MAIN to Non!!

[Rikk]

I think it's finally time to move Main to NON. The fact is, the band is too lazy to do anything interesting...and are they really a band?

Thus, I have decided that Main is no longer relevant and all mods from both forums should team up to put both forums together and declare that Main Van Halen Discussion is now officially Non-Van Halen Discussion.

Also, I propose the following moves for the second quarter of this year...

House of Music will be moved to The Front Line, because both forums have people with shorter hair and jobs fighting mullet heads. Then place them both in Non because Non is great.

The Dump must be moved to Main because it has content more important than actual Van Halen/DLR discussion, but following the previous turn of events, it will be moved to Non as well.

The Locker Room should be moved to Main because sports are also more interesting than Van Halen/DLR at this point...but again, following this previous turn of events, The Locker Room will end up in Non.

Start a Sammy Hagar Forum, but immediately place it in The Dump...though this will automatically place it in Main, which in turn will place it in Non.

Make VH/DLR Songs/Albums in the same forum as Bootleg Corner and then place that forum in Main, which in turn will move it to Non...

Fan Intro is gay and should be sent to The Dump, thus moving it to Main, thus moving it to Non...

Move This is Gear Street to Main because it's pretty Van Halen-related, but it will thus be automatically moved to Non...

Re-open the Sheep Pen Forum, then move it to Non with all the other best forums at this site...

Move the Feedback to the Webmaster forum to Fan Intro because it's also gay...but then it will be moved to The Dump and then to Main and then to Non...

In the end, all forums lead to Non...

Okay...that is all. I'll check back soon to make sure POJO got off his working-80-hours-a-week ass to make all these changes.

[Panamark]

Sounds like a total "Non" event to me ???

[Seshmeister]

I think a hack should be installed whereby every user has a silent 'P' added to the start of their username so I would be renamed Pseshmeister, Mark would be Ppanamark etc etc.

[Panamark]

Imagining Pwarf amongst others....

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

I say fuck it and let's just have one forum with all the shit in there... no need to hop around from one forum to another... scrolling will be your new friend...

That is all.

PIcon.

[Susie Q]

I give this thread a two thumbs up. I also suggest that the letter d put at the end of our user names for the dyslexic.

oxox,
pSusied

[Steve Savicki]

Susied? Being Susied?
LOL, good morning all.
Thanks for the laugh, Rikk.

[Unchainme]

Susied? Being Susied?
LOL, good morning all.
Thanks for the laugh, Rikk.

Choke on a dick steve.

[ELVIS]

I say "sux" be added to the end of every screen name that ends in ikk...

[Seshmeister]

Pelvis!

[Seshmeister]

Since Savicki has a negative reputation here, does that mean if he groans you your rep actually goes up?

[Golden AWe]

I second everything Rikk said plus "move Steve to non"

...existence that is

[conmee]

Sue,

You are one letter rearranged from being "Pussied" too, just FYI...

That is all.

PIcond

[Reverberator]

Let's just merge everything into the dump and then all the shit threads can be dumped into the Main.

That IS the way forward.

[Reverberator]

Let's just merge everything into the dump and then all the shit threads can be dumped into the Main.

That IS the way forward.

Which I suppose Rikk actually already kind of said .... now that I bothered to read the post , I concur. BUT I think the best option would be to move main over to Rothfans , then dump everything from there to classic van halen.com which in turn can be transferred to trainnumbercollector .net , and then that could be moved to DIRTYLEZZANUNPORN.NOB .... and when we've all wanked ourselves out we can dump it in the dump where it all belongs.

Slight variation but I think it could work.

[Seshmeister]

[GAR]

I give this thread a two thumbs up. I also suggest that the letter d put at the end of our user names for the dyslexic.

oxox,
pSusied

Dear Ms. pQue;

Please remember to thank this pRikk for his pGenius contributions.

Regards,
pGar

[GAR]

Let's just merge everything into the dump and then all the shit threads can be dumped into the Main.

That IS the way forward.

The only way out of this economy is The pDump - the future is now!

[Dan]

Move The Sheep Pen To Main.

[Reverberator]

And then dump it to .....

[Susie Q]

Sue,

You are one letter rearranged from being "Pussied" too, just FYI...

That is all.

PIcond

I am pussied, and I am happy about it. :0

Vajayjay!

[conmee]

Well, true, that was before we found out you were really Pojo...

Smile, at least brutal truth doesn't kick you in the balls (more painful than smack on ass)...

That is all.

pIcond©®™

[Dan]

And then dump it to .....

How Dare You.

Get A Warm Ale Up You.

[Hardrock69]

Look, here is what we do, and this is BY FAR the best possible thing to do.

Let's move Non to Non. That way we can cut out entirely the steps of moving Non to Main, and then Main back to Non. If we just move Non to Non, it will save a lot of time, effort, and problems that might arise. Nobody would ever say again that a thread that was in Non belonged in any other forum. Non will have been moved to Non, so all those posts appropriate for Non will stay in Non, and those threads not appropriate for Non will actually be in Non, after we moved Non to Non, so Non will not be Non anymore.

Got it? Good. You may cuntinue.