THE LAST LIVING SLUT: Born In Iran, Bred Backstage

[sadaist]

You can say whatever you wish about me but leave the pooch and my jetskii's out of it!!!

Now if you could only get the little guy into a vest & on to the ski.....photographic gold!

[Seshmeister]

You can say whatever you wish about me but leave the pooch and my jetskii's out of it!!!

Does she not have an account of her own here? Let her speak for herself!

[Nickdfresh]

Classy...

Good God, she's vile...

[Nickdfresh]

You can say whatever you wish about me but leave the pooch and my jetskii's out of it!!!

I was trying to help you! Who's that creepy guy next to you?

Nikk, you could always up the ante by posting one of yourself in some of your old military fatigues (that no longer fit and waaaay too tight) whilst sitting on the couch,
taking tranquilizers (for your post traumatic stress disorder) whilst suckin' back another cold brew and eating wingys.

I only have a couple of fatigue pic's actually as I rarely wore them after my first year in. But you're a little off on your internet "cold reading," though bud. I prefer O.D. green old schools or the new digital and my nephew stole most of my old kit. They're actually pretty form fitting though and I still wear them as cutt-off shorts. But since you like making fun of vets who've done something with their lives (so close to Memorial Day no less), and for others, other than dump their wives and kids for some chick he met on a stupid messageboard using it as an obvious dating site, then prance around with the delusion that anyone any longer has any respect for them--all I can say is congratulations!! I wish I could be an uppity irresponsible douchebag that actively helps stalkers on the interweb and has become everything he claims to have hated. And assuming I was overweight (I am a little, actually), I can still always lose weight (I am actually, I run three or four times a week, unfortunately I go out almost every night and hang out with friends and young women that aren't married to other people, which kind of frustrates things a bit), but you'll still always be a big, flaming bag of douche. The funny thing is that I still manage to attract women, and apparently my "post-traumatic stress disorder" must pale in comparison to your complete personality disorder which forces you to commute across the country for some 40-something milf to get away from your frigid (or does she just fuck everybody but you?) wife...

Congratulations on your complete meltdown, Max. Here's too ya!

[Jagermeister]

That was kinda mean. But funny as fuckin hell also.

[Seshmeister]

Well it is a bit dumb to do an attack on someone with a water pistol of material when you know they are sitting there with a nuke, figuratively speaking.

The fat 'cold reading' as Nick called it is always worth a go in a demographic of Americans in their 40s as a last resort but if that's all you got I would advise you not to start the fight.

[Nickdfresh]

I almost feel bad writing that.



No I don't!

[MAX]

Does she not have an account of her own here? Let her speak for herself!

Nessie,



I'm positive she'd relish the compliment coming from someone who looks as atrocious as you. Speaking of dogs and I know this is an old one. However and nonetheless, it couldn't be more befitting in regards to describing your robust appearance... If my dog had your face, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.



Seriously, it's no fucking wonder you don't believe in God. Looking like yourself, I'd have given up all hope as well. I mean, that bastiid Jizzy unleashed a pic depicting two bloated, extremely ugly, vile and drunken Scots scarfing down cookies. You and the missus, no? Oh and Nessie, that queer scarf of yours, what the fuck man? :confused:



Here comes my left uppercut... Honestly, you're the very last person who should be even attempting to knock anyone else's appearance. That's extremely hypocritical when throughout history, any time your family or yourself takes a dip in a certain Loch, the media's bombaded with sightings!!! Fuck man, I always know when you go swimming cos The History Channel's "Monsterquest" and "Rivermonsters" always devotes an hour-long documentary to their switchboard lighting up whenever you fancy a swim.



Lastly, why is it that all of the fattest, ugliest and most repulsive fucks on this site are the one's with the biggest mouths? I guess I'd prolly be just as miserable if I hadn't been able to neither wipe my ass nor see my own dick since Reagan was in office?

[MAX]

I almost feel bad writing that.



No I don't!

I wouldn't either Nikk since you have zero clue and what you wrote is fiction anyway.

Besides Nikk, I know I must've really hit a nerve, no? It's no wonder you were dishonorably discharged or recieved a section eight.

Freak.

[LoungeMachine]

I

, other than dump their wives and kids for some chick he met on a stupid messageboard using it as an obvious dating site, then prance around with the delusion that anyone any longer has any respect for them--all I can say is congratulations!! I wish I could be an uppity irresponsible douchebag that actively helps stalkers on the interweb and has become everything he claims to have hated.

:

A little sad, aint it?

[ThrillsNSpills]

A little sad, aint it?

if the last part of what he's saying is true then yes.

[Seshmeister]

Help I'm being savaged by a dead sheep!

WTF was all that about?

[LoungeMachine]

Help I'm being savaged by a dead sheep!

WTF was all that about?

He's bitter.

And a little too obsessed with other mens' looks, IMO

[Nickdfresh]

...

Lastly, why is it that all of the fattest, ugliest and most repulsive fucks on this site are the one's with the biggest mouths? I guess I'd prolly be just as miserable if I hadn't been able to neither wipe my ass nor see my own dick since Reagan was in office?

I'll edit out all the dumb-American Scot cliche's and skip to the chase. Methinks you have the biggest mouth and the worst attitude here. I'm glad you don't have a gut, there beefcake. But you've some severe personality disorders...

[Nickdfresh]

I wouldn't either Nikk since you have zero clue and what you wrote is fiction anyway.

If what I wrote is "fiction," that would be almost more pathetic really...

Is it over, Max?

Besides Nikk, I know I must've really hit a nerve, no? It's no wonder you were dishonorably discharged or recieved a section eight.

Freak.

Oh please, we hit your nerve long ago. What happened to you Max, seriously?

Dishonorably discharged? Hardly. Try involuntarily extended...

[Seshmeister]

I'd forgotten about that Jesterstar pic in his profile of 'me'.

I don't think it's fair that Lounge gets to be Kip Winger and I'm stuck as Rab C.

Oh well back into character...

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[Guitar Shark]

Is it over, Max?

DOUBTFUL

[ThrillsNSpills]

It's not over until Catfish's avatar sings.

[Unchainme]

Why would aznyone want to defend buttfag, let alone help him live out his psychotic fantasies?

seriously..the fuck?

[diamondsgirl]

if the last part of what he's saying is true then yes.

none of it is true, Thrills.

[diamondsgirl]

I almost feel bad writing that.



No I don't!

Wow. Is anyone actually enjoying this?

[diamondsgirl]

Wow. Is anyone actually enjoying this?

didnt meant to quote nick...I thought I had just clicked "reply" not "reply with quote"

[ThrillsNSpills]

none of it is true, Thrills.

I can't believe anyone can jog 3 to 4 times a week.
how is it even possible.

[chefcraig]

I can't believe anyone can jog 3 to 4 times a week.
how is it even possible.

It's relatively easy. All you do is set out on a jog. Then stop for around 3-4 minutes. Start up, then stop. When you begin again, it counts as a separate session. In this manner, you can jog 3-4 times a week within a single day, in less than 20 minutes.

Next lesson: Doing 500 sit-ups, over the course of a year.

[Jagermeister]

It's relatively easy. All you do is set out on a jog. Then stop for around 3-4 minutes. Start up, then stop. When you begin again, it counts as a separate session. In this manner, you can jog 3-4 times a week within a single day, in less than 20 minutes.

Next lesson: Doing 500 sit-ups, over the course of a year.

lmao!

[LoungeMachine]

none of it is true, Thrills.

um, bullshit



Maxi has admitted himself to most if not all of it.

Really want to re-open that up?

[diamondsgirl]

I can't believe anyone can jog 3 to 4 times a week.
how is it even possible.

lol...yes, and the rest is JUST as false

[diamondsgirl]

um, bullshit



Maxi has admitted himself to most if not all of it.

Really want to re-open that up?

um, is that a threat?

if so, go fuck yourself.

if not, fuck yourself, anyway.

[LoungeMachine]

So you're saying Maxi didnt leave his wife and kids for you?

Thought he'd made that pretty well known here.



We're mistaken, we got that wrong?

[diamondsgirl]

So you're saying Maxi didnt leave his wife and kids for you?

Thought he'd made that pretty well known here.



We're mistaken, we got that wrong?

You have no idea how wrong you got that. And it wasn't Max who said that here. It was someone that NO ONE would consider a reliable source. Sorry, but, I would rather not mention HER name.

[LoungeMachine]

You have no idea how wrong you got that. And it wasn't Max who said that here. .

Yes he did. To me. Still have the PM in fact.

But I'm pretty sure Nick is correct in his post as well.

Couldnt care less, except to say the story sure seems to be changing.

As to mentioning HER name, is she really any different from someone else here who was recently banned twice for pulling the same bullshit SHE did?



Imagine if someone here started posting pics of Max's ex-wife and him together from 3 years ago??? Or started an alias under her name?

You two would go ballistic.

[diamondsgirl]

Yes he did. To me. Still have the PM in fact.

But I'm pretty sure Nick is correct in his post as well.

Couldnt care less, except to say the story sure seems to be changing.

As to mentioning HER name, is she really any different from someone else here who was recently banned twice for pulling the same bullshit SHE did?



Imagine if someone here started posting pics of Max's ex-wife and him together from 3 years ago??? Or started an alias under her name?

You two would go ballistic.

I would LMAO actually!

I hate the bitch!!

No, seriously, I wouldn't want that and have never condoned that. But, yet, some how I got thrown into this.

[LoungeMachine]

No, seriously, I wouldn't want that and have never condoned that. But, yet, some how I got thrown into this.

Thank you.

But I dont think you're thrown into anything. It wasn't you who gave it to the prick.



Nice to see we agree

[diamondsgirl]

Blah, blah,blah.... other than dump their wives and kids for some chick he met on a stupid messageboard using it as an obvious dating site, then prance around with the delusion that anyone any longer has any respect for them--all I can say is congratulations!! I wish I could be an uppity irresponsible douchebag that actively helps stalkers on the interweb and has become everything he claims to have hated. And assuming I was overweight (I am a little, actually), I can still always lose weight (I am actually, I run three or four times a week, unfortunately I go out almost every night and hang out with friends and young women that aren't married to other people, which kind of frustrates things a bit), but you'll still always be a big, flaming bag of douche. The funny thing is that I still manage to attract women, and apparently my "post-traumatic stress disorder" must pale in comparison to your complete personality disorder which forces you to commute across the country for some 40-something milf to get away from your frigid (or does she just fuck everybody but you?) wife...

Congratulations on your complete meltdown, Max. Here's too ya!

Just gonna set some shit straight for all you GossipGirls:

1. Max didnt "dump his wife"
2. Max didn't "dump his kids"
3. I'm not "some chick" or "a MILF" (although I have been called the latter many times :0 )
4. A message boards is only as stupid it's TOP POSTERS.
5. I came to this site as a die hard Roth fan 11 years ago to talk about Roth.
6. I have "dated" EXACTLY ONE member since, and we are still talkin' 'bout Roth
7. Max and I, along with folks such as Panamark and SusieQ, met our partners on this site, and if you pull your head out your ass, you'll realize there is NOTHING wrong with that
8. No one is "prancing around" anywhere and neither Max nor I give a flying FUCK who respects us here and/or why they don't.
9. Who uses the word uppity??
10. Max never helped any "stalkers" and he doesn't have "a wife", frigid or otherwise.
11. And he flies from SLC to Boston because I am just that good.

[hambon4lif]

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[PETE'S BROTHER]

your avatar has left me temporarily impotent

[diamondsgirl]

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More like fucking TMZ. With cuntributions from Nickdgossip and RumorMachine.

[LoungeMachine]

More like fucking TMZ. With cuntributions from Nickdgossip and RumorMachine.

Gee, don't forget to add Maxi Pad and his buddy BF to the list of contributors to this soap opera.

[diamondsgirl]

Gee, don't forget to add Maxi Pad and his buddy BF to the list of contributors to this soap opera.

I dont see where Max is blatantly gossiping about another posters marriage, family and/or relationships. Or speculating as to why someone's "story" regarding such might be changing.

Why did you hold on to a PM for YEARS where Max discussed his personal life with you? Seems kind of creepy to me.

[LoungeMachine]

I dont see where Max is blatantly gossiping about another posters marriage, family and/or relationships. Or speculating as to why someone's "story" regarding such might be changing.

.

Oh, okay.