The cocaine whore pt. 29...how would Kevin Costner's back feel, if (like in "Bodyguard") she jumped into his arms now?
The cocaine whore pt. 29...how would Kevin Costner's back feel, if (like in "Bodyguard") she jumped into his arms now?
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
From Crack to KFC...
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
If she's fat, that means she's not on crack anymore...it just means she's doing a different kind of crack now!
Well, at least now we all know what happened to the weight John Goodman lost.
Twistin' by the pool.
Most times when you come off an addiction, you eat & eat & eat. Remember how thin Matthew Perry was when he was on Vicodins? He sure fattened up after rehab for the final season of Friends. Whitney getting fat suddenly to me means she is actually off the junk. (not junk food) So good for her. I'd rather see her fat, than skeletor-like & dead.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
...and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIeeeeeeIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIII will always love FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
At first I thought it would be practical to suggest merging this thread with the Val Kilmer/Hagar overweight thread, then it dawned on me the combination of the two in one thread might just distress the server into malfunctioning.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Damn she went from feeling the heat with somebody to eating some meals with somebody!
What's next, an Oprah thread ??
Fuck Off Elvis.
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
I know, maybe one of you losers can post some Carnie Wilson info...
How 'bout Madonna! What's she up to these days...
Queers...
Fuck off ELVIS!
Your black momma...
"And Iiiii-eee-i, will alwaaaaays love fooooooo-o-o-o-oed, will always love food
Bitter-sweet, pastries that's all that I want to eeee-eat
And they bring me JOY, and energy
But above all this, they bring me thunder thiiiighi-i-ies......."
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
maybe she can start a band with Sebastian Bach
Whitney in 5 years? Get a load of that camel toe! Dayum!
That is what she gets for focus on her looks and not her instrument.
No one doubts Ms. Franklin's ability.
"I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
It is very sad Ms. Houston thought glamor was gold and that gold was a master. People are still paying the price of that era where a confused population followed a pied piper, worse than a pied piper, the whore of Babylon.
It really is sad that she bought the trinkets bound for tarnish.
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Brass and glass.
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4your sweet warm breath near my ear~
Last edited by Blaze; 06-18-2010 at 11:00 PM.
Goodness, which words are you having trouble with?
Sad, glamor, gold, master, people, paying, era, followed, whore of Babylon ?
Would verse make it easier for you?
I am writing a prose tonight after all.
It is very sad
Ms. Houston
thought glamor was gold
And gold was a master.
People are still paying
The price of that era
A confused population
followed a pied piper,
worse than a Neverland,
the whore of Babylon.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
It is very sad
Ms. Houston
thought glamor was gold
And gold was a master.
People are still paying
The price of that era
A confused population
followed a pied piper,
worse than a Neverland,
the whore of Babylon.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Babylon, Babylon, Babylon,
Houston we have a problem.
Holy Shit,We All Need A Drink After Reading That.
Alright, now I have a headache...
My Balls Are Blue.
Blaze, I would call you strange, but that would be an understatement!
What does that mean?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=strange
http://thesaurus.com/browse/strange
Understatement
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Understatement is a form of speech which contains an expression of less strength than would be expected. This is not to be confused with euphemism, where a polite phrase is used in place of a harsher or more offensive expression.
Understatement is a staple of humor in English-speaking cultures, especially in British humor. For example, in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, a suburban dinner party is invaded by Death, who wears a long black cloak and carries a scythe. He is the Grim Reaper; the party is over; the guests must all go with him. "Well," says one party guest, "that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?" In another scene, an Army officer has just lost his leg. When asked how he feels, he looks down at his bloody stump and responds, "Stings a bit."
[edit]Notable historic examples
Event: The well-known Victorian critique of Cleopatra's behavior: "So unlike the home life of our own dear Queen!"[1]
Event: During the Kuala Lumpur to Perth leg of British Airways Flight 9 on 24 June 1982, volcanic ash causes all four engines of the Boeing 747 aircraft to fail. Although pressed for time as the aircraft rapidly lost altitude, Captain Eric Moody still managed to make an announcement to the passengers. Comment: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."[2]
Event: A 2006 interview regarding current affairs in the Middle East with the Egyptian Foreign Minister. Comment by the Foreign Minister: "I think there's a problem between Shias and Sunnis". (BBC World Service, 23:50, Australian Eastern Standard Time, May 18, 2006)
Ok then.
Just joshing with you.
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