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    From Whitney to Fatney

    The cocaine whore pt. 29...how would Kevin Costner's back feel, if (like in "Bodyguard") she jumped into his arms now?



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    From Crack to KFC...
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    If she's fat, that means she's not on crack anymore...it just means she's doing a different kind of crack now!


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    Well, at least now we all know what happened to the weight John Goodman lost.
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    Most times when you come off an addiction, you eat & eat & eat. Remember how thin Matthew Perry was when he was on Vicodins? He sure fattened up after rehab for the final season of Friends. Whitney getting fat suddenly to me means she is actually off the junk. (not junk food) So good for her. I'd rather see her fat, than skeletor-like & dead.
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    ...and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII will always love FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

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    At first I thought it would be practical to suggest merging this thread with the Val Kilmer/Hagar overweight thread, then it dawned on me the combination of the two in one thread might just distress the server into malfunctioning.









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    Damn she went from feeling the heat with somebody to eating some meals with somebody!

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    What's next, an Oprah thread ??



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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    What's next, an Oprah thread ??


    Just hang yourself you miserable POS. you'll feel better

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post
    Just hang yourself you miserable POS. you'll feel better
    As will several others.

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    I know, maybe one of you losers can post some Carnie Wilson info...

    How 'bout Madonna! What's she up to these days...


    Queers...

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    Fuck off ELVIS!

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    Your black momma...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Your black momma...
    RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    I know, maybe one of you losers can post some Carnie Wilson info...

    How 'bout Madonna! What's she up to these days...


    Queers...
    let's post some =VH= info instead...

    so...well...

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    "And Iiiii-eee-i, will alwaaaaays love fooooooo-o-o-o-oed, will always love food

    Bitter-sweet, pastries that's all that I want to eeee-eat

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    maybe she can start a band with Sebastian Bach
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    Whitney in 5 years? Get a load of that camel toe! Dayum!


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    That is what she gets for focus on her looks and not her instrument.


    No one doubts Ms. Franklin's ability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze View Post
    No one doubts Ms. Franklin's ability.
    Straight up. Aretha is a talented woman. Whitney's problem is not her weight. It's her drug abuse and overall neglect for her health & well being. She just doesn't give a shit.

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    It is very sad Ms. Houston thought glamor was gold and that gold was a master. People are still paying the price of that era where a confused population followed a pied piper, worse than a pied piper, the whore of Babylon.

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    It really is sad that she bought the trinkets bound for tarnish.

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    Brass and glass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blaze View Post
    It is very sad Ms. Houston thought glamor was gold and that gold was a master. People are still paying the price of that era where a confused population followed a pied piper, worse than a pied piper, the whore of Babylon.
    WHAT?

    I swear to Christ, at times I wish I had an "in" with your pharmacist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    WHAT?

    I swear to Christ, at times I wish I had an "in" with your pharmacist.
    Goodness, which words are you having trouble with?
    Sad, glamor, gold, master, people, paying, era, followed, whore of Babylon ?

    Would verse make it easier for you?
    I am writing a prose tonight after all.

    It is very sad
    Ms. Houston
    thought glamor was gold
    And gold was a master.
    People are still paying
    The price of that era
    A confused population
    followed a pied piper,
    worse than a Neverland,
    the whore of Babylon.

    Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
    Houston we have a problem.
    Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
    Houston we have a problem.
    Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
    Houston we have a problem.


    It is very sad
    Ms. Houston
    thought glamor was gold
    And gold was a master.
    People are still paying
    The price of that era
    A confused population
    followed a pied piper,
    worse than a Neverland,
    the whore of Babylon.


    Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
    Houston we have a problem.
    Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
    Houston we have a problem.
    Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
    Houston we have a problem.

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    Holy Shit,We All Need A Drink After Reading That.

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    Alright, now I have a headache...

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    My Balls Are Blue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Holy Shit,We All Need A Drink After Reading That.
    :bottle:

    Quote Originally Posted by bueno bob View Post
    Alright, now I have a headache...
    Go see a doctor...

    Considering your other diagnoses, your headache is probably due to some psychosomatic repression.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
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    Could you film it? For educational documentational [sic] purposes only.

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    Blaze, I would call you strange, but that would be an understatement!

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    What does that mean?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strange

    http://thesaurus.com/browse/strange



    Understatement
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    Understatement is a form of speech which contains an expression of less strength than would be expected. This is not to be confused with euphemism, where a polite phrase is used in place of a harsher or more offensive expression.
    Understatement is a staple of humor in English-speaking cultures, especially in British humor. For example, in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, a suburban dinner party is invaded by Death, who wears a long black cloak and carries a scythe. He is the Grim Reaper; the party is over; the guests must all go with him. "Well," says one party guest, "that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?" In another scene, an Army officer has just lost his leg. When asked how he feels, he looks down at his bloody stump and responds, "Stings a bit."
    [edit]Notable historic examples

    Event: The well-known Victorian critique of Cleopatra's behavior: "So unlike the home life of our own dear Queen!"[1]
    Event: During the Kuala Lumpur to Perth leg of British Airways Flight 9 on 24 June 1982, volcanic ash causes all four engines of the Boeing 747 aircraft to fail. Although pressed for time as the aircraft rapidly lost altitude, Captain Eric Moody still managed to make an announcement to the passengers. Comment: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."[2]
    Event: A 2006 interview regarding current affairs in the Middle East with the Egyptian Foreign Minister. Comment by the Foreign Minister: "I think there's a problem between Shias and Sunnis". (BBC World Service, 23:50, Australian Eastern Standard Time, May 18, 2006)



    Ok then.

    Just joshing with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    Blaze, I would call you strange, but that would be an understatement!


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