Sharon Osbourne is cutting off her tits !

[Panamark]

SHARON Osbourne is having her breast implants removed - and turned into paper weights. The TV star is sick of her massive 34DD chest and is having her fake breasts taken out and turned into the unusual office ornaments so husband Ozzy can still get his hands on them.

Discussing rumours she was planning to have them removed, Sharon revealed in an interview with the Today Show: "It's true. They're better on his desk than on my chest. They're awful!"

Sharon is due to have the operation in July and once the procedure is complete she will be two cup sizes smaller. - BANG Showbiz / AFP

[Panamark]

Poor Ozzy thought he was signing up for "Beast Removal"

[Seshmeister]

My celebutard radar was off and I missed this.

What genius put Sharon in charge of 'Charm School'...?

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[Hardrock69]

Why doesn't she have her fucking head removed? She could give it to Ozzy to use as a paperweight. Then he would be the only person who had to listen to her constant whining, and if he got tired of it, all he would have to do is put it in a drawer and shut it.

[Hardrock69]

Ozzy has enuff money, he could have her head thrown on to a fucking animatronic robot, and stuck in a goddam display case, so she could bitch at him only until he said "Sharon dear.....SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!"

Like this:

[binnie]

Still would.........

[chefcraig]

Ozzy has enuff money, he could have her head thrown on to a fucking animatronic robot, and stuck in a goddam display case, so she could bitch at him only until he said "Sharon dear.....SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!"

Sweet Jesus, what a nightmare. As I recall that episode (Mudd's Women), there were over a dozen of those robot chicks.

[Hardrock69]

Well, fortunately for Mudd, they all were hotties except for the nagging wifey!

Sure, being robots, they would obey your every command, and drop to their knees to blow you just for the asking, but they were most likely devoid of any personality. Harry Mudd was so shallow a person he probably did not mind that they were mindless robots.

[chefcraig]

Sure, being robots, they would obey your every command, and drop to their knees to blow you just for the asking, but they were most likely devoid of any personality. Harry Mudd was so shallow a person he probably did not mind that they were mindless robots.

Hell, half the guys I know would hock their houses for just such a relationship!

[Hardrock69]

Once years ago I had broken up with a girlfriend, and I mentioned it was difficult to find chicks who met my standards (meaning women who were inellectuals).

He said it might work out better if I found a girl who was not so smart, but made up for it by being 'devoted'.

I said "Sorry Dad, but if they are not at least on my level, I would be selling myself short."

I think he was speaking from experience, as my Mom was an intellectual like he is, and I am quite sure he found it difficult to argue with her.

Though my statement was not my 'carved in stone' opinion....just at the time I was living in a city with a lot of stupid people.