John 5: "They're writing right now at Eddie's place at 5150 and he is on fire"

[Jagermeister]

Member 136 knows when he is out-matched. No way he can keep up with the brutal power and subtle grace of Member 5109. Shutting shithole and fucking self...Breasts!

I hope you're happy jimi! Lucky for you it's late in the day or I would cuntribute something to your ass.

[Diamondjimi]

I hope you're happy jimi! Lucky for you it's late in the day or I would cuntribute something to your ass.

Annnd you are?.....

[Ace's Dead Cat]

Annnd you are?.....

An alias.

[Ace's Dead Cat]

no shit.
i just finished the recording phase of my 4th album yesterday.
since 2002, i have written and recorded 1 ep, and 4 full albums.
so, in the past decade, I have been far more productive than eddie van halen has.
sad, but true.

The last one got you signed to the rapidshare label.

or was it megaload?

[Diamondjimi]

The last one got you signed to the rapidshare label.

or was it megaload?

That's funny, right there...

[Diamondjimi]

I hope you're happy jimi! Lucky for you it's late in the day or I would cuntribute something to your ass.

Annnd you are?.....

An alias.

The return of Buttfag?

IP check, anyone?

[ThrillsNSpills]

The return of Buttfag?

IP check, anyone?

Nah, VA would have squashed it.

[Dan]

Please bring back My Friend LEFTY.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Please bring back My Friend LEFTY.

great, hope she/it has a new avatar

[Dan]

Me Too.

[chefcraig]

great, hope she/it has a new avatar

Me, too. The last one was so immense that it was effecting the site's performance.

[Halen High]

Okay, let's assume that the rumours are true. EVH, AVH, WVH and DLR are busy writing and recording the next VH album at Eddie's 5150 studio. What is the earliest we can expect a release? It's surely too late for the US summer (or is August still possible). Or is it likely to be a Christmas release? They will also have to shoot 3 or 4 brilliant videos with Dave directing (yeah yeah I know - eternal optimist).

They should be well along the way with the 5 or 6 tracks from 2000 (which apparently blew the hands of the clock or something), and we know from Eddie that he and Dave were writing last year.

If they put it out at the end of the year, I think it's likely they will begin touring overseas first in the southern hemisphere. Down Under would be a perfect start (they do owe us after coming here with Cherone).

[Jagermeister]

Annnd you are?.....

Look man that wasn't cool what you said about starwood. It's penis lickers like you that make guys like him not want to post here. I could run circles around your ass. Be nice please.

K I asked nicely.

[Diamondjimi]

Look man that wasn't cool what you said about starwood. It's penis lickers like you that make guys like him not want to post here. I could run circles around your ass. Be nice please.

K I asked nicely.

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[Dan]

Look man that wasn't cool what you said about starwood. It's penis lickers like you that make guys like him not want to post here. I could run circles around your ass. Be nice please.

K I asked nicely.

Now That Is SOOOOOOO Fucking Rude Of You.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Classic

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Like Winston Wolf once so eloquently said, "Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet." Encouraging, but I'll belive it when I see (or hear) it.

Classic. That's what I meant.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Yeah - don't hold your breath...unless you're Elvis. The bottom line is:
Dave's not even allowed on the premises. Hasn't been since shortly before the wedding.
They did try to work on new music, but Ed simply thinks Dave does not have it anymore. Thinks dude CANNOT sing. No live DVD from the "successful" reunion tour? Ed won't release it. Why? Again - according to Ed - Dude cannot sing and the performances were insulting to the legacy of VH. I saw three of the shows and live, it was awesome in the moment...playback was indeed a different story. Gotta side with Ed on this one. You can't replace primal screams with inhaled yelps and Liza Minelli vibrato.

ED is indeed writing at his place, does it every day....but Dave AIN'T singing on any of it.

The next time you hear VH live - it will be on another cash-grab nostalgia tour, and no - there ain't gonna be any new tunes.
Sorry kids, that's just the way it is.

This very well could be true, but I always figured Ed hasn't released a 07 video for the same reason he hasn't released Largo, Oakland, or US festival. For what reason I don't know, but those shows surely aren't insulting to the Van Halen legacy. They ARE the Van Halen legacy.

[ZahZoo]

I hope you're happy jimi! Lucky for you it's late in the day or I would cuntribute something to your ass.

Creepy... Up for Breakfast butt-pirate eh?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Starwood is member number 136 and was here when you were still shittin' yellow. He doesn't post unless he has something to say - or has some news. He wishes he had better news for the troops.

Now...don't you have some cotton pickin - or a cousin - to do? Get to it, little man!

I didn't know who i was messin' with did i? I as well know when i am overmatched. I'll get back to the chores you directed me to....my cousins that is. I have black people doing my cotton picking.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Nah, VA would have squashed it.

Oh it's an alias alright, just not his....

[Jagermeister]

Creepy... Up for Breakfast butt-pirate eh?

Come on Zah!

I don't know the words to that song.

[Seshmeister]

no shit.
i just finished the recording phase of my 4th album yesterday.
since 2002, i have written and recorded 1 ep, and 4 full albums.
so, in the past decade, I have been far more productive than eddie van halen has.
sad, but true.

I got a cat at Xmas and every day it goes to the toilet about two or three times.

I haven't weighed it but I reckon it's already produced about 20 lbs of catshit.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I got a cat at Xmas and every day it goes to the toilet about two or three times.

I haven't weighed it but I reckon it's already produced about 20 lbs of catshit.

that is a productive pussy

[Panamark]

Whoah !! I wouldn't want to be the little dutch boy with my finger in that Dyke !!

[GreenBayLA]

How many unreleased songs has SpED written since VHIII?
5150!
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Mus...%20Rimshot.wav

http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Mus...Two%20Bits.wav

[GAR]

Gary believes Starwood speaks in third-person and is hilarious for doing so.

[Panamark]

Starwood is an old friend of the Army.
I much prefer him to the Whisky !

[Panamark]

Good to see all you dudes again by the way, each and everyone of ya...
Sucks when work gets in the way of your daily readings of
characters great and small !

[GreenBayLA]

Starwood is an old friend of the Army.
I much prefer him to the Whisky !

Take Your Whiskey Home (sorry I couldn't resist).

[Big Troubles]

How many unreleased songs has SpED written since VHIII?
5150!
http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Mus...%20Rimshot.wav

http://www.ilovewavs.com/Effects/Mus...Two%20Bits.wav

Jesus thats pretty fuckn talented right there!

[vanhalenrocks]

Yeah - don't hold your breath...unless you're Elvis. The bottom line is:
Dave's not even allowed on the premises. Hasn't been since shortly before the wedding.
They did try to work on new music, but Ed simply thinks Dave does not have it anymore. Thinks dude CANNOT sing. No live DVD from the "successful" reunion tour? Ed won't release it. Why? Again - according to Ed - Dude cannot sing and the performances were insulting to the legacy of VH. I saw three of the shows and live, it was awesome in the moment...playback was indeed a different story. Gotta side with Ed on this one. You can't replace primal screams with inhaled yelps and Liza Minelli vibrato.

ED is indeed writing at his place, does it every day....but Dave AIN'T singing on any of it.

The next time you hear VH live - it will be on another cash-grab nostalgia tour, and no - there ain't gonna be any new tunes.
Sorry kids, that's just the way it is.

vanhalenrocks asks for forgiveness if this is common knowledge around here but:

You seem to be in the know when it comes to DLR's active participation in the band, and my questions is, where are you getting this insider info? And in your humble Starwood opinion, why are there so many conflicting reports coming out there days?

[Hardrock69]

Don't be too certain that is actual insider info. We get a lot of phonies around here.

[vanhalenrocks]

Don't be too certain that is actual insider info. We get a lot of phonies around here.

I'm sorry if I've missed it but,

Is that why nobody hammers Starwood for info? I mean, shit, it sounds like he's got a bug up there, and I know Starwood is old school Roth Army, so I doubt he's cleaning up the oil spill in Florida or anything.

[Ruprecht]

Is that two ton kid still playing air bass for them. Maybe pops will play strings for him.

My head hurts

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Is that two ton kid still playing air bass for them. Maybe pops will play strings for him.

My head hurts

pressure from bein' at the bottom of the sea?

[smorgdonkey]

Awesome news! But reality & history are telling me:

Eddie is always at 5150
Eddie is always playing there
Eddie is always writing there

EXACTLY!!

That's why I think that it's BS. Even if John5 thinks that it is genuine - I just think Eddie is nuts and will self-destruct again before anything is released.

[GAR]

where are you getting this insider info?

Gar suggests you PM your requests to Starwood.
Gar believes there is slim chance he would confide such a thing.

Gar feels ivy will grow faster up your leg than the re-re-rerecording of VH7, because melting those wonderfully shiny, sparkly and mind-lubricating crystals with the touch of the flame is far more interesting than getting vocals on "ten albums, in the can."

[GAR]

My head hurts

Chemo?

[Hardrock69]

I'm sorry if I've missed it but,

Is that why nobody hammers Starwood for info? I mean, shit, it sounds like he's got a bug up there, and I know Starwood is old school Roth Army, so I doubt he's cleaning up the oil spill in Florida or anything.

Actually, saying Starwood is old school Roth Army is like saying Alexander The Great kicked some guy's ass in 330 BC.