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    While everybody else is making music, Van Halen is making MORE T-SHIRTS!!

    That's right kids....

    No concrete news on new music or any other forward progress from the VH Camp...but if it's wearables you're looking for, the boys have got you covered!!!!



    Nice shirt....but I'd trade in all of my VH concert shirts and other paraphenalia at this point for some NEW FUCKING MUSIC!
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    And don't give me the "John 5 rumors" or any other horseshit as proof of anything.

    Until the word comes down from inside Howdy Doody Mountain, I ain't buyin' any of it...

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    I fully agree with ya Dutch.....





    But that is a nice shirt....
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    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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    You know what, I'm tired. If they release something (which I doubt will happen) I'll look forward to buying and listening to it. But I'm not going to get excited about pipe-dreams and rumours anymore.

    I'll always love CVH, but there are so many other bands out there still bleeding for music that my ears are busy enough without waiting around for Sped Co.
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    But it's made with a higher thread count than most other t shirts. That's as good as a new album, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by indeedido View Post
    But it's made with a higher thread count than most other t shirts. That's as good as a new album, right?
    LMFAO!!

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    i think it was also a design that eddie has had in the can for years, hence, there must be a new album too.
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    And don't give me the "John 5 rumors" or any other horseshit as proof of anything.

    Until the word comes down from inside Howdy Doody Mountain, I ain't buyin' any of it...
    I don't even trust anything from Howdy Doody Mountain.

    Now if their manager (Irving Azoff?) announces something, or tour dates are announced, I will believe it.

    Otherwise, it is just the same old spEd who does not give a fuck about his fans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    Notice the guitar on the back is pointing down, so it looks like the neck is going right into your ass....

    If you're a Van Halen fan at this point, that's a very appropriate shirt to be sportin'...

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    all true but you got to admit an Ed and Dave album would still do well if it ever happens.

    Even people who think they're washed up would be at least curious.

    If you were in their shoes could you really wait 10 years and put out a terrible album?
    I say it will be a great album .....if it ever gets released.


    But if they come out with striped socks next, I'm out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post

    But if they come out with striped socks next, I'm out.
    i know cadaverdog would do

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    That shirt sucks salty, leathery balls. I wouldn't wear that shit if you paid me - & I'm not cheap.

    And yeah, the guitar DOES look like it's goin' up your arse. It IS fitting for a VH fan & other fans will sympathize & feel your pain, if you'll pardon the pun, but others? Let's just say if you buy & wear that, there's a shitload of fag jokes just waitin' to be hurled yer way, pal...

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Note to Ed: Level with us........The creative well ran dry many years ago, didn't it?!
    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    Notice the guitar on the back is pointing down, so it looks like the neck is going right into your ass....

    If you're a Van Halen fan at this point, that's a very appropriate shirt to be sportin'...
    Really. The front should say something like "I asked Eddie about his new music and he shoved a guitar up my ass".









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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    Note to Ed: Level with us........The creative well ran dry many years ago, didn't it?!
    The first thing Ed does every mornin is check this site, Jimmi! He needs to get his post count up to be relevant on an irrelevant band site.
    Anyways - You should be getting a PM from him soon, but don't be surprised if he's a little....well...cranky. He's always a little insecure when folks challenge his creativity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starwood View Post
    The first thing Ed does every mornin is check this site, Jimmi! He needs to get his post count up to be relevant on an irrelevant band site.
    Anyways - You should be getting a PM from him soon, but don't be surprised if he's a little....well...cranky. He's always a little insecure when folks challenge his creativity.
    Breasts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Starwood crankin on Diamondjizm
    I still wish I had a poster or better yet, a shirt featuring Starwood's avatar. It's absolutely inspired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    And don't give me the "John 5 rumors" or any other horseshit as proof of anything.

    Until the word comes down from inside Howdy Doody Mountain, I ain't buyin' any of it...
    And even then it's still suspect.

    Proof will be the music, not rumors or talk.

    Think Van Halen is so used to rumors, talk and speculation that they think those things constitute a career, and have plain forgotten how to make music.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Maybe Someone Send A Pizza Around To See If Dave Is There.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jagermeister View Post
    Starwood crankin on Diamondjizm
    STFU, alias!

    (Anyone figure out who this Fagermeister clown is yet?)
    Last edited by Diamondjimi; 06-05-2010 at 01:17 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    STFU, alias!

    (Anyone figure out who this Fagermeister clown is yet?)
    I know who he is.

    A great big homo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catfish View Post
    I know who he is.

    A great big homo!
    your avatar looks like it is falling over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    STFU, alias!

    (Anyone figure out who this Fagermeister clown is yet?)
    I hate aliases about as much as "How Many Say I", but alas, I cannot divulge it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamondjimi View Post
    STFU, alias!

    (Anyone figure out who this Fagermeister clown is yet?)
    Guy did do a good run, for a while.

    Alas, no matter how many aliases the retards create, their personality will always rise up, sooner or later...

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    I hate aliases about as much as "How Many Say I", but alas, I cannot divulge it....
    No, of course not, that'd be wrong... of course, if it was a casual, PRIVATE conversation with someone you kinda know and/or is worthy of your trust, you could unwittingly divulge it. Just sayin'.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    No, of course not, that'd be wrong... of course, if it was a casual, PRIVATE conversation with someone you kinda know and/or is worthy of your trust, you could unwittingly divulge it. Just sayin'.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    or a gentle "nudge" in the right direction, that's okay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Guy did do a good run, for a while.

    Alas, no matter how many aliases the retards create, their personality will always rise up, sooner or later...

    Cheers! :bottle:
    i fucked up on my alias' first post
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    I've never had an alias.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    That's SOOOOO True.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    That's SOOOOO True.
    Right you are, Dan!

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    Well, not exactly. I mean, we all know you actually rule the Empire with an iron fist, but that is ok. We just humor you and call you Bueno Bob.

    But back on topic......


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Well, not exactly. I mean, we all know you actually rule the Empire with an iron fist, but that is ok. We just humor you and call you Bueno Bob.

    But back on topic......

    Yeah, but did Ed's wife produce the film while he scored the soundtrack? That's the million dollar question.

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    Good question. And did he use music from his 10 albums-worth of material? Or write new stuff for it?

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    Saw Van Halen "Whiskey a-go go" tees at Target today....



    Shirts on the far upper left...

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    They are taking lessons at the feet of the master, Gene Simmons.

    BRANDING

    Speaking of which, it seems there is an entire industry now on customized branding irons. I bet you could order a custom VH branding iron. Surprised Gene Simmons has not already thought of one for Kiss.

    Here...check this shit out:

    http://www.brandingsteaks.com/catalog/index.php?cPath=4

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    Dude, =VH= while putting out the product, is no where near hitting Kiss sell out status...

    My real question is where was the Tshirt made? What the fuck is with the upside down exclamation point?!?
    "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
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    "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
    "N--- yeah."

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    Starwood has only one comment on this pic. THINK before you INK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hecubus View Post
    Dude, =VH= while putting out the product, is no where near hitting Kiss sell out status...
    True, but the fundamental difference is that while KISS has continued to be merchandising whores for many years, they have also continued to perform semi-regularly and recognize the needs of their fan base on some level.

    Granted, it's been the "farewell tour" that seems to be ad infinitum, but they are performances nonetheless.

    The same cannot be said for VH.

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    I just meant that in the absence of any new recordings, in the absence of any of the shows that FANS DEMAND on DVD (1978-1984), in the absence of any word at all directly from Howdy Doody Mountain, they are simply releasing other merchandise. T-shirts, shoes, guitars, stompboxes.

    I mean, hell, it would not be so bad if they would at least cater to the fans wishes and release some DVDs. Look at the top selling rock bands? Iron Maiden for one, Kiss for another. They are releasing tons of content, which includes FULL REMASTERED CONCERTS from their early years.

    Christ, Kiss has put out what, at least half a dozen or more shows as part of their "Kisstory" series? Iron Maiden started out with "The Early Years" which had 3 or 4 shows alone! Then the follow-up had the remasted Live After Death!

    Since VH tours only very occasionally, and studio material is even more sporadic, it only makes sense to release other content on a musical level to keep the fans happy, even if it is only old shows.

    In this particular case, a huge majority of fans want stuff from the classic lineup! (Which, by the way, includes bass player).

    DAVE OR THE GRAVE, BABY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    I don't even trust anything from Howdy Doody Mountain.

    Now if their manager (Irving Azoff?) announces something, or tour dates are announced, I will believe it.

    Otherwise, it is just the same old spEd who does not give a fuck about his fans.
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