THE LAST LIVING SLUT: Born In Iran, Bred Backstage

[Catfish]

Jagermeister. Jesus.

One time a pal of mine came over and brought a bottle of Jagermeister with him. I took the OU812 CD that I use as a coaster and chucked it at him. He caught it and asked me if he could play it on my stereo! I told him no!

[Catfish]

Wonderful, YET ANOTHER shitty alias.

Dude, you're the only one laughing.

I can't stress this enough - IT'S BEEN OVERDONE! It's not funny anymore.

Now go ahead... insult me. It's all you can manage, right? How sad, to be so stupid AND believe you're so smart, because you came up with something so old & unoriginal.

Cheers! :bottle:

Who is Impotent Dicklicker talking about? Me?

[Mr Walker]

Who is Impotent Dicklicker talking about? Me?

You never used an alias did you?
So I'd guess he isn't talking about you.

[Catfish]

Oh. I am sorry, Imapus Sylicker!

[Catfish]

I did not mean to imply that Jagermeister is a shitty alias! Just that he picked as shitty name for his alias!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I did not mean to imply that Jagermeister is a shitty alias! Just that he picked as shitty name for his alias!

or did you mean "avatar"?

[Mr Walker]

or did you mean "avatar"?

Nothing is shitty about his avatar... the name is kinda weird.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

10-4

[Jagermeister]

I don't know who Gayermeister is. Fuck him!

You no good bottom feeding son of a bitch! You take that shit back right now!

[Catfish]

You no good bottom feeding son of a bitch! You take that shit back right now!

You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Hagarmeister!!!!

[Jagermeister]

I did not mean to imply that Jagermeister is a shitty alias! Just that he picked as shitty name for his alias!

You mean to tell me you never got high and drank me?

Ok wait. I’m not a drink for pussies so never mind. I answered my own question.

[Jagermeister]

You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Hagarmeister!!!!

[Mr Walker]

You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Hagarmeister!!!!

Now it makes sense... Hagar fans probably like to drink that stag piss.

[Dan]

CatFish In Da House.

[Catfish]

Now it makes sense... Hagar fans probably like to drink that stag piss.

I am actually impressed with Hagarmeister's beverage of choice. It has to be a step up from his psuedo-Mexican pisswater standard go-to!