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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Yeah, that would help him a lot. When in trouble, just call 1-900-SOCKFUCKER and relief is on the way!!
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    Sammy Hagar is that fat fucking imposter who happened to disgrace the mighty Van Halen by picking up a mic and spewing his cheesy bullshit songs. He's a spam laden retard who looks like Bette Midler, loves to fantasize about MIA's balls, swallows for men at truck stops, and uses his mighty suck to draw in sheep and plug them in the ass.
    He's the bastard I am saving a tornado kick for. He's the dude I will be punishing with the heel of my cowboy boot to his teeth if he is unlucky enough to cross my path.

    He's the guy I would love to beat up, scalp, and make a present of the top of his head to Diamond David Lee Roth.

    There can be only one you fat fuck and you are not it.
    Oh yea, Hagar hates women and children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GO-SPURS-GO View Post
    I have a niece who attends Longfellow Elementary School. She lives on the corner of 7th and Douglas Ave.
    well i live on loma vista 1 property over from the corner of loma vista and douglass.
    7th street is right is 1 block away. she live in the big apartment complex or one of the houses?
    either way i go by that corner all the time.

    so i take it you know about the white store and the green store, yes?
    why don't you stop over the next time you are in the neighborhood.
    right now i am at the eastside library on chicago ave.
    Last edited by ace diamond; 07-29-2010 at 05:18 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by hideyoursheep View Post
    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    How did you find out?
    a little birdie sent me a note with a link in the inbox of my youtube account informing me of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    so i take it you know about the white store and the green store, yes?
    so I take it you don't know about public messageboards and private messages, no?

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    Jagermeister would like to publicly declare that Shoes is the only thing funny about this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    OK I have to come clean - The guy living at that address in California is an old boyfriend who dumped me via e-mail. Boy is he gonna be pissed when our stalkers start showing up at his door. Serves him right. Asshole. I made up the part about my mother's middle initial being wrong on the birth certificate. This way he can't sue me. His name was Ralph.

    Did you like how I waited 3 months to start this up again? And you've all been entertained for another day. I think Ace's next adventure will be a guest spot on "Rock of Love".
    shoes, you are comepletely fucking full of shit.
    the incorrect letter in my mother's middle name is a "y". the correct letter is an "i".
    the answer to question 2 is: harry the hamster.

    shoes, i have never met you.
    we have never dated.
    i own a copywright and a trademark on the name "ace diamond experience".
    it is my intellectual property.
    misusing it in whole or in part is a violation of my rights.
    claiming to be me on an internet message board is an attempt at identity theft.
    if you do not cease and desist, i will haul your ass into court for infringment and theft of intellectual property, as well as attempted identity theft.
    this thread now needs to be closed and deleted.
    i'm done fucking playing around.
    Last edited by ace diamond; 07-29-2010 at 05:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    shoes, you are comepletely fucking full of shit.
    the incorrect letter in my mother's middle name is a "y". the correct letter is an "i".
    the answer to question 2 is: harry the hamster.

    shoes, i have never met you.
    we have never dated.
    i own a copywright and a trademark on the name "ace diamond experience".
    it is my intellectual property.
    misusing it in whole or in part is a violation of my rights.
    claiming to be me on an internet message board is an attempt at identity theft.
    if you do not cease and desist, i will haul your ass into court for infringment and theft of intellectual property, as well as attempted identity theft.
    this thread now needs to be closed and deleted.
    i'm done fucking playing around.
    Holy Shit! Now that was funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Well, considering Shoes is a rather intelligent and attractive lady, and shithead is a bloated sack of shit who wears devil masks to funerals, and likes to get up onstage and entertain people with how truly BAD he is on guitar, and is a GUY, I would have to venture to say that what Shoes is claiming could not be done as a 'cheap trick', but more like a very expensive (and permanent) joke.

    Firstly, Shoes would have to be come a man through a sex-change operation, and gain a lot of weight, and then move to LA. Then he/she/it would have to have a frontal lobotomy to sufficiently lower it's IQ to almost that of Garfuckle. You are talking several years of surgery, therapy, etc. with a total aggregate cost of easily half a million bucks, and no, there is no way any insurance company would pony up any cash for that.

    Then, after becoming a retarded man who thinks he could play guitar, and posting here that she is actually Ace fucktard, then in order to complete the joke, she would have to have surgery to reverse the earlier operations so she could be Shoes once again, though of course the lobotomy would be irreversible. And Shoes is intelligent enough that she would not be so interested in being a half-wit loser for the rest of her days.

    Sorry Shoes. Your claims are baseless.
    i admit i am a very right-brianed person, and i admit i do not have much use for the left-brain very much.
    being lucid and logical isn't exactly my forte'.......
    but thanks for making a soundly lucid arguement on my behalf.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    that is me is the picture.
    Sean Taft Hughes
    a.k.a. Ace Diamond.
    I am a real person.
    as for any "acting" i've ever done,
    www.carniesmovie.com
    i did not get paid a single penny for the role i played in this film due out oct. 12 starring doug jones and reggie bannister as well as my best friend and drinking buddy, bill schulz, as well as myself.
    as for myspace and facebook accounts:
    www.myspace.com/acediamondexperience
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...00000567745231

    shoes, you need to stop with your delusional lies.
    i don't know anyone in real life named ted.
    lounge machine notwithstanding.............. is an asshole.....
    Last edited by Va Beach VH Fan; 07-29-2010 at 08:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    that is me is the picture.
    Sean Taft Hughes
    a.k.a. Ace Diamond.
    I am a real person.
    as for any "acting" i've ever done,
    www.carniesmovie.com
    i did not get paid a single penny for the role i played in this film due out oct. 12 starring doug jones and reggie bannister as well as my best friend and drinking buddy, bill schulz, as well as myself.
    as for myspace and facebook accounts:
    www.myspace.com/acediamondexperience
    www.facebook.com/theaceofdiamonds1977

    shoes, you need to stop with your delusional lies.
    i don't know anyone in real life named ted.
    lounge machine notwithstanding.............. is an asshole.....

    You do know they have designer frames now right? Just sayin...



    Last edited by Va Beach VH Fan; 07-29-2010 at 08:52 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    You do know they have designer frames now right? Just sayin...




    you have to ask yourself 1 question.........
    do you honestly think i give a flying fuck?
    the answer is:
    no.
    no, i do not give a flying fuck.
    i like the frames i have just fine.
    besides, do you have any idea how
    many years it will take me to grow that much facial hair?
    Last edited by ace diamond; 07-29-2010 at 05:57 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    being lucid and logical isn't exactly my forte'.......
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahaha hhahahaha
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Holy Shit! Now that was funny.
    That was funny! Ace is funny and he doesn’t even try to be. That’s what is funny about him.

    Ace, you’re going to get into deep trouble posting personal info here. If I were you I would edit that while you still can. Just sayin…

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    Quote Originally Posted by GO-SPURS-GO View Post
    That was funny! Ace is funny and he doesn’t even try to be. That’s what is funny about him.

    Ace, you’re going to get into deep trouble posting personal info here. If I were you I would edit that while you still can. Just sayin…
    too late.
    perhaps a mod could help me out with that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    too late.
    perhaps a mod could help me out with that one.
    I hope so! I would hate to see you get banned. You’ve been warned about this a few times.

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    everybody gotta be somebody else apparently

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    Quote Originally Posted by GO-SPURS-GO View Post
    Ace, you’re going to get into deep trouble posting personal info here. If I were you I would edit that while you still can. Just sayin…
    Forget it! Trying to warn him against doing shit like that is a lost cause.

    It just doesn't seem to register to him that he's put so much personal info on a public board that he could easily end up on an upcoming episode of COPS.

    Everyone is trying to warn him, but it's like talking astrophysics to a crackhead.

    Just fucking useless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GO-SPURS-GO View Post
    I hope so! I would hate to see you get banned. You’ve been warned about this a few times.
    yes i have, about posting someone esle's personal info.
    nothing has ever been said about posting your own personal info.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    yes i have, about posting someone esle's personal info.
    nothing has ever been said about posting your own personal info.
    I’ve posted my personal info here too and nobody said anything to me. But that wasn’t what I was talking about. You posted personal info on LM. That’s what you’ll probably get banned for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IcarntRite55 View Post
    everybody gotta be somebody else apparently
    to quote diamond dave:
    "how many people, here tonight, have ever been in love with somebody.........but you wished you in love with somebody else?"

    the grass always looks greener on the other side of the fence until you actually get there and you realise very quickly that you
    were wrong.

    i have always belived in myself, and i have always belived in just being myself.
    i have no interest in trying to be someone else that i am not.
    that's what october 31st, helloween night is for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GO-SPURS-GO View Post
    I’ve posted my personal info here too and nobody said anything to me. But that wasn’t what I was talking about. You posted personal info on LM. That’s what you’ll probably get banned for.
    ok, black flag actually posted that lounge machine was
    i am simply repeating it.
    i was being a smart-ass.
    Last edited by Va Beach VH Fan; 07-29-2010 at 08:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    ok, black flag actually posted that lounge machine was
    i am simply repeating it.
    i was being a smart-ass.
    In the eyes of the “powers that be” I don’t think there’s a difference between “posting” and “repeating” personal info.
    Last edited by Va Beach VH Fan; 07-29-2010 at 08:53 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    ok, black flag actually posted that lounge machine was *** ******.
    i am simply repeating it.
    i was being a smart-ass.
    No you're being a living breathing ass hole.
    He got banned for it and you deserve to also, not that I wish it on you.
    busting balls is one thing and doing that is another, not that you'll get it.

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    Va Beach,Please Close This Thread Down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ace diamond View Post
    ok, black flag actually posted that lounge machine was
    i am simply repeating it.
    i was being a smart-ass.
    You do realize that LM doesn't have even one post in this thread, don't you??

    Nobody cares if you post who you are, but trying to make a name for yourself this way is even lamer than you are.
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    Whatever, closing...

    Ace, you know the rules....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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