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Accept Only Van <strike>Halen</strike> Roth Classic!
"Everyday becomes a better Diamond Dave day"</center><center>
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</center><marquee><b><font color=Blue><size=+4>The 2004 Spammy “Eat It & Puke” Van ReHash Tour * Coming to a "This Suit is You" Store In Your Tiny Little Neighborhood. Brought to you by the Hemlock Society, Underground Bulemics United, PUTR - People for the Unethical Treatment of Rockfans, & a Special Message from Eddie & Alex Van Halen -
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"Those cats had me so beat down & confused, made the cancer seem like a tiny zit on my ass..I don't have a clue what's going on"-EVH</center>
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Click>"Hot Chicks for Dave" & "Dave’s Cavalcade of Bimbos"</center>