BlackFlag's Obsession With The ManCrush

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  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7832
    #16
    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
    He posts in all of my threads...

    He mancrushes me more

    Perhaps he mancrushes on you more, but I am the object of his recent mantasies.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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      • Blaze
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2009
        • 4371
        #17
        you are confused, Blackflag.
        The game would be to stimulate the penis to burke on you.
        Male or female could stimulate burke on you through the penises.
        But it would always be male jizzy on you.
        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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          • Blackflag
            Banned
            • Apr 2006
            • 3406
            #18
            Originally posted by Blaze
            you are confused, Blackflag.
            The game would be to stimulate the penis to burke on you.
            Male or female could stimulate burke on you through the penises.
            But it would always be male jizzy on you.
            I don't know what burke is.


            I have a friend named Burke. He went to Annapolis. Talk about a guy with a lot of mancrush stories.

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              • Blaze
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2009
                • 4371
                #19
                That sounds like a deflection especially with your mentioning the male friend and his "issues"
                I am sure someone will be able to correct my ignorance of sexual terms.

                Burke= group ejaculation onto agreed source.
                "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                  • Anonymous
                    Banned
                    • May 2004
                    • 12748
                    #20
                    Originally posted by Blackflag
                    I have a friend named Burke. Talk about a guy with a lot of mancrush stories.
                    The plot thickens...

                    Cheers! :bottle:

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                      • Blaze
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2009
                        • 4371
                        #21
                        Instead of self satisfaction, the game would allow the player to jack off the penises for a score.
                        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                          • Anonymous
                            Banned
                            • May 2004
                            • 12748
                            #22
                            Originally posted by Blaze
                            That sounds like a deflection especially with your mentioning the male friend and his "issues"
                            I am sure someone will be able to correct my ignorance of sexual terms.

                            Burke= group ejaculation onto agreed source.
                            Bukkake. Double K first, one K after, just like caKe.

                            Er, so I heard.

                            Cheers! :bottle:

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                              • thome
                                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 6678
                                #23
                                YO RED!!

                                You cannot mix Vodka with Psychotropics it cancels out the Meds.

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                                  • Blackflag
                                    Banned
                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 3406
                                    #24
                                    Blaze, if you're offering to jerk me off, just come out with it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.





                                    Unless you're a dude, of course.

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                                      • Blaze
                                        Full Member Status

                                        • Jan 2009
                                        • 4371
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                                        Bukkake. Double K first, one K after, just like caKe.

                                        Er, so I heard.

                                        Cheers! :bottle:
                                        I have ran out of provided thanks. So I give you my personal thanks.
                                        Delightedly so, I must add.
                                        My giddiness abounds.
                                        Shall we have this game of Bukkake Blackie?
                                        "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                                          • LoungeMachine
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 32576
                                            #26
                                            Originally posted by Blackflag
                                            Blaze, if you're offering to jerk me off, just come out with it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.





                                            Unless you're a dude, of course.
                                            Looking for online hookups now?



                                            poor thing....

                                            Resorting to thome's castoffs now......

                                            Originally posted by Kristy
                                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                              • Blackflag
                                                Banned
                                                • Apr 2006
                                                • 3406
                                                #27
                                                Wait a second... are you saying you misspelled bukkake as burke?

                                                Holy shit that's some weak-ass spelling.



                                                And - as Lounge found out with great disappointment - I can't have a mancrush on somebody too stupid to spell.

                                                Sorry, dude.

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                                                  • Blaze
                                                    Full Member Status

                                                    • Jan 2009
                                                    • 4371
                                                    #28
                                                    "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                                                      • Blackflag
                                                        Banned
                                                        • Apr 2006
                                                        • 3406
                                                        #29
                                                        Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                        Looking for online hookups now?
                                                        No, just trying to make this poor confused he/she not feel so self-conscious.

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                                                          • Nickdfresh
                                                            SUPER MODERATOR

                                                            • Oct 2004
                                                            • 49205
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Blackflag
                                                            Blaze, if you're offering to jerk me off, just come out with it. Nothing to be embarrassed about.





                                                            Unless you're a dude, of course.
                                                            Yeah, the part about "dudes""jerking you off" could be embarrassing...

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