I am Ace Diamond.

[Anonymous]

Where are Your Hands?

That's none of your business, young man.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Dan]

Young Man,How Dare You.

[Dan]

Her Fingers are Doing The Walking.

[Sensible Shoes]

Where are Your Hands?

They're busy typing up the next Ace Diamond Adventures.

Or searching for sex toys, I"m not sure.

[thome]

They're busy typing up the next Ace Diamond Adventures.

Or searching for sex toys, I"m not sure.

I'll Be your Freekazoid..

[Sensible Shoes]

At least someone gets it.

[thome]

I can see you now on the porch with the triangle .

[Dan]

How Rude.

[thome]

I mean the kind of triangle that when you take the rod and hit it, in the rite spot, it rings a bell and then we feel good, inside.

[Dan]

How Good?

[MAX]

Hey Now.

I Dont Stick Things In Or Near My Ass You Sick Fucker.

That's All.

Oh kakariki shit!!! You know that's a lie cos you left this behind in your locker at Rothchats!!!



Now, who's the sick fucker?!?!?!?!?

Prolly took that to your dumbass White Sox game too you sick kiwi bastiiid!!! :p

[Dan]

That's A Lie.

There Is No Proof.

I Did It For The Rock.

[Sensible Shoes]

I mean the kind of triangle that when you take the rod and hit it, in the rite spot, it rings a bell and then we feel good, inside.

Like Granny Clampett yelling "DINNER"!!!!!! Yes it's time for pork knuckles and cornpone at the ranch.

[chefcraig]

Like Granny Clampett yelling "DINNER"!!!!!! Yes it's time for pork knuckles and cornpone at the ranch.

Fuck that drivin', let's dine at the fancy eatin' table.

[kwame k]

Now you're talkin' down home eatin', cook me something in beer and let's roll

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh I'll boil you something in beer.......

[ThrillsNSpills]

How Rude.

wrong triangle danno.

however both triangles could be associated with the phrase come and get it.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Like Granny Clampett yelling "DINNER"!!!!!! Yes it's time for pork knuckles and cornpone at the ranch.

Granny had a voice on her didn't she?

She could out-volume any triangle.

[ZahZoo]

After reading some of this... all I can say is...

Ban Shark, Guitar!!!

[ace diamond]

I planned it that way. Genius I tell you.

shoes, you are not ace diamond.
i am.

[ace diamond]

It's been a long standing owning of you all. I've put a lot of work into this, and it's time I get my due credit. Admit it, it's brilliant.

trying to jack my account, shoes?
there is no way you are going to take the credit for being me.

piss taking, i don't mind.
it's quite amusing.

[ace diamond]

Thank Hell! I was really starting to get sick, thinking somebody like him was actually worshipping me!

i do worship you.
hail satan!

[ace diamond]

Can The Real Ace Diamond Please Stand Up.

dan, my kiwi friend, i am safe and sound in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
he is doink ok.
he is off the sauce now for a couple of months.

[ace diamond]

Oh I assure you it's no hoax. How could "Ace" be real?

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older sister.

have fun trying.

[hambon4lif]

trying to jack my account, shoes?
there is no way you are going to take the credit for being me.

Damnit Shoes...you've been busted.

Your whole operation has been exposed by someone who usually couldn't find the handle on a fucking coffee cup!

You'll have to go stealth and aim higher from now on.

[Candy Girl]

dan, my kiwi friend, i am safe and sound in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
............(edit)
........................(edit).

Honestly Ace, don't you think that would have been better handled by pm? You need to quit posting personal info about others.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

dan, my kiwi friend, i am lame and round in riverside, california.
i spoke to juice last night on the phone.
he is doink ok.
he is off the sauce now for a couple of months.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older sister.

have fun trying.

i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".

[ace diamond]

i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".

first of all, my dad will not give you those answers.
besides, he doesn't remember the answer to question 2, and your answer is incorrect.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

gee, perhaps you should consult my birth certificate.

i was born on saturday july 2, 1977
i weighed 7.1lbs
and i was born at 7:03pm
at 999 san bernardino road in
san antonio community hospital.
my mother's middle name is incorrectly spelled on my birth certificate.
shoes, since you are not ace diamond, you could not possible know the answers to the next 2 questions.
i however can answer them correctly.

1.what is the incorrect letter in my mothers' middle name, and what is the correct letter?
2.what was my very first pet and what did in name it?

there is no possible way anyone could answer both these questions correctly unless they were the real ace diamond.
[COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]the only other people who could get both answers right are my parents and my older siste[/COLOR]r.

have fun trying.

i'm sure one of the mods is callin' your dad's bank office in denver right now. answer to question 2 your own turd and you named it "fluffy".

[COLOR="rgb(255, 140, 0)"]first of all, my dad will not give you those answers.
besides, he doesn't remember the answer to question ,[/COLOR] and your answer is incorrect.

how does lounge put it?

simp

[PETE'S BROTHER]

fuck, i can't highlite your contradictory statements

[ace diamond]

here's the deal.
the answer to question 1 is a matter of public record if you know where to look.
the answer to question 2, however, my parents have long since forgotten. after all, it was back in 1981.
my older sister might remember the answer since at some point the parents took said pet away from me and gave it to her instead.
i will give the answer to question 2 some time in august.

[Guitar Shark]

here's the deal.
the answer to question 1 is a matter of public record if you know where to look.
the answer to question 2, however, my parents have long since forgotten. after all, it was back in 1981.
my older sister might remember the answer since at some point the parents took said pet away from me and gave it to her instead.
i will give the answer to question 2 some time in august.

Nobody cares.

[ace diamond]

Nobody cares.

gonna have to disagree with you there.
if nobody cared, this thread would not be 4 pages long by the time i found out about it.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

here's the deal.
the answer to question 1 is a matter of public record if you know where to look.
the answer to question 2, however, my parents have long since forgotten. after all, it was back in 1981.
my older sister might remember the answer since at some point the parents took said pet away from me and gave it to her instead.
i will give the answer to question 2 some time in august.

knock it off , shoes.:tongue0011:

[hambon4lif]

i will give the answer to question 2 some time in august.

...This is just a wild assumption, but in order to keep people in suspense, it would have to be about something people actually gave a fuck about....

[PETE'S BROTHER]

...This is just a wild assumption, but in order to keep people in suspense, it would have to be about something people actually gave a fuck about....

and i feel he should wait till the next presidential elections. reeeeeally build up the HYPE.

[Guitar Shark]

gonna have to disagree with you there.
if nobody cared, this thread would not be 4 pages long by the time i found out about it.

I meant nobody cares about you, impostor. Shoes, and the REAL ace, we care about.

[ace diamond]

I meant nobody cares about you, impostor. Shoes, and the REAL ace, we care about.

shoes is the imposter.

[Guitar Shark]

shoes is the imposter.

Give it up already. You are walking a fine line here. We have been known to ban impostors.