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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21883

    JUNIOR CUNTS OF AMERICA REJOICE! Sarah Palin's idiot child can speak at your event!



    Bristol Palin to hit speakers' circuit


    By BECKY BOHRER, Associated Press Writer Becky Bohrer, Associated Press Writer – Tue May 18, 8:27 am ET

    JUNEAU, Alaska – Bristol Palin is hitting the speakers' circuit and will command between $15,000 and $30,000 for each appearance, Palin family attorney Thomas Van Flein said Monday.

    Van Flein confirmed a report by celebrity news website RadarOnline that the daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has signed with Single Source Speakers. He added her exact fees will depend on factors such as which group she's addressing and what she must to do prepare.

    Bristol Palin, 19, is listed on the speaking group's website as available for conferences, fundraisers, special events and holidays, as well as women's, youth, abstinence and "pro-life" programs.

    Her fee is denoted by four question marks, meaning "Call to discuss!" The same designation is given to New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees.

    A message left late Monday for Ron Miller, with Single Source Speakers, was not immediately returned.

    Bristol Palin was thrust into the spotlight as a pregnant teen during her mother's unsuccessful campaign for vice president in 2008. She had son Tripp that year and has since spoken about abstinence and the challenges of life as a young single mother.

    Van Flein said Bristol Palin will be selective in the speeches she gives.

    He said he believes she's interested in expanding her message beyond teen pregnancy to include her experiences on the campaign trail and in the media spotlight; her parenting approach; and her outlook on life.

    Bristol Palin lives in Anchorage and works in a physician's office, Van Flein said.


    Bristol Palin: "Thanks everyone for, like, giving me all this cool money and stuff, 'cause, like, it is SO COOL!

    I am here to tell everyone that, well, like, my boyfriend's penis is SO FUCKING HUGE, and like, I had to ask my mom if it was supposed to drool that way, but she said to go ahead and suck on it for awhile because, like, it has lots of calories and stuff, and like, so I did it, and, like my boyfriend came all over my face, and I was, like, EWWWW GROSS!!!!!, but then, he turned me over, and, like said "Here...chew on my gum while I do you", and next thing I know he was like, totally, fucking me in my ass real hard, and it felt SOOO good, and, well, anyway, I am supposed to say that sex is BAD and you should not have SEX unless, like, you are really sure you are, like, in love and stuff, and so, well that's all I have to say, thanks everybody!"

    Just what we need....an even dumber carbon copy of that Sarah Palin creature making speeches, and demonstrating beyond a shadow of a doubt that some people should not be allowed to breed.....
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58777

    #2
    I nominate this for "Best fucking thread title of 2010"!
    Eat Us And Smile

    Cenk For America 2024!!

    Justice Democrats


    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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    • Igosplut
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 2793

      #3
      You really have to give Palin credit..She's created a whole little cottage industry around her moronic tribe... I mean, in what alternative universe does this girl get payed 15-30K to expend the wisdom of her long 19 yrs as taught to her by mommy??? If it wasn't for the attention brought on by mommy's political suicide, this broad would be picking out what double-wide would have the most room for the five more out of wedlock kids that are sure to come along.....

      You really can't make this shit up, I tell ya...
      Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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      • Va Beach VH Fan
        ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
        • Dec 2003
        • 17913

        #4
        What's her theme going to be, "Do as I say, not as I do" ??
        Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

        "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

        "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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        • twonabomber
          formerly F A T
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Jan 2004
          • 11193

          #5
          15 grand? fuck that.

          $20 for a couple lap dances is as high as i'll go.
          Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32573

            #6
            Quick, somebody get Larry Flint on the phone....

            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • hideyoursheep
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2007
              • 6351

              #7
              Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
              What's her theme going to be, "Do as I say, not as I do" ??
              "What NOT to Name Your Illegitimate Children"

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19145

                #8
                Would I hit Bristol Palin?

                I've never seen a picture of her...........
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21883

                  #9
                  You know, ALL of the adult magazines and porno movie studios should be bombarding Sarah and offspring with offers of big money to pose naked in their magazines/videos.

                  Even knowing full well they will be turned down.

                  They need to do it just for the sake of insulting the fucking idiots.

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                  • Terry
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 11957

                    #10
                    Only in a world this fucking screwy can Bristol Palin be named a spokesperson for a Teen Abstinence organization.

                    Am unsure what she would have to say that would be worth $15-30 grand...one can almost understand her mother commanding high speaking fees, but what has Bristol done, other than get knocked up by her boyfriend, that is worth sitting around and listening to for free (much less that amount of money)?
                    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                    • hideyoursheep
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 6351

                      #11
                      I think Sarah Palin should be tarred and feathered for forcing her kid to turn tricks.

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                      • Hardrock69
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 21883

                        #12
                        Heh...Bristal Palin is a whore, it's just that instead of charging $5 for a blowjob in a dark alley, she is charging $15-30 grand to stand up in the spotlight and fart out of one of her two assholes.

                        I would say Sarah Palin is doing good at turning her daughter into the highest-priced whore I have seen in some time.

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                        • Steve Savicki
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 3936

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Hardrock69
                          I would say Sarah Palin is doing good at turning her daughter into the highest-priced whore I have seen in some time.
                          The Britney Spears of Republican politicians.
                          Money's money however you whore it be it through music or whatever.
                          sigpic

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                          • Unchainme
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 7746

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Steve Savicki
                            The Britney Spears of Republican politicians.
                            Money's money however you whore it be it through music or whatever.
                            Shocked you're not a bigger fan steve, as you are into shitty overglossed pop music.

                            STFU.
                            Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32797

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Igosplut
                              You really have to give Palin credit..She's created a whole little cottage industry around her moronic tribe... I mean, in what alternative universe does this girl get payed 15-30K to expend the wisdom of her long 19 yrs as taught to her by mommy??? If it wasn't for the attention brought on by mommy's political suicide, this broad would be picking out what double-wide would have the most room for the five more out of wedlock kids that are sure to come along.....

                              You really can't make this shit up, I tell ya...
                              I will never forgive McCain for bringing the Palin brand into the spotlight. Mommy is a great pimp. Sadly, she probably would get along fine in Washington. She has the right skill set.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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