Recently read interview with Ed...didn't sound promising...

[renee.eldridge]

Oh sweetie, I have seen your real pics. You are the 1 female here that's definitely not 'gettin' any'! And about the comment on the "models you've encountered" being "brainless" - no model I know would EVER speak to you, much less spend enough time with you for you to form an opinion. Try to be more lady like...you know if an ugly girl is nice and doesn't talk filth, sometimes she can get a boyfriend. Never would have tracked you down if you weren't such a slut with terrible manners. Luckily, I can eat what I want and stay thin. Now, remember, ugly girls can be beautiful if they have a good attitude...work on it.

[Diamondjimi]

Just go away, you bulimic penis wallet....

[renee.eldridge]

And ChefCraig - you keep masterbating - the chef needs to wash his hand(s) before cooking though. I'm off the forum as of now; it's been amusing that a simple question the first time I wrote on this forum would cause a 2 day uproar. What will you talk about now? Back to jerking off to DLR posters...LOSERS or 'Trolls'. Are most of you really in Middle School? I'm going to the beach.

[Diamondjimi]

And ChefCraig - you keep masterbating - the chef needs to wash his hand(s) before cooking though. I'm off the forum as of now; it's been amusing that a simple question the first time I wrote on this forum would cause a 2 day uproar. What will you talk about now? Back to jerking off to DLR posters...LOSERS or 'Trolls'. Are most of you really in Middle School? I'm going to the beach.

Cuntsider that your farewell post...

Now log out and fuck off!!!!!

[Dan]

Oh sweetie, I have seen your real pics. You are the 1 female here that's definitely not 'gettin' any'! And about the comment on the "models you've encountered" being "brainless" - no model I know would EVER speak to you, much less spend enough time with you for you to form an opinion. Try to be more lady like...you know if an ugly girl is nice and doesn't talk filth, sometimes she can get a boyfriend. Never would have tracked you down if you weren't such a slut with terrible manners. Luckily, I can eat what I want and stay thin. Now, remember, ugly girls can be beautiful if they have a good attitude...work on it.

On Behalf Of The Sheep Pen Crew,We Think You Love Yourself Way Too Much.


BTW....Get A Hairy Dog Up You.

[Diamondjimi]

Cuntsider that your farewell post...


Now log out and fuck off !!!!!

.....


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[PETE'S BROTHER]

And ChefCraig - you keep masterbating - the chef needs to wash his hand(s) before cooking though. I'm off the forum as of now; it's been amusing that a simple question the first time I wrote on this forum would cause a 2 day uproar. What will you talk about now? Back to jerking off to DLR posters...LOSERS or 'Trolls'. Are most of you really in Middle School? I'm going to the beach.

wash your hands when you are done.

[Candy Girl]

Here's an observation, for a person like Renee to act so high and mighty, she sure does use foul language herself and is a liar at that. Funny how this troll says that she (really?) wants to be removed, yet she just keeps on posting.

[Dan]

Hangs Around Like A Really Smelly Fart.

[Diamondjimi]

wash your hands when you are done.

"She" might wanna wash her fishy folds...

[Dan]

That's Not Rude.

[Jagermeister]

Well we manager to run um off.

I'm guessing since Va Beach is actually watching this that they were really trolls? Because if they were not maybe we shouldn't have run them off. It was just getting interesting.

[chefcraig]

And ChefCraig - you keep masterbating...

Terrific spelling skills. Thanks for the advice, now here is some for you: Next time you are dining out, you may wish to think twice regarding your choice of salad dressing.

[jhale667]

Terrific spelling skills. Thanks for the advice, now here is some for you: Next time you are dining out, you may wish to think twice regarding your choice of salad dressing.

Spelling is as bad as any Jag post..only unlike RE, he forgets entire words sometimes...


Uh, Renee (not your real name) - clearly you HAVEN'T seen Candy Girl's "real" pics...Just sayin'... I have.

She's neither fat nor ugly. But I'm betting you are.

[Jagermeister]

Spelling is as bad as any Jag post..only unlike RE, he forgets entire words sometimes...


Uh, Renee (not your real name) - clearly you HAVEN'T seen Candy Girl's "real" pics...Just sayin'... I have.

She's neither fat nor ugly. But I'm betting you are.

LOL I very rarely mis spell a word. You're full of shit.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Well we manager to run um off.

I'm guessing since Va Beach is actually watching this that they were really trolls? Because if they were not maybe we shouldn't have run them off. It was just getting interesting.

That's a pretty accurate assessment, it is getting interesting, and I'll just leave it at that...

[jhale667]

LOL I very rarely mis spell a word. You're full of shit.

OH YES YOU DO... Just giving you a hard time, really - but I can think of a few off the top of my head...

"warrent"
You told me I '"were" you out' in another thread...

[Jagermeister]

OH YES YOU DO... Just giving you a hard time, really - but I can think of a few off the top of my head...

"warrent"
You told me I '"were" you out' in another thread...

Well yeah I'm sure I make a few typo's now and again. You do "wear me out" sometimes.

[Jagermeister]

Here's an observation, for a person like Renee to act so high and mighty, she sure does use foul language herself and is a liar at that. Funny how this troll says that she (really?) wants to be removed, yet she just keeps on posting.

Ok. I am curious about these pictures of you now.

[twonabomber]

Oh sweetie, I have seen your real pics. You are the 1 female here that's definitely not 'gettin' any'! And about the comment on the "models you've encountered" being "brainless" - no model I know would EVER speak to you, much less spend enough time with you for you to form an opinion. Try to be more lady like...you know if an ugly girl is nice and doesn't talk filth, sometimes she can get a boyfriend. Never would have tracked you down if you weren't such a slut with terrible manners. Luckily, I can eat what I want and stay thin. Now, remember, ugly girls can be beautiful if they have a good attitude...work on it.

hi, Katie.

[Anonymous]

Funny how trolls come here expecting to be praised & given blowjobs for "inside" info that can NEVER be backed up & then they go all out insulting everything & everyone when they don't get the treatment they somehow believe they deserve.

Dude, if you're gonna troll, at least keep it funny. Laughing at your own little joke all alone doesn't make you smarter than everyone else. It just turns you into Gayr. Or Suckadicki. Or both.

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

LOL I very rarely mis spell a word. You're full of shit.

awesome

[Diamondjimi]

hi, Katie.

Was starting to think the same thing. Something about the fish smell....

[Jagermeister]

awesome

Grate now yuo are the speling pollice as well.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Grate now yuo are the speling pollice as well.

awlsew

[GreenBayLA]

I just wasted 10 minutes scrolling thru this troll topic and still NO LINKS to alleged Blabbermouth story or "new" Van Halen music on YouTube. I searched Blabbemouth.net for EVH and found no interviews from this year.
Hey renee.eldridge put up or shut up.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Spelling is as bad as any Jag post..only unlike RE, he forgets entire words sometimes...


Uh, Renee (not your real name) - clearly you HAVEN'T seen Candy Girl's "real" pics...Just sayin'... I have.

She's neither fat nor ugly. But I'm betting you are.

Renee was actually the inspiration for the flour in the wet spot joke.

[Hardrock69]

Thought there'd be more talk about VH & DLR here, but it's mostly joking around. I worked at the beach (cleaning oil spill)for 3 hours this morning and came home to look once more for something substantial. There's nothing. Most members just find it amusing to cuss like middle schoolers, post pictures of themselves that they obtained from the picture in a sleazy Halloween costume package, (Candy Girl - and when I said you weighed 375 lbs and were 51 years old, that was wrong of me; your real pics look closer to 450 and 60), lascivious pictures & commentary about women (in other words, the men on this site aren't gettin' any) and Blaze, (60 IQ at best). I found out who 2 other members REALLY are, and in language you can understand, it would truly FUCK THIS SITE UP if I told - it would have to shut down - or my info removed by a "moderator" (what a laugh) before you read it. You should be ashamed of trying to pull this on your DLR fans. You see what you've attracted! I've asked the administrators to take me off the site due to excessive profanity. In words you can understand GO FUCK YOURSELVES (and ChefCraig-you'll miss me-I look way better than the girl in your profile pic)

Well, in words YOU can understand, go FUCK YOURSELF.

You do not have to hang out here. All you do is show up and start bitching about everyone here, about this forum, yadda yadda yadda.

Get a thick skin and quit acting like such an easily-shocked small-town Christain school-marm.

If you want info about DLR or VH, this IS the place to find it.

IF our goddamnable fucking foul language bothers you, you are not required to hang around here, though we do welcome ADULTS here.

Not only that, for you to come onto this forum and threaten us by saying you could provide personal info of people who are members here is not going to win you any friends, DARLING.

Now if you would shut the fuck up and be a good little gurlie, SWEETIE, you might find some info on DLR or VH if you bothered to take the time to search this forum.

But then that is not your true intention is it, SWEET CHEEKS?

Welcome to the Roth Army, TrollBitch.

[bueno bob]

I got you all fucking beat because I live in a truck in Dave's basement. Anybody here with more than 20 posts gets an instant IM about that, so not many of you should be surprised by this knowledge. Dave lets me out to do interviews with Eddie once a week, which I then promptly submit to Blabbermouth, but Bori posts these interviews secretly and you have to have a special code in order to be able to read them all - a random search for it wouldn't reveal it.

That's the way Ed wants it. And everybody knows the Ed gets what the Ed wants.

See, the only way you can get access to these interviews is by not calling Bori, any other user, or any band on the site "Fag" and then sending Bori and Edward a Western Union money order for the amount of $51.50. Renee is obviously one of these elite Blabbermouth readers, thus privy to the secret Van Halen articles I submit to Blabbermouth every week.

Did I forgot to tell you guys what Encore's track listing and cover art are?

[chefcraig]

I got you all fucking beat because I live in a truck in Dave's basement.

Just to clarify things, do you mean a trunk in Dave's basement, or a truck in Dave's underground garage?


Either way, it beats the hell out of living in a van down by the river...

[BigBadBrian]

- clearly you HAVEN'T seen Candy Girl's "real" pics...Just sayin'... I have.

Post the nekkid ones!

And Renee, you too!

[Little Texan]

I believe our old "friend" Kuntie has returned, folks.

[Jagermeister]

Who are you people talking to?

It left.

[Hardrock69]

Be nice if true.

[smorgdonkey]

Ed's a dick and he has been for quite a long time now. The evidence has only mounted over the years to show this and Ed continues to blame everyone and everything for things that go wrong.

...and Valerie Bertinelli is looking GREAT now that she's away from Eddie Crack Headlen.