Please partake of my poetry.
Dinah Won’t You Blow Me
Dinah won’t you blow me
Dinah won’t you blow me
Dinah won’t you blow my horn
Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
Someone’s in my sister I know
Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
Pumping like a dynamo
Please partake of my poetry.
Dinah Won’t You Blow Me
Dinah won’t you blow me
Dinah won’t you blow me
Dinah won’t you blow my horn
Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
Someone’s in my sister I know
Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
Pumping like a dynamo
Hi Dinah Vagina Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army. The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
Oh, hey Gayr.
Cheers! :bottle:
Oh, a gentleman of the Portugese persuasion. Reminds me of a song my father taught me.
It’s a Small Dick After All (sung to the tune of "It's a Small World")
Well it’s not too long and it’s not too thick
It stays soft too long and it comes too quick
It gets lost in her twat
But it’s all that he’s got
It’s a small, small dick…
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small, small dick.
I guess we all know that the last 35 people that have joined this site 25 of them are Gar aliases..why..?
1. He is setting up to cover his lousy attitude, using future aliases as a out/in when he gets banned ?
2. There is some unknown, "I got the most alias's" champoinship ?
3...I can't think of any other reason..? ..I do know that it is 3rd grade waste of bandwidth.
I mean DANG!
we didn't have bandwidth when i was in 3rd grade
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
It's not GAR, folks...
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Lame and unimaginative ~
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
I can see how it would appear to be a good idea, but it really translates as something not unlike Gayr.
Let's leave this alias behind & pretend it never happened, shall we?
I still love ya.
Cheers! :bottle:
You are all just no damned fun.
Shh.
Bury that thing & come back to regular posting.
Cheers! :bottle:
I didn't say this person was one of the alias's. I have just wanted to write that for a couple months now.
And it is still true.
That I have wanted to write this and I did.
Aw c'mon - am I THAT uptight????? Go back to my first thread here when I was trying to rile everybody up with a hair thread, and Frying Dutchman tried to take my head off. He thought I was a man and asked me how it felt to be a fetish obsessed cock gobbler. I asked him if he was the guy on the internet with a similar name who sits on traffic cones for fun.
And I thought the molded vagina necklace was really over the top!!!!
Oh well. Should have had better material and made up a new email address.
Back to harassing Savicki.
In other news, my dog won me an ipod nano, and it's REALLY COOL.
Back to bed for me.
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