THE LAST LIVING SLUT: Born In Iran, Bred Backstage

[Jagermeister]

I wasn't going to post this but it's fucked up in so many ways.


Warning some of this is gross!


Let me explain my point here before I start delving into the meat of this book; This book starts off with a story of how she wanted to have a 3 way with Nikki Sixx & Tommy Lee....Tommy allows her to enter his dressing room & she proceeds to jerk off for Tommy but Nikki had no parts of it, then a year later she has dinner with Nikki Sixx & when she asks Nikki about sex drugs & rock n roll, Nikki tells her that truth, that it's all an image & she got upset when Nikki talked to her about his life, family & even his interest in growing a garden....she was upset that Nikki was a business man & NOT a stupid rock star....that's the first stupid misconception of rock n roll....rock n roll IS a job, it IS a business....sure, guys in the band will party while they tour, BUT, what they do, when they are onstage, that IS their job...when the tour ends, those people go home to their families, their wives, their girlfriends, kids, etc., etc., & what a groupie usually goes home to/with when a concert or tour ends is either:


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[Mr Walker]

What a vile woman... coupled with the fact that she probably stinks like vinegar, blood and b.o. is enough to make me want to vomit.

[Jagermeister]

What a vile woman... coupled with the fact that she probably stinks like vinegar, blood and b.o. is enough to make me want to vomit.

OK that pretty much killed lunch.

[Catfish]

I bet this chick looked like Mick Mars under that dumbassed curtain they make those smelly broads wear!

BTW--what a dumb thread!

[Mr Walker]

I bet this chick looked like Mick Mars under that dumbassed curtain they make those smelly broads wear!

BTW--what a dumb thread!

Sorry... is this going to kill your Mom's chances landing the top spot on the NY Times Best Seller list?

[Catfish]

Take that back you son of a bitch!

[Mr Walker]

Take that back you son of a bitch!

uh... no

[Catfish]

What a vile woman my mom is... coupled with the fact that she stinks like vinegar, blood and b.o. is enough to make me want to stop having sex with her in front of my dad and his gay lover.

Jesus! I'm sorry--I didn't know it was YOUR MOM you were talking about! Forgive me!

[Mr Walker]

That's not my quote... why did you say Jagermeister's thread was dumb? He's quite the respected poster these days.

[Catfish]

I don't know who Gayermeister is. Fuck him!

[Mr Walker]

Don't go running him off... you misspelled his name, it's Jagermeister... show some respect for Christ sake!

[Catfish]

If he wants respect he should have changed his name to 'Bourbon' or, at least, 'Scotch,' or even 'Zima.' Not that pussy drink he chose!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

If he wants respect he should have changed his name to 'Bourbon' or, at least, 'Scotch,' or even 'Zima.' Not that pussy drink he chose!

riiiiight:tongue0011:

[Mr Walker]

If he wants respect he should have changed his name to 'Bourbon' or, at least, 'Scotch,' or even 'Zima.' Not that pussy drink he chose!

I guess you're right... do people still drink that crap... aren't the 90s over?

[Anonymous]

Wonderful, YET ANOTHER shitty alias.

Dude, you're the only one laughing.

I can't stress this enough - IT'S BEEN OVERDONE! It's not funny anymore.

Now go ahead... insult me. It's all you can manage, right? How sad, to be so stupid AND believe you're so smart, because you came up with something so old & unoriginal.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Catfish]

Jagermeister. Jesus.

One time a pal of mine came over and brought a bottle of Jagermeister with him. I took the OU812 CD that I use as a coaster and chucked it at him. He caught it and asked me if he could play it on my stereo! I told him no!

[Catfish]

Wonderful, YET ANOTHER shitty alias.

Dude, you're the only one laughing.

I can't stress this enough - IT'S BEEN OVERDONE! It's not funny anymore.

Now go ahead... insult me. It's all you can manage, right? How sad, to be so stupid AND believe you're so smart, because you came up with something so old & unoriginal.

Cheers! :bottle:

Who is Impotent Dicklicker talking about? Me?

[Mr Walker]

Who is Impotent Dicklicker talking about? Me?

You never used an alias did you?
So I'd guess he isn't talking about you.

[Catfish]

Oh. I am sorry, Imapus Sylicker!

[Catfish]

I did not mean to imply that Jagermeister is a shitty alias! Just that he picked as shitty name for his alias!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I did not mean to imply that Jagermeister is a shitty alias! Just that he picked as shitty name for his alias!

or did you mean "avatar"?

[Mr Walker]

or did you mean "avatar"?

Nothing is shitty about his avatar... the name is kinda weird.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

10-4

[Jagermeister]

I don't know who Gayermeister is. Fuck him!

You no good bottom feeding son of a bitch! You take that shit back right now!

[Catfish]

You no good bottom feeding son of a bitch! You take that shit back right now!

You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Hagarmeister!!!!

[Jagermeister]

I did not mean to imply that Jagermeister is a shitty alias! Just that he picked as shitty name for his alias!

You mean to tell me you never got high and drank me?

Ok wait. I’m not a drink for pussies so never mind. I answered my own question.

[Jagermeister]

You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Hagarmeister!!!!

[Mr Walker]

You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Hagarmeister!!!!

Now it makes sense... Hagar fans probably like to drink that stag piss.

[Dan]

CatFish In Da House.

[Catfish]

Now it makes sense... Hagar fans probably like to drink that stag piss.

I am actually impressed with Hagarmeister's beverage of choice. It has to be a step up from his psuedo-Mexican pisswater standard go-to!

[Jagermeister]

[QUOTE=Mr Walker;1459365]That's not my quote... why did you say Jagermeister's thread was dumb? He's quite the respected poster these days.[/QUOTE]

I am?

[binnie]

I wasn't going to post this but it's fucked up in so many ways.


Warning some of this is gross!


Let me explain my point here before I start delving into the meat of this book; This book starts off with a story of how she wanted to have a 3 way with Nikki Sixx & Tommy Lee....Tommy allows her to enter his dressing room & she proceeds to jerk off for Tommy but Nikki had no parts of it, then a year later she has dinner with Nikki Sixx & when she asks Nikki about sex drugs & rock n roll, Nikki tells her that truth, that it's all an image & she got upset when Nikki talked to her about his life, family & even his interest in growing a garden....she was upset that Nikki was a business man & NOT a stupid rock star....that's the first stupid misconception of rock n roll....rock n roll IS a job, it IS a business....sure, guys in the band will party while they tour, BUT, what they do, when they are onstage, that IS their job...when the tour ends, those people go home to their families, their wives, their girlfriends, kids, etc., etc., & what a groupie usually goes home to/with when a concert or tour ends is either:


Read More here.
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I have no real interest in purchasing a book by this woman, but there is a double standard here - when guys do this, they're 'cool', 'legends' or 'Rock Gods' - but when girls persure the rock n roll lifestyle they become the antithesis of it.

The fact is that when anyone reaches a give age, they should grow out of that way of life - it betays a lack of depth if they don't.

[Anonymous]

I have no real interest in purchasing a book by this woman, but there is a double standard here - when guys do this, they're 'cool', 'legends' or 'Rock Gods' - but when girls persure the rock n roll lifestyle they become the antithesis of it.

The fact is that when anyone reaches a give age, they should grow out of that way of life - it betays a lack of depth if they don't.

You need to be boxed 'round the ear. I never saw someone become so whipped in such a short time.

Dude, the problem is NOT girls pursuing the rock n' roll lifestyle. If Girlschool or Vixen had done a lot of groupies in their heyday - I have absolutely NO idea if they did, I'm just sayin' - that would just make 'em even cooler in my book.

A wise man once said "If a key can open a thousand locks, it's a Master Key. If a lock can be opened by a thousand keys, it's a fuckin' shitty lock."

And while at first thought, one can envision the penis as the key & the vagina as the lock, it goes deeper than that. It's about the one who fucks & the one who gets fucked.

If any of the girls in the aforementioned bands abused groupies, the dudes would be the ones getting fucked, not the girls.

Let's take it a bit further - If I pick up a girl in a bar every night, I'm a stud. A master key. If a girl gets picked up in the bar every night, what is he? A fuckin' slut. Where's the double standard? She's just sitting there waiting for someone, anything to pick her up.

Conversely, if a girl picks ME up in a bar, SHE is the key - she's opening my lock, so to speak. And if I get picked up every night, I'm a slut. A good looking, extremely sexy, with an amazing sex drive, slut! I deserve no more respect than the female slut sitting next to me while we're both waiting for anything to pick us up.

Where's the double standard?

Fuck or be fucked. Law of Nature, dude.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jagermeister]

You need to be boxed 'round the ear. I never saw someone become so whipped in such a short time.

Dude, the problem is NOT girls pursuing the rock n' roll lifestyle. If Girlschool or Vixen had done a lot of groupies in their heyday - I have absolutely NO idea if they did, I'm just sayin' - that would just make 'em even cooler in my book.

A wise man once said "If a key can open a thousand locks, it's a Master Key. If a lock can be opened by a thousand keys, it's a fuckin' shitty lock."

And while at first thought, one can envision the penis as the key & the vagina as the lock, it goes deeper than that. It's about the one who fucks & the one who gets fucked.

If any of the girls in the aforementioned bands abused groupies, the dudes would be the ones getting fucked, not the girls.

Let's take it a bit further - If I pick up a girl in a bar every night, I'm a stud. A master key. If a girl gets picked up in the bar every night, what is he? A fuckin' slut. Where's the double standard? She's just sitting there waiting for someone, anything to pick her up.

Conversely, if a girl picks ME up in a bar, SHE is the key - she's opening my lock, so to speak. And if I get picked up every night, I'm a slut. A good looking, extremely sexy, with an amazing sex drive, slut! I deserve no more respect than the female slut sitting next to me while we're both waiting for anything to pick us up.

Where's the double standard?

Fuck or be fucked. Law of Nature, dude.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Jagermeister]

Jagermeister. Jesus.

One time a pal of mine came over and brought a bottle of Jagermeister with him. I took the OU812 CD that I use as a coaster and chucked it at him. He caught it and asked me if he could play it on my stereo! I told him no!

You have had that coaster for a long damn time. You sure you didn't buy another copy?

[Mr Walker]

You have had that coaster for a long damn time. You sure you didn't buy another copy?

That homo has loads of Van Hagar memorabilia.

[Catfish]

That homo has loads of Van Hagar memorabilia.

Go cum in your daddy's palm!

[MAX]

Holy shit!!! Guess who's back?? Back again... Tell a friend.

Suuup Catfish?

[Mr Walker]

Go cum in your daddy's palm!

real classy post
you should be ashamed of yourself!

[Catfish]

real classy post
you should be ashamed of yourself!

Stop it, Mr Walker! You took this thread way off topic! It's your fault, you jerk!