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    Quote Originally Posted by HarrySchwartz View Post
    It is only a matter of time before Roth comes out of the closet.
    What a dumb ass comment. Why do you think he is gay? Because he was a rock star in the 80"s who dressed like a rock star in the 80's? or because he has never been married?

    Blender: What’s the most women you’ve slept with in one night?
    Dave:Actually delivered the groceries? Three of five. But two of them, twice.

    Blender:Have you ever accidentally found yourself in bed with a transvestite?
    Dave: [Laughs] I’ve been fooled before, but not in bed. Have I ever been attracted to a man? There was a time in music when Bowie was happening, and you pretended to have kind of a fey way about you. But beyond that, no. Call me retro; I’m still hetero.

    Blender: Have you ever actually gotten hot with a teacher?
    Dave: Let me think. Schoolteachers since graduation, certainly. I’m a highly literate slut. Also, now, I’ve found that I’m the poster boy for an entire voting bloc I didn’t know existed: unmarried moms in their twenties and early thirties with one or two children under 7 years old, who have spent a lot of time—evidently!—on the Stairmaster. I call it the Stairmaster nation.

    Blender: Are you ever going to settle down with a nice girl?
    Dave: Probably not. I seem to get horny, but not lonely. I’m completely egocentric. The error in judgment comes only when you pretend you aren’t. How many ruined families and ruined progeny and hungry little soccer kids should not have happened from individuals who went, “Baby, I love you as much as the spotlight”?
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze View Post
    Why is 40 a difficult concept?
    it isn't. but it is a difficult age.
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Eh, better than than dieing at 37. I tried that, didn't work out so well for me.
    "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze View Post
    Eh, better than than dieing at 37. I tried that, didn't work out so well for me.
    which is a good thing, no?

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    I suppose, maybe if... :bottle:
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    Cheers! :bottle:

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    You know, Brother.... I was mad for a long time coming back from the other side. I still have a hole in my heart when I think about the experience.

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    You used to drink from the furry cup?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    You used to drink from the furry cup?
    ????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    You used to drink from the furry cup?
    ????????

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    Wow, I got a double post....

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    I forget who's been getting them, but I got it when I "paged back" and then posted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze View Post
    Eh, better than than dieing at 37. I tried that, didn't work out so well for me.
    I died in 1912 at the age of 62 but then I rose!

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    I Love Hair Pie.
    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    I Love Hair Pie.
    http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/ga..._dominate.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    I Love Hair Pie.
    See, He got it Blaze...
    Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post
    Well played so the completists can sleep at night.

    Best Robert Rump story is how he refused to be on a Brady episode where the sons get some shampoo that turns Greg's hair orange or green or something because the show was too ridiculous.
    Took him how many seasons to process that he was on the worst show in the history of television?
    I recall he considered himself a serious Shakespearean stage actor...

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    Quote Originally Posted by HarrySchwartz View Post
    It is only a matter of time before Roth comes out of the closet.
    Dare to dream, Gar...

    Incidentally, I like your "Giant Strawberry Alias," even your Sea (c)Ock alias, better than this one. But sort of in the way I'd prefer to have crabs than to have herpes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
    Dare to dream, Gar...

    Incidentally, I like your "Giant Strawberry Alias," even your Sea (c)Ock alias, better than this one. But sort of in the way I'd prefer to have crabs than to have herpes...
    It's Nategoo, Nick.
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whiteflag View Post
    Why don't you go start a thread about it with your review?
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    Why don't you go start a thread about it with your review?
    Too late, he's already read it...

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