THE LAST LIVING SLUT: Born In Iran, Bred Backstage

[MAX]

Watch out Catfish and you'd better change that classic av of yours cos they ban people for that shit nowadays.

[Catfish]

Lol!!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Watch out Catfish and you'd better change that classic av of yours cos they ban people for that shit nowadays.

No we dont.

Get your facts straight.

We sure got our's.

And you can tell your friend he's not coming back.

[MAX]

And you can tell your friend he's not coming back.

Who, Guitar Shark?

You fucking lying assholes.

[MAX]

Oh Loungie,

BTW, you were sold out a loooong time ago and by one of your own.

"Classy."

[LoungeMachine]

Who, Guitar Shark?

You fucking lying assholes.

wow.

Perhaps you need to get some air, dude.

None of us are lying.



Have a great day.

[Seshmeister]

I bet this chick looked like Mick Mars under that dumbassed curtain they make those smelly broads wear!

BTW--what a dumb thread!

[binnie]

I would.........................with bells on.

[Jagermeister]

You may get the gift that keeps on givin from that.

[Seshmeister]

Classy...

ANOTHER juicy tidbit....2 days after she had the abortion with Dizzy's baby, she stalked Josh Todd & had sex with him on the Buckcherry tour bus, 2 DAYS after she had an abortion..she said her pussy was still sore & bleeding, her hand was bandaged, & Josh put a condom on & did her anyways, even after she told him she'd had an abortion 2 days prior....as she put it, she had a thick flow that was worse than a usual period, so Josh Todd apparently does some weird shit! lol

Then, the next night, she details how she only wanted to be with Josh Todd, BUT, Keith Nelson wanted her too...apparently Keith has a huge piercing in his dick & he took her into an empty dressing room, pulled his pants down, she gave him oral & she said the cock piercing was so huge that it hurt her mouth....she didn't want to fuck him because her abortion was running down her leg at that point, but Keith didn't cum when she gave him oral, so he grabbed her & here's an excrpt from the book:

I gave him the best cock sucking I could so he could cum & I could leave but he didn't cum, he wanted to fuck me.
"Turn Around" he said
I didn't want to
He lifted my skirt, my abortion was sliding down my leg
"It's just my period" I said, not wanting to offend him
He put a condom on & looked away from the mess as he entered me...that cockring choked my vagina, scarping the insides

She then details how Keith stopped fucking her when things got REALLY messy, he said it was too much for him to see & she finished him off with oral & he came in her mouth...then later on, while on the bands bus, everyone but Josh wanted to take her & another girl back to the hotel & fuck 'em again....she claims she didn't feel like it, but she did anyways...she details Keith's pierced dick as hurting her again, she was still fresh from the abortion, blood flowing heavy, but she did it anyways for the band boys....

[MAX]

You may get the gift that keeps on givin from that.

Syphilis, the clap or crabs??

[binnie]

Classy...

The only thing that offends me about that is how badly written it is. It's like a list, and even that small section was tedious.

What makes 'The Dirt' so entertaining is that it balances being graphic with being funny.....

[Catfish]

Classy...

Buckcherry! Those guys are fucking rock stars!!!!

[Seshmeister]

Yuck I just read she fucked a guy who a groupie I fucked fucked back in the day...

[Catfish]

He lifted my skirt, my abortion was sliding down my leg
"It's just my period" I said, not wanting to offend him
--------------------------
Now, that's a lady!!!!!

[Seshmeister]

He lifted my skirt, my abortion was sliding down my leg
"It's just my period" I said, not wanting to offend him
--------------------------
Now, that's a lady!!!!!

An aristocrat!

[Catfish]

Yuck I just read she fucked a guy who a groupie I fucked fucked back in the day...

Who wants to play Six Degrees of Sesh's Cock????

[Seshmeister]

The only thing that offends me about that is how badly written it is. It's like a list, and even that small section was tedious.

What makes 'The Dirt' so entertaining is that it balances being graphic with being funny.....

Her writing is better than the guy who is reviewing it though.

There were too many lies in The Dirt for me, it was like a detective novel trying to work out who if anyone was telling the truth about each incident.

[chefcraig]

An aristocrat!

Nicely played. I wonder how many people here actually got that?

[LoungeMachine]

Nicely played. I wonder how many people here actually got that?

Great flick. [and classic joke]



Need to break out my DVD copy now

[MAX]

Nicely played. I wonder how many people here actually got that?

Not me cos (like Catfish) I'm just a dumb pion. :tongue0011:

[Seshmeister]

Who wants to play Six Degrees of Sesh's Cock????

It's frightening.

I think this slut now gets me to just about everyone in rock by about the 4th degree...

[Jagermeister]

Syphilis, the clap or crabs??

You should know you can cure all those.

You should also know Herpes can't be cured. Didn't your doctor splain that to you?

[MAX]

You should know you can cure all those.

You should also know Herpes can't be cured. Didn't your doctor splain that to you?

By bathing in Bisquick, no?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Who wants to play Six Degrees of Sesh's Cock????

NOOOOO!!!!! not me.

[Jagermeister]

The only thing that offends me about that is how badly written it is. It's like a list, and even that small section was tedious.

What makes 'The Dirt' so entertaining is that it balances being graphic with being funny.....

Are you saying Catfish somehow had a hand in writing it?

[chefcraig]

Are you saying Catfish somehow had a hand in writing it?

No, but maybe this guy did. Seriously, despite the image, the guy is the raunchiest comic you'll ever hear.

[Catfish]

It's frightening.

I think this slut now gets me to just about everyone in rock by about the 4th degree...

I always knew, one way or another, that filthy Seshmeister had sex with Gary Cherone!

[Jagermeister]

No, but maybe this guy did. Seriously, despite the image, the guy is the raunchiest comic you'll ever hear.

Bob Fagget? lol.

He would puke if he read that I bet

[chefcraig]

Bob Fagget? lol.

He would puke if he read that I bet

Trust me. And be warned that this clip is NSFW.

[Jagermeister]

Holy Shit!

That mother fucker swears more than I do.

[Jagermeister]

Well any of you social networkers (you know who you are) can look her up at myspace.


http://www.myspace.com/roxanashirazi

[Seshmeister]

Trust me. And be warned that this clip is NSFW.

I'll see your Saget and raise you a Stanhope...

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[Jagermeister]

Since this thread has been totally derailed I thought I would post this here.

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[LoungeMachine]

Stanhope is hilarious live Saw him last year.

This was one of his bits that brought the house down.....

My wife said that if God had wanted women to eat cum, He would have made it taste like chocolate cake....I told her He made it taste like bleach to remind her to do my laundry

[Hardrock69]

I have no real interest in purchasing a book by this woman, but there is a double standard here - when guys do this, they're 'cool', 'legends' or 'Rock Gods' - but when girls persure the rock n roll lifestyle they become the antithesis of it.

The fact is that when anyone reaches a give age, they should grow out of that way of life - it betays a lack of depth if they don't.

Reminds me of something Arsenio Hall said once:

"Why is it that when a hot chick drives a junky old car, she somehow makes the car look good, but when a guy drives a junky old car, he is automatically a loser?"

[twonabomber]

Not me cos (like Catfish) I'm just a dumb pion. :tongue0011:

that was a classic thread...

[Nickdfresh]

You have a lot of nerve talking to me like that, Hagarmeister!!!!

Ouch!

[Nickdfresh]

Watch out Catfish and you'd better change that classic av of yours cos they ban people for that shit nowadays.

We should ban you for your faggy avatars!

[MAX]

We should ban you for your faggy avatars!

You can say whatever you wish about me but leave the pooch and my jetskii's out of it!!!

Nikk, you could always up the ante by posting one of yourself in some of your old military fatigues (that no longer fit and waaaay too tight) whilst sitting on the couch, taking tranquilizers (for your post traumatic stress disorder) whilst suckin' back another cold brew and eating wingys.