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    Behold, the EPIC fail of fails

    And on a great many levels.


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    Check out Nathan's clean tone. "well you know how it sounds. to hell with that"

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    Oh for fuck sakes.

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    oh my
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Move over Jimi !!!! I really can play the guitar !!! I almost sold them all. He should lift that hat up so he can hear that shit !!!

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    Asshole Liemond has a little brother? Who knew?

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    Asshole Liemond has a little brother? Who knew?

    Cheers! :bottle:
    why do ya think he gave up a nut, they needed something to start a clone with.

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    He's got a bunch of videos. the comments are priceless

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    Quote Originally Posted by indeedido View Post
    And on a great many levels.


    I smelllll ENDORSEMENT!!!!


    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    HA!!!

    It's SONIC YOUTH!!!

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    Fifteen dollars and worth every penny.

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    At long last, the inspiration for all of St. Sanders' shreds videos is finally revealed. Simply astounding.









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post
    LMAO. I like how he shows you how it looks in slow motion, in case you can't keep up with his lightening speed.
    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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    A while ago I would have just assumed this was a comedy skit but after Ace Diamond now I don't know anything...

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    You compiled every last one of Gar's posts?
    Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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    I want to buy Nathan a tuner.

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    Why?

    Tuning his guitar would only make him sound worse!

    Not only that, he might decide to create a video review of the tuner that is as lame as this 'FAB Distortion Pedal'!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Not only that, he might decide to create a video review of the tuner that is as lame as this 'FAB Distortion Pedal'!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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    This guy is my fuckin hero, seriously.

    What, you think he doesn't KNOW how much he sucks? Fuck, even I can play better, and that's saying something...

    But to put it on YouTube?

    BALLS.

    Just sayin'.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    This guy is my fuckin hero, seriously.

    What, you think he doesn't KNOW how much he sucks? Fuck, even I can play better, and that's saying something...

    But to put it on YouTube?

    BALLS.

    Just sayin'.
    Not only that, to tag it as "educational"?

    Huge STEEL ones...

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    You guys are fucked!

    Where were you at age 14? Think about it.

    And think about how hes gonna feel, following back links to his videos when he sees your idiotic comments.

    You are supposed to be men but want to crumb on the guy like you're 14 again? FUKKOV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    You guys are fucked!

    Where were you at age 14? Think about it.

    And think about how hes gonna feel, following back links to his videos when he sees your idiotic comments.

    You are supposed to be men but want to crumb on the guy like you're 14 again? FUKKOV.
    Whatta ya mad about, is that guy finally teaching you how to play??
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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    You guys are fucked!

    Where were you at age 14? Think about it.

    And think about how hes gonna feel, following back links to his videos when he sees your idiotic comments.

    You are supposed to be men but want to crumb on the guy like you're 14 again? FUKKOV.
    If you put it on YouTube it's a public performance. This bozo could have disabled comments which is an extra protection he's going to find doesn't exist out there in the real world.

    If the guy goes and takes a shit in the mall and then shouts come and look at my shit he's going to get a negative feedback.

    Anyway I think he's maybe just attention whoring and mocking all those teenage shred nazis on YouTube who are like eJocks bullying people for hitting a duff note in a tiresome Yngwie bedroom arpeggio.

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    Hey, he DOES have balls of steel for putting that stuff up.

    Whether he is doing it despite knowing he sucks, or if he is ignorant of his own suck-ness is open to debate.

    Kudos to him for putting it up, as it is a good laff for us, and educational for Garfuckle, as Garfuckle wishes he could play that well, and wishes he had such quality equipment.

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    I doubt he knows how bad he sucks. If he did, he would have been too embarrased to post these vids. At 14 I was cutting my teeth playing Wipe Out. I knew it wasn't great because I listened to the recording I made. I would have never put it on a public forum like youtube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    You guys are fucked!

    Where were you at age 14? Think about it.

    And think about how hes gonna feel, following back links to his videos when he sees your idiotic comments.

    You are supposed to be men but want to crumb on the guy like you're 14 again? FUKKOV.

    When I was 14 I could play better tha you. Of course that's all I did was smoke pot and play. I was awesome!

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    Thumbs down Oh, the fake outrage! You CAN'T almost feel it...

    Quote Originally Posted by GAR View Post
    You guys are fucked!

    Where were you at age 14? Think about it.

    And think about how hes gonna feel, following back links to his videos when he sees your idiotic comments.

    You are supposed to be men but want to crumb on the guy like you're 14 again? FUKKOV.

    PUH-LEEZ. Spare us the "righteous indignation". You're just mad you didn't rip on him first. Otherwise you'd be on this kid like stink on shit. I don't think anyone from here has even commented on the poor kid's page, dummy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    PUH-LEEZ. Spare us the "righteous indignation". You're just mad you didn't rip on him first. Otherwise you'd be on this kid like stink on shit. I don't think anyone from here has even commented on the poor kid's page, dummy.
    Not yet, but you just gave Gayr an idea...

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Geez, hope not..

    Great, so the 60-something guy who rips on 30 and 40- something people laughing at the kid (privately) is going to go and actually attack the kid. Hope for the kid's sake he's not local, GARfail will go try to pee on him at a public pool...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Hope for the kid's sake he's not local, GARfail will go try to pee on him at a public pool...
    He will, too. And you just keep giving Gayr ideas.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imapus Sylicker View Post
    He will, too. And you just keep giving Gayr ideas.

    Cheers! :bottle:
    Oh, he's already had that idea for quite some time, but yes, let's not speculate any further...just because there's so little thought going on in that head doesn't mean we should feed it, agree.

    Cheers! :bottle:


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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    GARfail will go try to pee on him at a public pool...
    If this kid was staring at your knob hanging in the pool showers you'd piss on him too, dummy.

    Do not deny the truth. Unless you want kids growing up staring at men's cocks in the shower.. or is that the case for you I dunno

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    NO GAyR...You're the kid-pisser. Don't try to pass off or project that shit on other people, that's ALL YOU. Weirdo.

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