If you could BAN just one member

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[LoungeMachine]

I went with the obvious.....

GAR



I'd take away his library card and bus pass while I was at it......

[jhale667]

I went with the obvious.....

GAR



I'd take away his library card and bus pass while I was at it......

Exactly, exactly.

[FORD]

In order to deserve complete banishment from this site, someone would have to do some really lame shit. Like, for instance:

• Being a racist asshole
  Threatening to assassinate the President of the United States
  Compromising the security of this website on at least two different occasions
  Showing complete disrespect for a member of this site who had recently died
  Showing complete disrespect for the mother of a member of the US Armed Services who is deployed in Iraq
  Just being a general douchebag on a daily basis

No names mentioned, of course.

[GAR]

In order to deserve complete banishment from this site, someone would have to do some really lame shit. Like, for instance:

• Being a racist asshole
  Threatening to assassinate the President of the United States
  Compromising the security of this website on at least two different occasions
  Showing complete disrespect for a member of this site who had recently died
  Showing complete disrespect for the mother of a member of the US Armed Services who is deployed in Iraq
  Just being a general douchebag on a daily basis

No names mentioned, of course.

Of course not, you'd be kinda implicating yourself.

[ace diamond]

In order to deserve complete banishment from this site, someone would have to do some really lame shit. Like, for instance:

• Being a racist asshole
  Threatening to assassinate the President of the United States
  Compromising the security of this website on at least two different occasions
  Showing complete disrespect for a member of this site who had recently died
  Showing complete disrespect for the mother of a member of the US Armed Services who is deployed in Iraq
  Just being a general douchebag on a daily basis

No names mentioned, of course.

oh, fraud, i didn't know you actually cared!
that's so very nice of you to give such a flattering description of some of my finer moments!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oh, fraud, i didn't know you actually cared!
that's so very nice of you to give such a flattering description of some of my finer moments!

fine, fuckin' ban him too.

[ace diamond]

fine, fuckin' ban him too.

actually, i was quite a bit surprised i wasn't listed in the original poll.

[kwame k]

.....or callously suggesting how a member could off themselves.

[VanHalener]

.....or callously suggesting how a member could off themselves.

I voted Suckdicki for banishment on grounds of sucking Hagar style and failing to eat a glass salad.

Maybe Lounge will edit the poll by adding my name.

[FORD]

forgot about that one. What a fucking loser he is.... er...uh... what a loser someone would be if they did such a thing.

[kwame k]

Yeah, if I ever knew who that guy was

[jhale667]

I guess my second vote would have to be "Next Webbie to delete the Muff Thread"...

[LoungeMachine]

I guess my second vote would have to be "Next Webbie to delete the Muff Thread"...

Which is why I didnt allow mulitple choice voting......



You could always start another Muff thread, but ridding the place of Gar is a gift that lasts forever....

[jhale667]

Which is why I didnt allow mulitple choice voting......



You could always start another Muff thread, but ridding the place of Gar is a gift that lasts forever....

So true.

[Diamondjimi]

Great thread. Deserves a sticky, fo sho!

[Reverberator]

Ban me , as my cuntish behavior deserves it.

[Terry]

Ban me , as my cuntish behavior deserves it.

Yeah...you honestly DO act like a pair of dried-up piss flaps at times...

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

I think I like everyone on that list.... ok, now the war crimes that GAR has committed are vast in scope and depraved in nature.

Just HYOPOTHETICALLY, what kind of donations could we round up for his banishment, and what would be the first celebratory act each of you would commit to in rejoicing the dawn of a new day without GAR? Just asking as part of the poll, not a formal indictment and trial, mind you.

Also, LM, I'm gonna need to see me quoted in your goddam sig or you go straight to the top of the ban list...

That is all.

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[Guitar Shark]

and what would be the first celebratory act each of you would commit to in rejoicing the dawn of a new day without GAR?

I can't believe I am the first to suggest this, but.... it is my understanding that you can't go wrong with hookers and blow.

[jhale667]

I can't believe I am the first to suggest this, but.... it is my understanding that you can't go wrong with hookers and blow.

I'd have to concur with that, ICoke. ©™®

[chefcraig]

I can't believe I am the first to suggest this, but.... it is my understanding that you can't go wrong with hookers and blow.

The former mayor (and current city councilman) of Washington, D.C. applauds this statement, and thanks you for your somewhat belated support.

[conmee]

No, reverb, there's something peculiar about you, despite your tendencies, you get immunity for the rest of 2010... but will need to see more use of ©®™ in your posts...

That is all.

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[Reverberator]

No, reverb, there's something peculiar about you, despite your tendencies, you get immunity for the rest of 2010... but will need to see more use of ©®™ in your posts...

That is all.

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Ok Boss

that is all.

[LoungeMachine]

I like that Idea ICoke.

Let's AUCTION OFF Gar's banishment.

I'll start the bidding at $50

Winner gets to push the button, AND decide if and when he ever gets to return.



First good idea you've had since we made that rope out of bedsheets and escaped those hoover twins.....

[Reverberator]

See below

[conmee]

Reverb,

I'm gonna need you to refer to me as BOSS©®™... just cut and paste, brother!

That is all.

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[Reverberator]

If i wasnt soo© pissed I would do it .... but yeah! Why not.

Ok baby®™ I'm on to it.

[conmee]

Reverb,

Believe it or not, when one is pissed, it's a moral imperative to use ©®™ as it really drives home the pissiness and offedness and shows you've gone the extra mile to copyright and trademark your vitriol.

That is all.

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[conmee]

Lounge,

Thank the heavens! To quote Archer, "You are my Oprah!" It never really feels like home until I'm one of your signature quotes... BEST. EASTER. EVER!

That is all.

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[Reverberator]

Look Above©®™

It is n©™®w my new language.

[conmee]

YES!

That's what I'm talking about... I think you're on the webbie fast track indeed!

That is all.

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[conmee]

Reverb,

By the bye, I should wax poetical sometime about the long and storied and honorable history of The Romper Room/Dump/etc... from Pojo and hitch himself on down to modern times, it is in my estimation that of all the moderator assignments, this is by far the creme de la creme, as it were.

That is all.

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[Reverberator]

I agree . Vote for Revcunt©®™

[Reverberator]

yeah man..if you talking about me then big thanks ©®™ . Love ya© hope ya piles®™ are a bit better eh?

[Reverberator]

I have to concur that I am really™ pissed...

[Igosplut]

Fuck I meant to groan the coward, not thank the fucker.

I not only vote to ban GARgle, I DID ban him....

[GAR]

I not only vote to ban GARgle, I DID ban him....

And then a month later, you banned your idoisplut self and everyone else by tanking the site!

How'd that work out for you.. anyone see a Mod future for Igo here any time soon?

[DLR7884]

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DLR7884
GAyR

[conmee]

GS-

May the Lord bless you and your offspring...

Crates of cocahina and dozens of SoCal's finest pure as the driven blow...for everyone!

We might just have to orchestrate a massive coked out, hoed out re-design bash with the leftover donation funds!!!

That is all.

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