Shania Twain: Officially divorced

[Bob_R]

No booze or sex.

I guess the money would be good.

- The money would be good of course. She's filthy, filthy wealthy.
- I could care less if she drinks or not. Why would anyone?
- No sex. We've been thru this. Never proven. :smile:

[Bob_R]

Double post.

[Seshmeister]

- I could care less if she drinks or not. Why would anyone?

Her religion prohibits being in the same place as anyone drinking.

So no bars, restaurants, clubs, or in my case at least, friends.

[Bob_R]

Her religion prohibits being in the same place as anyone drinking.

So no bars, restaurants, clubs, or in my case at least, friends.

I hear ya.

So, if true go out by yourself.

[BITEYOASS]

- The money would be good of course. She's filthy, filthy wealthy.
- I could care less if she drinks or not. Why would anyone?
- No sex. We've been thru this. Never proven. :smile:

uh-uh fuck that! Women that don't put out on a regular basis don't impress me much.

[Terry]

Shania Twain looks like a high-maintenance chick; doubtful she would toss the salad, give a rimjob or even lick the nutsack when it came right down to it.

Granted, nobody wants an ugly chick. However, sometimes those ugly chicks are fucking DEMONS in the sack.

I mean, you put a bag on their head and do your bidness.

[sadaist]

Shania Twain looks like a high-maintenance chick; doubtful she would toss the salad, give a rimjob or even lick the nutsack when it came right down to it.

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I don't know dude. My first impression when I look at her is that you are 100% correct. But then I start thinking, she was married to Mutt. Maybe she's a lot nastier in the sack than her appearance & outward personality lead us to believe. I can imagine Mutt likes some dirty ass stuff.

Or it could be like mafia guys say...you don't have your wife suck your dick with the mouth she kisses your children goodnight with. That's what your girlfriend is for.

[Seshmeister]

Or it could be like mafia guys say...you don't have your wife suck your dick with the mouth she kisses your children goodnight with. That's what your girlfriend is for.

Do that and all you end up with is your children kissed with the mouth that sucks the tennis coach's dick.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Yeah, well pretty safe assumption that if sex is against her religion then a rim job is really out of the question.

[Diamondjimi]

Yummy!

[Hardrock69]

she looks like her breasts are outta whack.....

Heck you can see the scar from her boob job under her left breast. Sorry, but I hate boob jobs.

[Dan]

My Pants Are Staying On.