Shania Twain: Officially divorced

[Dan]

Did they even consumate the marriage?

She's a weirdo. He coulda probably filed for an anullment.

WTF?

STFU And GFYS.

[Catfish]

Got a problem with Canadians, Fatfish?

They're pretty filthy and worthless. But I will admit a TON of hot chicks are Canadians.

[Catfish]

Tailor James--probably my all-time favorite filthy Canadian:

[Catfish]

[Big Troubles]

Actually, Canadian would be correct. It is the persons from the United States of America that does not have a "country" name. People of the USA would be identified by their state for example Arizonian which also could be called American. The same as a Canadian, Mexican, or Argentinian would also be American. :tongue0011:

Lmao!

[Big Troubles]

Tailor James--probably my all-time favorite filthy Canadian:

The face says LONG TERM too! Thats a smokin broad!

[Big Troubles]

They're pretty filthy and worthless. But I will admit a TON of hot chicks are Canadians.

dude...

http://www.canadaka.net/content/page...canadian-babes

very nice

[chefcraig]

Jesus Christ on a cracker...this is the woman Mutt Lange cheated on Shania with.

Link to article: Marie Ann Thiebaud

[Big Troubles]

since were off topic anyways

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uploading sucks. lol

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there we go

[Seshmeister]

Jesus Christ on a cracker...this is the woman Mutt Lange cheated on Shania with.

Link to article: Marie Ann Thiebaud

You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

[Little Texan]

Jesus Christ on a cracker...this is the woman Mutt Lange cheated on Shania with.

Link to article: Marie Ann Thiebaud

I hope he doesn't consider that an upgrade...damn that biotch is ugly!

[Little Texan]

You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

If all of that is true, then it's understandable why he'd want to cheat on his hot wife, but still you'd think he could pick someone at least a tad bit better looking than that to fool around on Shania with!

[Little Texan]

That's with makeup...just imagine how ugly that bizzatch is WITHOUT it!

[indeedido]

[chefcraig]

You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

You will note the key word I highlighted "failed". Having been through my own wonderful little dramas regarding divorce twice now, you have made pretty much the same mistake that I have made: A simple over-assumption of what took place taken not as the events were unfolding, but in retrospective conclusion jumping, which is patently absurd and illogical. To wit...

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot: Means what, exactly? I've enjoyed pancakes, sausage and eggs for not only breakfast, but as lunch and dinner as well, for over 45 years. Am I to suddenly tire of them?

b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only: OK, this makes sense, only if the statement can be proven...and it can not. Other than internet gossip and speculation, this sentiment holds water like a cheese grater. I've looked into the Sant Mat religion that Twain supposedly follows, and there is nothing to be found about this bizarre bylaw of copulating only to increase the herd.

c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only you having to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants: Again, a distortion with no proof in the pudding.

Initially I was subscribing to the idea that if "you have someone this hot at home, why go elsewhere?" - yet in a joking fashion. By the same token, I get the idea that folks will cling to the first life boat available in a storm. I get that, as it is total practicality. But to ascribe the rationale for what took place to tabloid-like, internet baloney is utter nonsense.

[Hardrock69]

I will just say on looks alone, he was a fucking moron for fooling around on her. Just like fucking dumbass was for fucking that skank behind Sandra Bullock's back.

Worthless piece of shit.

[Seshmeister]

Initially I was subscribing to the idea that if "you have someone this hot at home, why go elsewhere?" - yet in a joking fashion. By the same token, I get the idea that folks will cling to the first life boat available in a storm. I get that, as it is total practicality. But to ascribe the rationale for what took place to tabloid-like, internet baloney is utter nonsense.

I dunno the first couple of sites I looked at say stuff like

Beyond the two main tenets, Contemporary San Mat movements emphasize an ethical lifestyle and selfless service. They assert that these are not spirituality as such, but are necessary preparation for true spirituality to commence. [15] A self-introspective diary or daily diary tracking ethical lifestyle in five cardinal disciplines is sometimes recommended as a way to self-monitor one's own ethical condition. The five cardinal virtues tracked by the diary are Ahimsa or Nonviolence, Truthfulness, Chastity, love for all regardless of caste, creed, wealth, or intellectual attainments (i.e., Humility), and finally the maintenance of a strict Vegetarian diet. Drugs and alcohol are also to be avoided, as is the company of worldly-minded people. [16]

The sex thing is debatable but it seems clear that it's not only no booze but you are to avoid people who do like things like beer, meat eggs and so on.

[Blaze]

I think, the sex thing means she or he cannot use any method of birth control. She should not have married outside her "pois-ness". Or she was using the church as an psychological whip toward him as a means of being the dominate in the relationship.
I am assuming the lady with the bangs is the "other woman" some people just do not have experience in the red carpet and add on top of that an inexperienced stylist and a person is going to feel a bit awkward, which will show up in pictures.

[Catfish]

dude...

http://www.canadaka.net/content/page...canadian-babes

very nice

Maybe I was wrong.

There aren't as many hot Canadian chicks as I thought.

[chefcraig]

Maybe I was wrong.

There aren't as many hot Canadian chicks as I thought.

Try this: Miss Bikini Canada



Failing that, here's Letha Weapons dressed as a Mountie...

[Nitro Express]

I will just say on looks alone, he was a fucking moron for fooling around on her. Just like fucking dumbass was for fucking that skank behind Sandra Bullock's back.

Worthless piece of shit.

As soon as Bullock found out where her hubbies cock had been planted in, she probably bolted for the doc for an STD test. Jesse was sinking his pole into some suspect pudding for sure.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

STFU!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Shhh, quiet or we'll have to come back down there and torch The White House again!

there are many people who would not be upset about that, i'm sure.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Actually, Canadian would be correct. It is the persons from the United States of America that does not have a "country" name. People of the USA would be identified by their state for example Arizonian which also could be called American. The same as a Canadian, Mexican, or Argentinian would also be American. :tongue0011:

couldn't we be american-americans?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

no........i believe we would u.s.-americans then.

[BITEYOASS]

You have failed to know 3 absolutely crucial facts.

a) He had already fucked Shania a lot
b) She is a member of some fucked up eskimo/Christian hybrid religion which only believes in sex for the production of babies only.
c) The same religion means that not only can she not drink, she can't come within 50 feet of someone how is. That's not only youhaving to stop drinking but also never being able to go to friends houses, bars or restaurants.

She's very attractive I'm sure but I would rather settle down with Ace Diamond than that shit.

In short, Shania wasn't putting out and closed that snatch like it was Fort Knox! Looks like ole' mutt forgot the pre-nup. Why are rich mofos so dumb to forget that most important legal document.

[binnie]

If she promised not to sing, I definitely would.

[HarrySchwartz]

i wish some of the heavy metal singers you listen to would slash their own throats.

[Diamondjimi]

If she promised not to sing, I definitely would.

I think she's got a sexy, unique sounding voice. I'd love her to sing O' Canada into my mic.!

i wish some of the heavy metal singers you listen to would slash their own throats.

Shut up, Stupid!

[GAR]

Hahaha.. SuperTroll to the rescue!

"here he come / here's DiamondJimi / he's a Su-hoo-per TROLL!

[Diamondjimi]

Hahaha.. SuperTroll to the rescue!

"here he come / here's DiamondJimi / he's a Su-hoo-per TROLL!

Find 3 people who agree with you, Fuckstump!

[Bob_R]

I think she's got a sexy, unique sounding voice. I'd love her to sing O' Canada into my mic.!

Yep. She certainly has a sexy voice to go along with her sexy body.

[Golden AWe]

Now Shania has married her ex-husband's ex-mistresses ex-husband Frederic Thiebaud!

Phew!

[Seshmeister]

Poor bastard.

On another point I heard recently suggest instead of calling them Native Americans, Genocidal Residue might be better.

There was no America when they were whooping around so Native American isn't very PC.

[Bob_R]

Poor bastard.

I would love to be that poor bastard.

[Seshmeister]

No booze or sex.

I guess the money would be good.

[Guitar Shark]

No booze or sex.

I guess the money would be good.

If those "no sex" rumors are true, then I'd rather be married to someone considerably less attractive. It would be torture otherwise.