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  • Jagermeister
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    Skid Row's Sebastian Bach to Appear on 'SpongeBob SquarePants'

    Amy Sciarretto

    Sebastian Bach is getting animated. The former Skid Row frontman will appear on the July 5 'SpongeBob SquarePants' special, 'The Clash of Triton,' which airs at 8 PM ET. The half-hour show wraps up the kiddie network's Fourth of July holiday programming block.

    In this marine life special, Bach will voice the titular character of Triton, the rebellious son of Queen Amphitrite (voiced by Victoria Beckham) and King Neptune (voiced by actor John O'Hurley). In the episode, the king is celebrating his 5,000th birthday at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob and his cronies roll out the red carpet for the royal family, but the king misses his prodigal, erstwhile son, Triton. This leads SpongeBob to intervene as he sets out to find Triton.

    Bas as a SpongeBob character? What's next, Janie Lane from Warrant lending his voice to the Smurfs movie? Whatever the case, this writer will be tuning in, given the fact that Bach's speaking voice bellows as loudly as his singing voice.

    One needn't look any further than 'Metalocalypse' to see proof of the successful marriage between animated cartoons and heavy metal. Maybe this episode will somehow, some way, however subliminally, turn some 6-year-old watching it into a metalhead of the future.
  • Dave's Bitch
    ROCKSTAR

    • Apr 2005
    • 5275

    #2
    i think they have found an appropriate channel for his hyperactivity in spongebob.How many times do you think he will say how great Axl is in that episode.

    I remember i saw some daffy duck thing with Dave Mustaine on it,that was some heavy shit
    I really love you baby, I love what you've got
    Let's get together we can, Get hot

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35158

      #3
      He's going to play the part of a douchbag.

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      • hambon4lif
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2810

        #4
        I'm really surprised he's doing anything that has to do with water and a sponge. Anybody that's stood next to him can testify that hygiene is not on his list of priorities. He stinks like an undouched cunt after a 3-day gangbang.

        ....I'm guessing he'll be in an episode as a bad guy that goes to war against ol' Spongebob.....and a bar of soap.

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          Whoa! Wait just one second here!















          Spongebob is still on?
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • sadaist
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jul 2004
            • 11625

            #6
            Originally posted by Jagermeister

            One needn't look any further than 'Metalocalypse' to see proof of the successful marriage between animated cartoons and heavy metal. Maybe this episode will somehow, some way, however subliminally, turn some 6-year-old watching it into a metalhead of the future.
            Mustaine & Megadeth did it before.


            <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9bar06Anfgs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9bar06Anfgs&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
            “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              #7
              Originally posted by sadaist
              Mustaine & Megadeth did it before.
              Neil Peart as well...










              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • binnie
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • May 2006
                • 19144

                #8
                Baz does stuff like this to fund his records.

                Looks like the 'Major Label' deal didn't work out........
                The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                • hambon4lif
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2810

                  #9
                  Originally posted by binnie
                  Baz does stuff like this to fund his records.

                  Looks like the 'Major Label' deal didn't work out........
                  ....or he was too busy making Clay Aiken look like Lemmy.

                  check out this bullshit...

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                  • Mr Walker
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2536

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jagermeister
                    One needn't look any further than 'Metalocalypse' to see proof of the successful marriage between animated cartoons and heavy metal.
                    Wish that show would start up again soon.

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                    • VanHalenFan5150
                      Sniper
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 960

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sadaist
                      Whoa! Wait just one second here!












                      Spongebob is still on?
                      Yep. It's one of the only things I watch on TV. It's the only GOOD thing on when I'm up and getting ready for school.
                      Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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                      • sadaist
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jul 2004
                        • 11625

                        #12
                        Originally posted by VanHalenFan5150
                        Yep. It's one of the only things I watch on TV. It's the only GOOD thing on when I'm up and getting ready for school.

                        I used to watch a lot of that stuff with my stepson. SpongeBob, Rocket Power, etc... SpongeBob is funny stuff though. A lot of humor tailored to the older crowd.

                        Now for animation I watch King of the Hill, Home Movies, and South Park. Can't stand Seth McFarlane. Fart jokes only go so far, and to have 3 "different" prime time shows based on that is ridiculous.

                        Oh, SquidBillies is pretty funny in a warped kinda way.
                        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • sadaist
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 11625

                          #13
                          Originally posted by hambon4lif
                          ....or he was too busy making Clay Aiken look like Lemmy.

                          check out this bullshit...

                          <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TDnuwkjEcnU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TDnuwkjEcnU&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

                          Holy crap! Forget a terrorist bombing Times Square. Bach will just bore the place to death. This crowd is so not into this song. LOL. I'm petitioning to get this guy on the no fly list.
                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19144

                            #14
                            That song's OK. It's from a broadway musical he did......
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35158

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sadaist
                              Whoa! Wait just one second here!

                              Spongebob is still on?
                              The Roadrunner is still on and they made that in the 1950s...

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