Kid, I'm glad for you on #1, and sad for you on #2 because if it weren't for Ronald Reagan's amnesty of the then-4million illegal aliens in this country, we wouldn't be dealing with the dogpile of the 30 million or more that figured kids like you working part-time summer jobs make more than they do groveling in their mud huts where they come from in a year.
Support DEPORTation. Deportation is the answer and solution to your independant income. I know I'd have the same problem as you do if I was a kid today.. and I'm sorry the government has let you down on that because as a kid I had a paper route and worked for a print shop, and a pet shop.
Hell I doubt you get hired as a busboy if you felt inclined to apply.. those jobs here in Los Angeles are all taken by illegal immigrants!
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Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Why ask me OR Matt, when the entire world (including Jag) knows it's because you're a dickhead? You try to derail every thread you post in, shoot off your Google-mouth ad nauseam, talk shit to everyone here...is it any wonder why you're universally reviled? And you cry the loudest when we move your bullshit posts. In short, you wallow in lameness.
Post pics of your gear or GTFO.
The Michael Charvel book he gave me at NAMM with the receipt in it from Music For Everyone in Sierra Madre, the owner of which passed it on to Doc who then moved it to Colorado Blvd. in Pasadena calling it "Dr. Music" of which, the rest is history.
I suppose I could scan THAT.. but the copywrite doesn't belong to me so I suppose I can't really.
You'll have to go buy the book or wait till Google Books scans it and plagiarizes it like they do everything else offered for free.
Of course. More excuses why you cunt post pictures. Like you even own a scanner or know how to use one.
Fucking asshole. Go fuck yourself.
Another Fail Gar....
KnE just came out with an even more accurate licensed-Frankie body copy this month, apparently...
http://www.kneguitars.com/Tribs/azusa_bods.htm
That's their opinion, and correct on "opinion." My opinion is the cutaway details of the arm and belly cuts look nothing like the 58 strat patterned for the "azusa" and if they wanted to get closer all they'd have to do is pin-trace a real 58 strat with different-height table pins until they get an accurate body outline, set the bandsaw table at 22 degrees, and get the correct angle and deep belly cuts to blend over.Originally Posted by kneguitars.com
Arguing the point of bookmatching I guess is lost on them here, but being sold as a "frankie" they must figure grain means nothing to a market of spray-painting hobbyists who care more for the slop rout cut anyways.
So far you're 3/3 in the "New Bad Junk Dept."
1. Recabinet fail.
2. Evertune fail.
3. Kneguitars.com fail.
When you posting goofy junk found on your interweb travels from afar, do not stand by your opinions as fact esp. when they're unqualifed opinions, and/or the junk posted on is crap.
The body I got from KnE kicks ass, and is damn near an exact copy cut and contour-wise to my buddy's O.G. San Dimas' body and others I've seen (including another rather well-known iconic 80s Charvel). That's a hands-on review, btw - not some dipshit's "I saw it on the interweb and will now pontificate on the subject" bullshit. The Muskraft ones may be a hair closer, but for the price (especially if the kid's trying to do it right on a budget) pretty much can't be beat.
What I really wanna see now is the resurrected Boogie Bodies up close and personal.
Speaking of (your personification of ) EPIC FAIL...let's review:
1. Others here USE Recabinet, and can refute your pompous uninformed statement - guy who "plays the radio". FAIL.
2. You haven't yet seen or tried an Evertune system, and in your unending ignorant arrogance already have deemed it unsatisfactory - FAIL.
3. Again, you've NEVER SEEN a KnE body, so yet another pompous, boorish, uninformed IDIOT pontification - FAIL.
4. You're a piece of human GARbage, reviled by the entire VH community, who's too stupid to realize NO ONE is interested in your asinine rantings. YOU FAIL AT FAILING.
Never mind the irony of the douche that owns no gear talking about someone posting something "from their internet travels" Googlebitch.
You're done. Go to your playpen, troll. :dafinger:
What I really care about is how far off this strat body is compared to one of my own "original" Randy Zacuto s/s/s pinrouter templates.
Because you just don't go cutting blanks of ash round the edges and say "oh look, most accurate hundred twenty out the door" when it's not.
I can see the width @tummy cut, ain't happening.
ANYone can see the arm relief has alot further to go before calling it a 58 clone.
I like that it's solid ash, or what appears to be solid American ash, it's a good deal if that's the case, the neck slot is correctly centered and tight.. but you'd need a belt sander and alot of hand sanding to finish these properly.
From today's DILBERT comic...
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
You guys are ignorant of the fact that the KNE lower-left bout is off about a good quarter-inch, and anyone visually identifying that with "the perfect Strat" is ABSOLUTELY blind, or they just don't give a shit.
My criticism focuses on the claim it's an exact copy of the original, which I dispute.
What is indisputable is the quality of ash the guy is using, and I think that is what's causing confusion here as to whether it's a good body or an exact copy.
It's ONE but NOT the other: it looks like a good body, but is NOT an exact copy. Tell you what the fuck I THINK it is, is a Mighty Mite body imported from Korea the cost of which is $45 bucks.
So be ignorant if you wish folks, but do not say you are unaware when that body arrives in the mail. It may work, it looks fine but isn't a perfect Strat outline.
STFU, GARfail.
You don't own any guitars or guitar bodies, stop trying to act like you know what the fuck you're even talking about. WE ALL KNOW BETTER, and are tired of your bullshit.
:dafinger:
Where's the picture of "your" original template you're supposed to be posting? Oh that's right - YOU WON'T BECAUSE YOU DON'T REALLY OWN ONE, LIAR.
Wetter. Quit crying about my gear, you'll just a) get villifiably jealous, or b) claim its someone else's I'm posting.
So being that you're at a standstill in your requests to see my things, I'm at a standstill in reiterating the denials.
Okay? Just know the world is alot, lot bigger a place than your own sweltering little carbon footprint inside of The Valley.
(.. think I'll go skimboarding today if I can push myself to get out of bed this afternoon..)
"Crying" About WHAT gear? Your imaginary sh*t? Stupid ass, IF you could, you'd be able to prove it by placing a note with today's date in the pic. Y'know, kind of like I did with the "FUCK OFF" sign (maybe you should take the hint and do so) . Nice attempt at projection, too - but we all know you're the one jealous of my and everyone else here's (actual, verifiable) gear.
Look - REAL guitars - ones like you WISH you had. And they beat the fuck out of a Charvette, retard.
Your google finger must be broken this morning or you'd have known "villifiably" isn't a fucking word there, oxygen-thief.
Gary, the only person you're fooling here into thinking that you actually own any gear of merit or worth is yourself.
Let me summarise for you; you can't substantiate any of your claims with even the merest shred of evidence - this is something which is very established, as is the fact that you are nothing but a liar. Your knowledge is all from Google or Wikipedia, you have no respect here, no one cares what you have to say, and no one would care if you dropped off the face of the earth.
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Excellent post, Don C. Bottom line is...
And IMAGINARY ones (or those made of plywood) don't count.
The rest of us here will help the kid make a REAL one. No further GAyR input necessary. Or tolerated.
Nice parts guitars.
Connoisseurs prefer something more insurable, valuable and playable.
How did BOR become a mod of this forum way back when?
It's much more gratifying to use these things other than pretend to.
At any rate it's good to see you guys trying to help the kid get started on his project.
Connoisseurs? Pfft!!!
Who gives a fuck?!
Most "connoisseurs" are collectors who don't have the ability to create the guitar of their desire, to their exact specifications.
They are usually snobs who are incapable of deviating from the norm...
Or, like yourself, compulsive liars who claim to know everything yet own absolutely FUCK ALL!
I know. I also know you lose sleep over them, that much is clear. Poor little jealous no-guitar-having troll. Is him gonna cry?
Connoisseurs like EDWARD VAN HALEN, you fucking idiot? Another FAIL in the never-ending suckfest that is your life - SUCK AND FAIL. The only two things you're good at.Connoisseurs -which I am not - blah blah blah
Go kneel in the center lane of the 405, GARfail. Seriously, fuck off.
Unhappy accident, one imagines. (One that was quickly corrected, I'm told)
Which we'll continue to do, now minus the troll bullshit.It's much more gratifying to use these things other than pretend to.
At any rate it's good to see you guys trying to help the kid get started on his project.
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