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    Hello my name is: Dinah Vagina

    Please partake of my poetry.

    Dinah Won’t You Blow Me
    Dinah won’t you blow me
    Dinah won’t you blow me
    Dinah won’t you blow my horn
    Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
    Someone’s in my sister I know
    Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
    Pumping like a dynamo
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    Hi Dinah Vagina Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • Anonymous
      Banned
      • May 2004
      • 12707

      #3
      Oh, hey Gayr.

      Cheers! :bottle:

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      • Dinah Vagina

        #4
        Oh, a gentleman of the Portugese persuasion. Reminds me of a song my father taught me.


        It’s a Small Dick After All (sung to the tune of "It's a Small World")

        Well it’s not too long and it’s not too thick
        It stays soft too long and it comes too quick
        It gets lost in her twat
        But it’s all that he’s got
        It’s a small, small dick…
        It’s a small dick after all,
        It’s a small dick after all,
        It’s a small dick after all,
        It’s a small, small dick.

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        • thome
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Mar 2005
          • 6674

          #5
          I guess we all know that the last 35 people that have joined this site 25 of them are Gar aliases..why..?

          1. He is setting up to cover his lousy attitude, using future aliases as a out/in when he gets banned ?

          2. There is some unknown, "I got the most alias's" champoinship ?

          3...I can't think of any other reason..? ..I do know that it is 3rd grade waste of bandwidth.

          I mean DANG!

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12682

            #6
            we didn't have bandwidth when i was in 3rd grade
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • Va Beach VH Fan
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Dec 2003
              • 17913

              #7
              It's not GAR, folks...
              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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              • Blaze
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2009
                • 4371

                #8
                Lame and unimaginative ~
                "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12707

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                  It's not GAR, folks...
                  I was wishing it was, because I know who she is.

                  Cheers! :bottle:

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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12707

                    #10
                    I can see how it would appear to be a good idea, but it really translates as something not unlike Gayr.

                    Let's leave this alias behind & pretend it never happened, shall we?

                    I still love ya.

                    Cheers! :bottle:

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                    • Dinah Vagina

                      #11
                      You are all just no damned fun.

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                      • Sensible Shoes
                        Full Member Status

                        • Oct 2009
                        • 4650

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Blaze
                        Lame and unimaginative ~
                        And yours are not? I mean, you're the TWAT ambassador for God's sake.

                        I"m going back to being lame now.
                        Last edited by Sensible Shoes; 04-05-2010, 11:50 PM.

                        Oh dear.

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                        • Anonymous
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 12707

                          #13
                          Shh.

                          Bury that thing & come back to regular posting.

                          Cheers! :bottle:

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                          • Sensible Shoes
                            Full Member Status

                            • Oct 2009
                            • 4650

                            #14
                            Originally posted by thome

                            2. There is some unknown, "I got the most alias's" champoinship ?
                            No. I just wanted one.

                            Oh dear.

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                            • Blaze
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2009
                              • 4371

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                              And yours are not? I mean, you're the TWAT ambassador for God's sake.

                              I"m going back to being lame now.
                              TWAT ambassador

                              Was this you, Shoes?
                              OMGosh, I would have never dreamed you to be so directly blunt.

                              If it is yours, Some how imagining you marching to "It's a Small Dick After All" in full regal costume, well, is intriguing.

                              "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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