I am Ace Diamond.

[Sensible Shoes]

There's a few here that make it seem effortless. You should hook up and find out what their secret is...

This is a great idea. For instance, whoever does Conmee is amazing - very quick and off the cuff.

[chefcraig]

This is a great idea. For instance, whoever does Conmee is amazing - very quick and off the cuff.

Thank you.

[Sensible Shoes]

And the person who does Sesh with the whole anti God hatred thing - that seems really natural!

[Sensible Shoes]

PRACE BETS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My God! Now we know IPS is posting as Sum Ting Wong!!!!

[kwame k]

And the person who does Sesh with the whole anti God hatred thing - that seems really natural!

[Anonymous]

Oh My God! Now we know IPS is posting as Sum Ting Wong!!!!

Ah, but how can you be sure that I am me? Or... that you aren't me? You see, you could be my alias...

Cheers! :bottle:

[kwame k]

I am the eggman..........

[chefcraig]

I am the eggman..........

"Well here's another clue for you all
The Walrus was Paul."

[Dan]

You ain't pretty enough to be me, boy!

How dare You.

I'm Pretty.

[MAX]

How dare You.

I'm Pretty.

Yes Dan, you're very attractive.

[jhale667]

How dare You.

I'm Pretty.

I'm the fairest of them all. (I am kinda pale...)

[MAX]

I'm the fairest of them all. (I am kinda pale...)

Jay,

Please don't be jealous cos I'm sure you're also very handsome as well?

As we're all too well aware, I tend to be rather mean to Dan at times. So and occasionally, I have to remind him how dear he is to all of us. Especially to me. He's like a little brother I never wanted.

[Blackflag]

[Anonymous]

Group hug!

Except for Black fag. Nobody likes him.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blackflag]

I don't want to be part of the hug. I'd just get my ass grabbed.

[jhale667]

Group hug!

Except for Black fag. Nobody likes him.

Cheers! :bottle:

Poor Buttflap is like the Rodney Dangerfield of this site...only more disrespected, and less funny.

Funny you should mention that, because

[Diamondjimi]

I can't just make him post RIGHT NOW!

Sorry S.S. I just ain't buyin it....

[Anonymous]

Poor Buttflap is like the Rodney Dangerfield of this site...only more disrespected, and less funny.

Hey, Rodney rocks. It's not fair comparing him to Black Fag.

That retard is more like Sammy Hagar.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Blackflag]

If I'm the Rodney Dangerfield, you're the George Michael.

With Slash's haircut.

[jhale667]

No, I'm more like the Triumph the Insult comic dog. Except for the "someone's hand up my ass" part. I poop on you.

With Slash's haircut.

[Blackflag]

[Dan]

Jay,

Please don't be jealous cos I'm sure you're also very handsome as well?

As we're all too well aware, I tend to be rather mean to Dan at times. So and occasionally, I have to remind him how dear he is to all of us. Especially to me. He's like a little brother I never wanted.

I'm Very Hurt By Your Words Max.

[Dan]

Group hug!

Except for Black fag. Nobody likes him.

Cheers! :bottle:

How Dare You.

I'm The Group Hug Person Around Here.

Get Your Own Sayings.

That's All.

[GAR]

Im cuntused

[Dan]

Im A Cunt.

That's All.

[MAX]

I'm Very Hurt By Your Words Max.

Dan,

I'm sincere. You know I love you. Ever since that day I found you left abandoned on my porch all soaking wet, wrapped in a bag of kitty litter, I couldn't turn my back on you bro.

Later on we'll get ice cream.

[Dan]

I Still Dont Feel the Love.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ice cream is love:0

[Anonymous]

I Still Dont Feel the Love.

Group hug, then.

And fuck you if you don't like me stealing your lines.

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

I Still Dont Feel the Love.

Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today? :confused:

Try again.

[Anonymous]

Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today? :confused:

Try again.

Yes, he probably... WHAT????

I'm backing away, slowly, now...

Cheers! :bottle:

[MAX]

Yes, he probably... WHAT????

I'm backing away, slowly, now...

Cheers! :bottle:

Prolly a good idea cos Dan's obviously graduated to a larger dildo so he can "feel" said "love" and doesn't quite know how to operate the beast just yet. Could be dangerous for anyone standing too close to the man.

[Dan]

Group hug, then.

And fuck you if you don't like me stealing your lines.

Cheers! :bottle:

You Shaved Your Chest Yet?

Cheers :bottle:

[Dan]

Then, I'm guessing you prolly didn't shove enough kiwis up your caboose today? :confused:

Try again.

Hey Now.

I Dont Stick Things In Or Near My Ass You Sick Fucker.

That's All.

[Anonymous]

You Shaved Your Chest Yet?

Cheers :bottle:

No.

It tickles you when I hug.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Hey Now.

I Dont Stick Things In Or Near My Ass You Sick Fucker.

That's All.

Oh? Who sticks them in, then?

Sorry, D-man, you left that one wiiiiiide open - pun intended.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Sensible Shoes]

Yeah..... this thread has legs. I'm feelin' the love.

[Anonymous]

I'm feelin' the love.

Oh, sorry. Am I standing too close? :0

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Yeah..... this thread has legs. I'm feelin' the love.

Where are Your Hands?

[Dan]

No.

It tickles you when I hug.

Cheers! :bottle:

How Rude.