The Ultimate Fretboard Masturbation Thread....
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That last guy sounds like when you have a mosquito buzzing around
your head when you are trying to sleep. You know the one, the fucker
that you can never find when you turn on the light but when you
get back into beds with the lights off, out he comes again !!
FUCK !!BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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I hear ya there. How much of their waking hours do these guys spend/waste to gravitate to this height of absurdity?Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!Comment
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It would be understandable if what they were playing was actually enjoyable to listen to ??
Great argument for less equals more..
I would rather listen to Dave Gilmour's slowest solo than any of these so far..
Yngwie has a lot to answer for !!BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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I thought this thread was about fast masturbating. Lol. My bad.
But yes, there are too many people on YT claiming to be the fastest.Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.Comment
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Sure its impressive, but not expressive
these dudes are playing the same scales./modes/patterns
up and down a step. The end effect is you think, ok, that
sounds like a pentatonic minor, ooh now he is playing it
down two frets...
No heart and soul. I totally believe there is a place forever for
these techniques, but change it around a bit dudes ??
Lets take Randy Rhoads, he used a lot of these techniques
but there was pure soul with his variation and phrasing
in the solo's... These fuckers sound like sequencers.BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!Comment
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That's what distinguishes the greats...even when they're playing something technical, it serves the song and most importantly, sounds MUSICAL rather than like someone doing exercises...Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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I can wank really fast , but I try not to anymore as I keep missing the tissue and it's ruining the carpet.Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
the chazzers are so lucky
so fortunate to be served by the dump messiahComment
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This guy is the king of the silly wank. Mattias Ia Eklundh :
Originally posted by conmee
If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.
That is all.
Icon.Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667
Originally posted by Isaac R.
Then it's really true??:eek:
The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???
OMFG...who in their right mind...???
Originally posted by eddie78
I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.Comment
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