THE LAST LIVING SLUT: Born In Iran, Bred Backstage

[LoungeMachine]

Who, Guitar Shark?

You fucking lying assholes.

wow.

Perhaps you need to get some air, dude.

None of us are lying.



Have a great day.

[Seshmeister]

I bet this chick looked like Mick Mars under that dumbassed curtain they make those smelly broads wear!

BTW--what a dumb thread!

[binnie]

I would.........................with bells on.

[Jagermeister]

You may get the gift that keeps on givin from that.

[Seshmeister]

Classy...

ANOTHER juicy tidbit....2 days after she had the abortion with Dizzy's baby, she stalked Josh Todd & had sex with him on the Buckcherry tour bus, 2 DAYS after she had an abortion..she said her pussy was still sore & bleeding, her hand was bandaged, & Josh put a condom on & did her anyways, even after she told him she'd had an abortion 2 days prior....as she put it, she had a thick flow that was worse than a usual period, so Josh Todd apparently does some weird shit! lol

Then, the next night, she details how she only wanted to be with Josh Todd, BUT, Keith Nelson wanted her too...apparently Keith has a huge piercing in his dick & he took her into an empty dressing room, pulled his pants down, she gave him oral & she said the cock piercing was so huge that it hurt her mouth....she didn't want to fuck him because her abortion was running down her leg at that point, but Keith didn't cum when she gave him oral, so he grabbed her & here's an excrpt from the book:

I gave him the best cock sucking I could so he could cum & I could leave but he didn't cum, he wanted to fuck me.
"Turn Around" he said
I didn't want to
He lifted my skirt, my abortion was sliding down my leg
"It's just my period" I said, not wanting to offend him
He put a condom on & looked away from the mess as he entered me...that cockring choked my vagina, scarping the insides

She then details how Keith stopped fucking her when things got REALLY messy, he said it was too much for him to see & she finished him off with oral & he came in her mouth...then later on, while on the bands bus, everyone but Josh wanted to take her & another girl back to the hotel & fuck 'em again....she claims she didn't feel like it, but she did anyways...she details Keith's pierced dick as hurting her again, she was still fresh from the abortion, blood flowing heavy, but she did it anyways for the band boys....

[MAX]

You may get the gift that keeps on givin from that.

Syphilis, the clap or crabs??

[binnie]

Classy...

The only thing that offends me about that is how badly written it is. It's like a list, and even that small section was tedious.

What makes 'The Dirt' so entertaining is that it balances being graphic with being funny.....

[Catfish]

Classy...

Buckcherry! Those guys are fucking rock stars!!!!

[Seshmeister]

Yuck I just read she fucked a guy who a groupie I fucked fucked back in the day...

[Catfish]

He lifted my skirt, my abortion was sliding down my leg
"It's just my period" I said, not wanting to offend him
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Now, that's a lady!!!!!

[Seshmeister]

He lifted my skirt, my abortion was sliding down my leg
"It's just my period" I said, not wanting to offend him
--------------------------
Now, that's a lady!!!!!

An aristocrat!

[Catfish]

Yuck I just read she fucked a guy who a groupie I fucked fucked back in the day...

Who wants to play Six Degrees of Sesh's Cock????

[Seshmeister]

The only thing that offends me about that is how badly written it is. It's like a list, and even that small section was tedious.

What makes 'The Dirt' so entertaining is that it balances being graphic with being funny.....

Her writing is better than the guy who is reviewing it though.

There were too many lies in The Dirt for me, it was like a detective novel trying to work out who if anyone was telling the truth about each incident.

[chefcraig]

An aristocrat!

Nicely played. I wonder how many people here actually got that?

[LoungeMachine]

Nicely played. I wonder how many people here actually got that?

Great flick. [and classic joke]



Need to break out my DVD copy now