mine tooOriginally Posted by GAR
mine too
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Boy you're all sleeping.
Oh dear.
I don't watch Oprah. So was there anything worthy of note. Did Brett say that Jesus miraculously healed him, but only if he promised to NEVER tour with Poison again?
Eat Us And Smile
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You do realize this site is mostly made up of dudes that DON'T watch Oprah, yes?
I mean...Oprah, FFS?
This 2 bit hack is milking it for all it's worth. Gee, a miracle recovery just in time to make press in time tour with Skynyrd (what's left of 'em)
Karma will even everything out with this Douchenozzle.
Guess the old saying "If ya can dazzle 'em with brains, baffle 'em with bullshit" applies to this wig wearin hack...
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
I bet there was not a dry eye in the house.
j/k fuck that guy
And work during daytime TV.
Who's Oprah?
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Damn, I couldn't even find any remixes of ANYTHING his....
What did he say?
Is he going to write a song about it? 'The Brain-Bleed Blues'?
'Unskinny Brain-Bop........blows me away, yeah.....'
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Talk mumbo jumbo psychic fucking idiot fucking bullshit exploitative crap to me.
the lyrics in this post are already better than the ones in I want Action Tonight
Satisfaction, alright!
Where the fuck did those braids come from? Did he steal those from AxHole's wig?
If he'd had the braids in they might have provided some cushioning when the stage prop landed on his head......
TMZ is reporting he was rushed to the hospital again today, this time as a result of a mild stroke. They found a hole in his heart too, apparently.
Michaels blames ‘Busty Cops 3’ for hemorrhage
Rocker says he was switching between porn movie and ‘SportsCenter’
Rolling Stone
updated 12:14 p.m. ET, Thurs., May 20, 2010
Rolling Stone has finally convinced rock & roll survivor Bret Michaels to fess up to what he was watching on TV when his near-fatal hemorrhage struck last month.
The truth: "I was going back and forth from 'SportsCenter' to 'Busty Cops 3,'" the Poison frontman and Celebrity Apprentice finalist admits. "Maybe that's what did it!" he says about the intensity of the "Skin-e-max" flick.
Michaels says his recovery playlist includes loads of classic rock, from Aerosmith to Kiss and AC/DC, and adds he heard Don McLean's "American Pie" with fresh ears after being discharged from the hospital in Arizona where he spent two weeks recovering from sudden bleeding at the base of his brainstem. "When I heard lines like, 'This'll be the day that I die' ... I get chills just thinking about it," he says.
Sunday night, the guy known for sloppy groupie hook-ups on VH1's reality-dating juggernaut "Rock of Love" will enter Donald Trump's boardroom for one last time as perhaps the most improbable "Apprentice" finalist ever. Michaels gets why people underestimated him, but says he's a real contender. "None of them thought I was going to get out of bed," he says. "I said it on the show: Don't mistake my kindness for weakness." As Rolling Stone reported, Michaels' next reality show will be a more sober look at his struggle to balance his family with his rockin' lifestyle in VH1's "Life as I Know It."
Yesterday on Oprah, Michaels got teary-eyed as his daughters and "Celebrity Apprentice" costars sang his praises. "I think of all the crazy, crazy things I've done in my life, I'm just thankful to be here," he said.
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/372555...entertainment/
Last edited by chefcraig; 05-20-2010 at 05:59 PM.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Bret Michaels Hospitalized for Heart Problems
Bret Michaels was rushed back to the hospital this week where doctors claim they found a "hole in the heart."
According to Bret's rep, the singer was complaining about "numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands."
After a series of tests, doctors concluded that Michaels had suffered a "Transient Ischemic Attack -- more commonly referred to as a "warning stroke."
During the tests, the doctors say they found that Bret had a Patent Forum Ovale -- which is essentially a hole in the heart.
Doctors say Bret's condition is "operable and treatable." The docs also don't believe the "warning stroke" is related to Bret's brain hemorrhage.
Bret will be treated with outpatient care -- which includes a daily injection of a blood thinner.
Bret's rep also notes that the singer is in "good spirits, great medical hands and is positive and hopeful that everything is going to be OK."
The rep concludes, "He is up, walking, talking, continuing his daily rehab and very happy to be alive but he has made it clear he is sick and tired of being in the hospital and is ready to rock again."
http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/20/bret-m...arning-stroke/
fuck, now he's gonna cover that extreme song that is stuck in my head.
Again? When exactly was the first time?
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
So which porn flick caused his heart problem?
busty babes 3?
"A Hole In My Heart". Seriously, this is one whacked out movie.
Threads merged.....
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"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
I rest my case...
I'm no doctor (and I didn't stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night), but how could they positively say that a BRAIN hemorrhage and a warning STROKE (lack of blood supply to the BRAIN) aren't connected ??
All jokes aside, Bret's got some serious shit going on, I hope something tragic doesn't happen....
I still say prescription drugs are behind a lot of this shit. I'll bet he's on that Plavix crap.
Or a dry pussy. Oprah's seats probably were covered in pussy juice from horny Bret worshippers.
busty cops 3
Well, I hope he gets well soon, all joking aside....
Bret Michaels Back In Hospital
Bret Michaels was readmitted to the hospital this week after suffering numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands which doctors described as a Transient Ischemic Attack (TIA) or warning stroke. While MRI and CT scan tests were being conducted, Michaels also received a Doppler Ultrasound of his legs and lower abdomen looking for blood clots and most importantly an Ultrasound Bubble Test of his heart was conducted which proved positive for a Patent Forum Ovale (PFO), a hole in the heart. Dr. Zabramski (Bret's neurosurgeon), Dr. Becker (who ordered the test), Dr. Cook (who conducted the test) and Dr. Frey (Director, Outpatient Stroke Program) all confirmed the results.
Dr. Zabramski states: "There is no doubt that the positive Patent Foramen Ovale (PFO) is devastating news to Bret and his family. The good news is that it is operable and treatable and we think we may have diagnosed the problem that caused the Transient Ischemic Attach (TIA) or warning stroke; however we feel it is highly unlikely this is connected to the brain hemorrhage he suffered just a few weeks earlier. Once again it is great that he quickly reacted to the severe numbness and got to the hospital immediately."
Dr. Zabramski continues, "I realize Bret wants to make a full recovery so that he can be active with his family, attempt to attend the finale of Celebrity Apprentice and especially get back on the road to continue making music. Without a doubt he is very determined to get healthy and make a 100% recovery. Medically speaking it is a fantastic attitude both mentally and physically for him to have. However, Bret's brain and body are not quite 100% yet, especially with the hole found in his heart. Further tests will be conducted throughout the week and I will have more information next week as to how this Patent Foramen Ovale (PFO) will be treated. For now, Bret will be treated with outpatient care which includes a daily injection of Lovenox (a blood thinner to reduce the chance of blood clots) and blood tests."
Bret's rep, Janna Elias, states "Bret wants everyone to know he cannot thank you enough for all of the well wishes, prayers, and good vibes you have sent his way. Even though these last few months have been tough on him and his family, especially this most recent setback, he is in good spirits, great medical hands and is positive and hopeful that everything is going to be OK. He is up, walking, talking, continuing his daily rehab and very happy to be alive but he has made it clear he is sick and tired of being in the hospital and is ready to rock again."
Let the flaming begin. I am proud to announce Bret won the Celebrity Apprentice last night and he deserved it.
Bret Michaels made it to the finish line Sunday of "The Celebrity Apprentice" despite life-threatening illness and was rewarded with victory and $250,000 for charity.
"You've done an amazing job in every single way," Donald Trump said before announcing his choice on a live segment of NBC's reality show. "A little flaky, but that's OK. ... You've also proven ... to be very brave. I appreciate that."
The other finalist, actress Holly Robinson Peete, has been "amazing," Trump said, and then rendered his decision.
"Holly, I have to tell you, we all love you. And Brett, I have to tell you — you're hired," Trump pronounced, drawing a lusty "whoop" from Michaels.
Michaels' appearance on the finale, which included live and taped segments, had been in question after he suffered a brain hemorrhage in April and was hospitalized again recently after suffering what doctors called a warning stroke. He faces surgery for a hole in his heart.
Trump didn't downplay the drama involving Michaels' health, asking the 47-year-old rock star of Poison fame if he was risking his life by coming on the finale against his doctors' advice.
"Lately it seems like me just standing me up is risking my life," Michaels replied, lightly, adding that it was worth the risk and he "came to win." He walked haltingly and with a slight limp.
His presence brought a moment of honest reality to a carefully constructed TV genre.
Robinson Peete, 45, said she and Michaels had become close during the series and there would be none of last season's animosity — a reference to finale fireworks between winner Joan Rivers and runner-up Annie Duke.
Robinson Peete teared up when she and Michaels took the stage before a studio audience in New York.
"Holly, that's so beautiful. You're crying," Trump observed.
"Well, I mean, who in America isn't?" she replied. Trump said that he'd never cried for his opponent.
"My 5-year-old son woke up this morning and said, 'Mom, I love you, but I'm kinda pulling for Bret.' How do you beat that?" Robinson Peete responded.
Both celebrities, who were playing to raise money for their favored causes, came out on top. Michaels, who as a child was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes, claimed the winner's prize for the American Diabetes Association, and Peete learned that her charitable group would receive a matching amount.
Trump said the maker of Snapple beverages had agreed to give a matching $250,000 to HollyRod Foundation, whose mission is to support families who have a loved one with a serious medical condition. The actress has a son diagnosed as autistic.
The final challenge for "The Celebrity Apprentice" had required Michaels and Robinson Peete to each create a new flavor of Snapple and a marketing campaign for the soft drinks. Their versions are being sold for a limited period and highlight work their causes.
This season of "Celebrity Apprentice" began airing in March with 14 contestants, each competing in business-oriented tasks around Manhattan to raise money for and publicize their favorite causes.
Am I the only one here that feels absolutely nauseated by this sentence?
Cheers! :bottle:
the whole damn show makes me wanna puke
This show was on the TV at the bar, so I only saw bits and pieces of it.
I saw the part where Cyndi Lauper was dancing on the table and wondering WTF that was about.
Cyndi trips me out...she always has that look on her face like she's smelling a rank-ass fart...probably 'cause she's a taco-slapper that takes too big of a bite...
Anyways.....I noticed Sharon wasn't there. Was she just being a sore-ass loser 'cause she didn't win or what?
The outcome was predictable as all fuck....
I kinda figured Bret had it in the bag when Trump and his rug came to visit him in the hospital during the brain bleed thing. The Donald wouldn't have done that for someone he had already "fired".
Now that Michaels works for him, I wonder if Trump will make him dump the ridiculous bandana-wig and order him a hairpiece from his own supplier?
I think Trump made some comment about hair last night.
One month after suffering a brain hemorrhage and just days after being re-admitted to the hospital for a warning stroke, POISON frontman and "The Celebrity Apprentice" winner Bret Michaels was interviewed on this past Monday's (May 24) edition of ABC-TV's "Live with Regis & Kelly" show. You can now watch his appearance below.
Due to Bret's recent recovery period, the release date for his new solo album, "Custom Built", has been moved to July 6.
Michaels made it to Sunday's live finale and won the title of "Celebrity Apprentice", beating out actress Holly Robinson Peete.
"Bret Michaels, his creativity and imagination are just amazing," said Donald Trump, who chose Michaels as the winner to receive $250,000 for his charity, the American Diabetes Association. "He's been through a lot."
Michaels, who was diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes when he was six years old, flew from Los Angeles to New York on Sunday to attend the NBC show.
"[Doctors] didn't want you to be here tonight, are you risking your life being here?" Trump asked Michaels, according to Newsday.com.
"Lately, it seems like me standing up is risking my life," Michaels joked.
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