Hello You No Good Bastards
=People always think DickFace just be complaining bout bitches
righ'chere we gonna flip the script though this one's for the ladies=
In musical Form...
pleasing the ladies aint tough
I look good in the buff between my legs I got enough
to go around when I hit the town
there aint a frown to be found after I lay them down
I lay my ladies and woo my women
do the breast stroke, but I aint swimmin
just a lil hors-d'oeuvre before the main course
before I saddle up and ride that horse
it pleases me to please em it tickles me to tease em
to wiggle my treats in front of their face
let them catch a whiff and sniff a taste
then pocket my rocket and head out the door
with their tongues on the floor beggin for more
foaming at the mouth like they've got rabies
just like this song I do it for the ladies
I learned at a very young age
to lick my fingers when I turn a page
to look both ways when I cross the street
and when it comes to loving I can't be beat
like a guitar in the hands of Santana
my ladies get peeled like human bananas
with ice cream and a cherry on top
I'm the cream of the crop and when I stop
you'd better tell the janitor to bring a mop
cause they're gonna be juicy whether drunk or sober
for when I love the ladies their cup runneth over
[gotcha speaking orangutan like oooh oooh oooh ooooh]
=all right ladies, I know ya gotta be juicy by this point in the post.
Go ahead and take off ya panties then, wring em out and hang em up to dry.
In the meantime just place a bucket underneath ya to catch that leak,
cause the sexy meat's gonna keep on risin=
I've got a bigger sack than Santa Claus
which is filled with gifts in the form of balls
tellin old ladies to drop them draws
cause they cant get pregnant after menopause
I'm large and in charge even when it's cold
whip out my candy cane at the North Pole
it's fuzzy and cute just like a mole
when it digs deep in to your asshole
betchya wanna scream betcha wanna shout
got some stress then let it out
like a paper boy on my delivery route
I go round the neighborhood and dishin it out
[here's some for you and you and you
and it would be too cruel if I forgot about you
so I wont, cause I cant]
Ladies, this dick's for you
it wants to do what you want it to
With that said....
Goodbye you No Good Bastards
Breasts,
DickFace
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