THE LAST LIVING SLUT: Born In Iran, Bred Backstage

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  • Jagermeister
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    THE LAST LIVING SLUT: Born In Iran, Bred Backstage

    I wasn't going to post this but it's fucked up in so many ways.


    Warning some of this is gross!


    Let me explain my point here before I start delving into the meat of this book; This book starts off with a story of how she wanted to have a 3 way with Nikki Sixx & Tommy Lee....Tommy allows her to enter his dressing room & she proceeds to jerk off for Tommy but Nikki had no parts of it, then a year later she has dinner with Nikki Sixx & when she asks Nikki about sex drugs & rock n roll, Nikki tells her that truth, that it's all an image & she got upset when Nikki talked to her about his life, family & even his interest in growing a garden....she was upset that Nikki was a business man & NOT a stupid rock star....that's the first stupid misconception of rock n roll....rock n roll IS a job, it IS a business....sure, guys in the band will party while they tour, BUT, what they do, when they are onstage, that IS their job...when the tour ends, those people go home to their families, their wives, their girlfriends, kids, etc., etc., & what a groupie usually goes home to/with when a concert or tour ends is either:


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  • Mr Walker
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2536

    #2
    What a vile woman... coupled with the fact that she probably stinks like vinegar, blood and b.o. is enough to make me want to vomit.

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    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510

      #3
      Originally posted by Mr Walker
      What a vile woman... coupled with the fact that she probably stinks like vinegar, blood and b.o. is enough to make me want to vomit.

      OK that pretty much killed lunch.

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      • Catfish
        Sniper
        • Jan 2004
        • 898

        #4
        I bet this chick looked like Mick Mars under that dumbassed curtain they make those smelly broads wear!

        BTW--what a dumb thread!

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        • Mr Walker
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jan 2004
          • 2536

          #5
          Originally posted by Catfish
          I bet this chick looked like Mick Mars under that dumbassed curtain they make those smelly broads wear!

          BTW--what a dumb thread!
          Sorry... is this going to kill your Mom's chances landing the top spot on the NY Times Best Seller list?

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          • Catfish
            Sniper
            • Jan 2004
            • 898

            #6
            Take that back you son of a bitch!

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            • Mr Walker
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2536

              #7
              Originally posted by Catfish
              Take that back you son of a bitch!
              uh... no

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              • Catfish
                Sniper
                • Jan 2004
                • 898

                #8
                Originally posted by Mr Walker
                What a vile woman my mom is... coupled with the fact that she stinks like vinegar, blood and b.o. is enough to make me want to stop having sex with her in front of my dad and his gay lover.
                Jesus! I'm sorry--I didn't know it was YOUR MOM you were talking about! Forgive me!

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                • Mr Walker
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2536

                  #9
                  That's not my quote... why did you say Jagermeister's thread was dumb? He's quite the respected poster these days.

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                  • Catfish
                    Sniper
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 898

                    #10
                    I don't know who Gayermeister is. Fuck him!

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                    • Mr Walker
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 2536

                      #11
                      Don't go running him off... you misspelled his name, it's Jagermeister... show some respect for Christ sake!

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                      • Catfish
                        Sniper
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 898

                        #12
                        If he wants respect he should have changed his name to 'Bourbon' or, at least, 'Scotch,' or even 'Zima.' Not that pussy drink he chose!

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12682

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Catfish
                          If he wants respect he should have changed his name to 'Bourbon' or, at least, 'Scotch,' or even 'Zima.' Not that pussy drink he chose!
                          riiiiight:tongue0011:
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • Mr Walker
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 2536

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Catfish
                            If he wants respect he should have changed his name to 'Bourbon' or, at least, 'Scotch,' or even 'Zima.' Not that pussy drink he chose!
                            I guess you're right... do people still drink that crap... aren't the 90s over?

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                            • Anonymous
                              Banned
                              • May 2004
                              • 12707

                              #15
                              Wonderful, YET ANOTHER shitty alias.

                              Dude, you're the only one laughing.

                              I can't stress this enough - IT'S BEEN OVERDONE! It's not funny anymore.

                              Now go ahead... insult me. It's all you can manage, right? How sad, to be so stupid AND believe you're so smart, because you came up with something so old & unoriginal.

                              Cheers! :bottle:

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